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FUNKbrs

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Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:07:48 Reply

If she wants a goddamn paternity test, she can damn well SUE for one!

I'm tired of that's bitch's shit. Yeah, I just called your mom a bitch. IT'S FUCKING TRUE.

Calling me all the time and shit, talking about "You said you loved me" and "I just want to be together"

Look. When you're ballz deep in some ass, sometimes it makes the nut a little better if you lie to her and tell her you love her. Makes'em twurk that ass a little harder, you know?

Honestly, I can't even remember your mom's name. She could have found me in the fucking phone book! For all I know, I didn't even fuck her! I sure as hell know I wasn't there when she woke UP!

Goddamn crazy bitch wrote down my license plate number!

So look, I AIN'T your GOD damn DADDY!! I always pull out... ALWAYS. I bang MILFs all the time, I fucking KNOW what I'm doing. I'm not shelling out $350 just to shut that whore up!

So tell your mom if she wants a paternity test, she can damn well SUBPOENA for it! And tell her I just had that restraining order reupped, too. 500 Yards, bitch!

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:09:10 Reply

Are you asking me out on a date

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:10:16 Reply

At 2/13/09 06:09 PM, STEM wrote: Are you asking me out on a date

You wish.Hes asking me!

Ha Heh HoHo

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:11:52 Reply

oh ho ho ho vry clvr

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:13:32 Reply

That's...really...kinda...mean...yo...

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:14:04 Reply

a moderator ranting

that's sad

Why does my mind feel so happy?

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:14:41 Reply

She says "Who are you?"

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:14:48 Reply

I don't understand.

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:15:04 Reply

Do you even mod these days?

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:18:48 Reply

Nice, but "Your Momma's So Fat...." would have sufficed.

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The-Laugher-Of-Lor

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:19:41 Reply

She died 16 years ago.

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Response to Tell your mom... 2009-02-13 18:22:13 Reply

At 2/13/09 06:15 PM, Gagsy wrote: Do you even mod these days?

I'm a day mod. Me being on at night (ie, when I'm not at work) is rare.

My nights are filled with moms. Sweet, delicious, sometimes stalky and obsessive moms.

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