On the playground today...

[Scarab]

Our school is made up of two opposing groups of children. They argue constantly. In class, if a child of one group has the crayons, a child of the other group must also have those crayons. They both put forward things every day that sound so stupid to me, yet I must accept them. They are all I have to guide me in what I see as acceptable and unacceptable.

One group today said they're the most dominant, and have control of the playground. The other shouted with scowling faces, that the "dominant" group are doing a horrible job of it if they want to keep this up. The others all laughed, and much immature name calling and poorly constructed insulting took place. I'm surprised I'm still here now.

What did the dinner ladies say? They watched this go on, this pointless mass of useless fighting. I had my sympathies with them though. I overheard them converse between themselves:
"Shall we stop them?"
"No, last time I tried to stop them, things just got worse. It has to be one of the two."
"Shame, this place could be so beautiful if they weren't constantly fighting."

Do you think I should do anything Newgrounds? I don't really like either side, but I think I should go with one of them for my own safety. After all, not being with them is considered stupid for now. Soon, we might expand ourselves. A friend of mine blames a block of South Asians and Eastern Europeans for the relentless problems in the playground. Some have joined him. Should I too?

[East525]

Are you being serious?

[Shreddy]

Age/Gender: 18, Male

no way are you 18

[Lost-Chances]

Hand grenades is your answer.

[Killing-joke]

you mean something like this?

[Conspiracy3]

Is your sign up date also your birth date?

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Don't make me get Chris Hansen.....

[Yacazuma]

I lol'd many times.

[manonthemoon516]

Wait a second. How old are you? Either you're making this up, or I'm going blind. And I don't think it's the latter.

[Lost-Chances]

At 2/17/09 07:22 PM, Killing-joke wrote: you mean something like this?

Nah, something more like this.

[Gamepro23]

Your kidding right?

[Doomsday-One]

Don't you see people?!

We're all in a playground war. Perhaps not for crayons; perhaps for money or resources.
The OP is showing us that no matter how much we emphasise our wars, we are like children in the playground.

We smack it on a global scale. There is a large war going on.
The dinner ladies are countries; not getting involved in fear of it getting worse.

I hear ya, man. Peace out.

To think, I was originally going to post this as a joke. Turns out it actually fits quite well.

[Lost-Chances]

At 2/17/09 07:30 PM, Doomsday-One wrote: Don't you see people?!

I inspire people with my photos too much.

[Killing-joke]

At 2/17/09 07:32 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 2/17/09 07:30 PM, Doomsday-One wrote: Don't you see people?!

I inspire people with my photos too much.

fap fap fap fap fap at that wonderful photo xD
Gates excite me........

[Murad136]

Well .... for this special occasion there is only one thing left ... rape. but since I obviously know your being serious why don't you try making your own group and be all rebel like?

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

Woo, OP, iz dat sum meta-4 u gott thar?

In all seriousness, I think I did understand the message of your post.

[dididu915]

Dude, just let the babies fight their war. Don't join them or take the piss out of them. Just walk on by...

[Reiewer]

You should pick neither side, and start your own crew of your own.

[Killing-joke]

At 2/17/09 07:52 PM, Reiewer wrote: You should pick neither side, and start your own crew of your own.

world domination! its the only way!!! hahahahahahahahahha

[Scarab]

At 2/17/09 07:52 PM, Reiewer wrote: You should pick neither side, and start your own crew of your own.

I once tried such a thing. I was ridiculed. My views were seen as harsh and too extreme. People said the only way to succeed was by belonging to one of these groups. They're the ones that exercise power, and by agreeing them, I do something don't I? However, I don't like either section, as I've said before, so should I pretend I do like them, and then offer my ideas off quietly? That's what I believe I should do, because one of my "extreme" friends agreed with it.

And isn't looking cool the most important thing? I think I should just cancel my views now to save my coolness rating.

[Scarab]

At 2/17/09 07:45 PM, dididu915 wrote: Dude, just let the babies fight their war. Don't join them or take the piss out of them. Just walk on by...

I wish I could do that. I really do. These groups though... they take up such a huge part of my life. I read books everyday by people who died long ago, who say these two groups are fighting their own child squabble that I should move away from. I agree, but I am scared to oppose them, because I have been taught no alternative.

[blackattackbitch]

I just want to let you know that I'm still gonna punch you in the dick, even though this post was pretty creative.

[blackattackbitch]

sry 4 da duble pst, bt I hve sum advce 4 u. Wut u shud do is kep 2 urself. U may nt b able 2 excaip deez 2 grups totlly, but u shudnt hang wit dem 2 mch bcoz if dey start fiting, Ull have n excaip pln. U dnt wnt 2 b draftd n2 da fiting.

And I'll be surprised if you can read this.

[Scarab]

At 2/17/09 08:37 PM, blackattackbitch wrote: sry 4 da duble pst, bt I hve sum advce 4 u. Wut u shud do is kep 2 urself. U may nt b able 2 excaip deez 2 grups totlly, but u shudnt hang wit dem 2 mch bcoz if dey start fiting, Ull have n excaip pln. U dnt wnt 2 b draftd n2 da fiting.

Haha, I understood it, and I'm slightly tipsy. I recommend you take influence from the typical Newgrounds forum gimmick alt next time. They always have horrible, over the top Internet spelling. I did laugh however, at your post, so well done for paying attention.

[Doom-Fan]

At 2/17/09 08:45 PM, Scarab wrote:

and I'm slightly tipsy.

Yeaahhh

You're all insulting a drunk.

[Scarab]

At 2/17/09 08:48 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: You're all insulting a drunk.

Well, I probably would consider this thread anyway. I just like people to read things, even if my little piece here isn't effective (likely) and is a lot of crap (more than likely). As far as I'm concerned, being insluted while drinking is a lot better than being insulted in sober circumstances and curling up into a ball about it.

I mean these two groups. They insult me every day subconsciously. I don't want to be a child, just mindlessly attempting to spread a bad reputation while not helping the situation everyone is in. I am trapped Newgrounds. Can your usual tactics apply to me?

[ShanyBoy-XX]

how old are you, for real?

[Scarab]

This is an attempted allegory on the British government. I am considering expanding upon it, and I hope I do; this as we have it is poor. Sorry for users who answered honestly. I know it feels horrible when a thread isn't real. This will be my last post here for the night, and I hope people read differently or whatever.

[ninjajoeman]

START A FIST FIGHT trust me in the end it will just be a funny memory ahhhh....

[Ripder]

Seceed from the uonion and rebel!!Row Row Fight Da Powa But sereylosly find your people of your own Kind