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The infamous Spankwire Video.

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The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 14:48:47


For those of you who don't know about it or have never seen it, I'm sorry it's technically porn and I think it's against the rules to link to porn. I'ma almost sure of it. If you're curios just search on google for "Spankwire Video". I don't mean to spoiler but, it's the most sickening thing you will have ever seen.

:It's people mutilating their own genitals!!!

So for those who have actually seen it, I'd like to hear what your reaction to it was. Be it funny, devastating, outrageous, etc..

As for me, I just sat there dumbfounded, my mouth and eyes wide open in horror. I was fortunate I hadn't eaten anything beforehand or I would still be cleaning up my desk. Afterwards I stood up and walked to the bathroom and stared at myself in the mirror. I looked weary and tired and like I had just seen a ghost. No lie.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 14:49:52


It's people mutilating their own genitals!!!: :

Yup, that fail's pretty hard right there.

Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 14:50:20


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 14:51:33


Seen a video about self-mutilation, not sure if it was this spankwire one.

But it was almost certainly fake.

I think the person would faint before he or she could actually finish the job really. In addition, there were parts coming out of the cuts they were making which aren't actually in the anatomy of their genitals, so it was pretty much bullshit.

unless it was japanese, then it's real.

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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 14:54:48


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Good god, you shouldn't have done that.

I destroyed what was left of my childhood by looking at that.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 14:55:18


Maybe they're masticates.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 14:55:20


At 2/15/09 02:51 PM, Ogirra wrote: Seen a video about self-mutilation, not sure if it was this spankwire one.

But it was almost certainly fake.

I think the person would faint before he or she could actually finish the job really. In addition, there were parts coming out of the cuts they were making which aren't actually in the anatomy of their genitals, so it was pretty much bullshit.

unless it was japanese, then it's real.

Well you could be talking about BME Pain O;ympics. I haven't seen that one. But the Spankwire video looks pretty real, I'm not saying I'm hoping it is, I really, really hope it isn't.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 14:56:53


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

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I remember trying to do that. I thought I could manage it too, but I really couldn't. Barely made a quarter of the page.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 14:59:28


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Thats the only sick type thing on the internet I cant bare, scrolling is just torture, I scrolled far down and just had to turn it off.
Its not about how sick it is, is just saddening somehow, bad for your soul.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:00:05


Gahh! Don't ever speak of that again! I only watched like 15 seconds.

Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:01:21


At 2/15/09 02:59 PM, Xurch wrote:
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Thats the only sick type thing on the internet I cant bare, scrolling is just torture, I scrolled far down and just had to turn it off.
Its not about how sick it is, is just saddening somehow, bad for your soul.

I totally agree. I only made it to the part with the disceted woman then I turned off my computer and cried myself to sleep.

Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:02:18


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Jesus fucking Christ, my childhood was just anally raped viciously and then stabbed in the abdomen by ten shanks at the same time and left there to die slowly.

You jerk.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:02:37


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Well some of those look obviousely Shop'd


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:04:06


At 2/15/09 02:55 PM, RaptorZombieJesus wrote:

Well you could be talking about BME Pain O;ympics. I haven't seen that one. But the Spankwire video looks pretty real, I'm not saying I'm hoping it is, I really, really hope it isn't.

That would be the one. It was really bad xD

The dude got out a hatchet, put his balls on a cutting board from his kitchen, and, well. You can guess the rest.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:04:06


I've seen worse

Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:04:32


Guys you know what the worse part about the video was? The song playing over it. That was the final nail in the coffin for me.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:05:53


Guys, you should really stop going to ED and typing Offended. It's really NOT a good idea unless you want to spend three years rebuilding your physcological well-being.

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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:07:42


At 2/15/09 02:55 PM, RaptorZombieJesus wrote:
At 2/15/09 02:51 PM, Ogirra wrote: Seen a video about self-mutilation, not sure if it was this spankwire one.

But it was almost certainly fake.

I think the person would faint before he or she could actually finish the job really. In addition, there were parts coming out of the cuts they were making which aren't actually in the anatomy of their genitals, so it was pretty much bullshit.

unless it was japanese, then it's real.
Well you could be talking about BME Pain O;ympics. I haven't seen that one. But the Spankwire video looks pretty real, I'm not saying I'm hoping it is, I really, really hope it isn't.

BME is obviously fake (there isn't even any blood when they cut open their penises). The mutilation was probably done on dead bodies.

This one looks real

Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:11:35


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote:
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That's ... strange, but I made it to the end, and I can seriously say that the pictures at the very bottom of the page are funny; honestly, I made an audible chuckle. That's not to say the rest of the images are horrific, just that the last two are funny. Check for yourself, only I advise start at the bottom of the page and scroll up unless you're pretty unshockable.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:13:31


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

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They kinda run out of sick stuff at the end.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:34:23


At 2/15/09 03:29 PM, KevnSevn wrote:
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I am now eligible to work in the United States.

That was funny.

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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 15:40:01


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Oh dear god I made it through that whole page

i didn't go on the internet for a week after that

Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 16:34:22


I'd rather view every single one of my favorite fictional characters having an orgy and shitting on each other, while I masturbate in front of my entire family and all of my friends, than view what you just described.

Sometimes, you guys are just sick.


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 16:41:57


At 2/15/09 03:01 PM, Ramirezoid wrote:
At 2/15/09 02:59 PM, Xurch wrote:
At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote:
Thats the only sick type thing on the internet I cant bare, scrolling is just torture, I scrolled far down and just had to turn it off.
Its not about how sick it is, is just saddening somehow, bad for your soul.
I totally agree. I only made it to the part with the disceted woman then I turned off my computer and cried myself to sleep.

My brain blocked those images, i can't even remember them. I shut it off and literally ran away.

Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 16:45:11


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

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I don't get why people freak out when they look at it.

Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 16:47:24


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Oh lawdy.

Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 17:37:31


At 2/15/09 02:54 PM, Eddyking wrote:
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Good god, you shouldn't have done that.

I destroyed what was left of my childhood by looking at that.

I saw that when i was 11 you lucky cunt :(


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 18:21:47


At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Does it shock you to know that I was not affected by viewing that page?


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Response to The infamous Spankwire Video. 2009-02-15 18:24:18


At 2/15/09 06:21 PM, Alpha-Critik wrote:
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Does it shock you to know that I was not affected by viewing that page?

Why would I be shocked by a Newgrounds user?