Guess what guiz. I sliced my pee pee. You see, I have a habit. Instead of placing a spoon, fork, knife or spork in the sink - I throw it. From across the room. And I rarely miss. I also like to eat in my room. And, a week ago, I ate steak in my room. And with a big knife.
Long story short, I was showering, home alone. Walked from the bathroom to my room in a towel. And decided to put the knife that was left behind away. I walked to the kitchen, in a towel. Caught the towel in a door, stumbled a bit, and dropped the knife. It sliced my pee pee.
Luckily, not too badly. No hospitalness required. But it hurts to fap lawl.
