Dark Humor.

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Dark humor. A form of comical entertainment that sleeps deep within my heart. A taboo type of humor, dark humor can only be successfully pulled off by the funniest of comedians, resulting in the listeners releasing some guilty laughs. Dark humor can make things like rape, murder, and cancer ironically hilarious.

So if you find or hear any dark jokes anywhere, feel free to share them here. Guilt free.

I'm going to hell

[linkinpatt]

I started hating dark humor after "The Cable Guy."

[gibleto]

Rape.

Hur hur hur.

[EclecticEnnui]

Maddox uses dark humor. I'm not sure how much, though. You'd have to browse around, if you haven't, already.

[Alastor]

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

[EclecticEnnui]

At 2/16/09 10:35 PM, linkinpatt wrote: I started hating dark humor after "The Cable Guy."

Why? I never saw the film, but there's others you can look for, like Dr. Strangelove.

[MrNiceGuy]

So, my mother died...

like that?

[TheLameSauce]

At 2/16/09 10:35 PM, linkinpatt wrote: I started hating dark humor after "The Cable Guy."

it pretty stupid to shun a whole genre for one, not so well received, movie. that be like saying "oh, i didn't like man for man, so i don't like any gay porn." ridiculous.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Dead baby jokes are a pretty good form of dark humor.

How do you fit twelve babies in a wheelbarrow?

With a blender!

How do you get them out?

With chips!

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

So my wife comes up to me the other day and says she has herpes. Well... she didn't get them from me.

[tomato-soup]

Watch PBS's "Great Prefprmances" of Company.

[linkinpatt]

At 2/16/09 10:54 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:

it pretty stupid to shun a whole genre for one, not so well received, movie. that be like saying "oh, i didn't like man for man, so i don't like any gay porn." ridiculous.

Ah, you make a fine point. A girl goes up to her boyfriend and says, "I don't want to be with you anymore, you're a pedophile." The boyfriend responds, "Pedophile? That's a big word for a 10-year-old."

[Doombox162]

So a aborted fetus walks into a bar.

wait

At 2/16/09 10:46 PM, Alastor wrote: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

Do you even know what Ed Gein said about women?

I like the novel more.

[VhsTapeclock]

This was a dark brain-buster I found in a book... I was kinda shocked, but...

A little girl was trying to glue the leaves back on the trees in her backyard. Why?

The hint was:
She heard her parents conveersing with someone important. The mom was crying, while the dad was looking down dejectedly.

The answer?
The person was a doctor. He had said that the daughter had contracted a seriously deadly disease and that she would be dead before the leaves were gone off the trees.
I laughed then immediately felt bad, which is saying something since deadpan, dry, and dark humors are my favorite types.

[Quinny]

If you want to grimace and laugh until your arse falls off at the same time, look up Frankie Boyle.

As well as Ellis' American Psycho referenced above, you should check out Banks' The Wasp Factory. One bit in particular I remember, where the main character's racist uncle moves to South Africa. While the uncle walks around, a Black guy attempts to kill himself by jumping from a building, but lands on the uncle. The uncle's last words as he dies are "Bloody hell, the buggers have learned to fly." or something similar. That cracked me up.

[MrNiceGuy]

At 2/16/09 11:26 PM, Scarab wrote: "Bloody hell, the buggers have learned to fly."

That's fucking brilliant!

[HrMorgaes]

So a baby seal walks into a club.

[Brick-top]

Why do they put cotton buds in pill bottles? To remind the n*ggers they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

I don't know if this is dark, but it's definatly racist.

[HrMorgaes]

A man walks into a doctor's office and says:

"Doctor doctor, my knee hurts"

But the doctor didn't hear him because he was out killing baby jews

[TacticalShoe]

I love dark humor so much.

Darfur jokes, YEAH!

[public-enemy1]

At 2/16/09 10:46 PM, Alastor wrote: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

Whats wrong Patrick?