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A NEW RULE YOU SAY?

WHEN DID YOU BECOME KING?

SEE HOW THAT ENTENDRE IS RELATIVE TO BEING A MOD AH HO HO HUMOR THAT IS APPLICABLE TO THE SITUATION IS FUNNY!

So, who are you, nueve napoleon.

and who are you to tell all of us what to do?

At 2/13/09 05:00 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

You're not the boss of me.

Man

and why do you have Earfetish's sig?

am i going crazy?

At 2/13/09 05:14 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 2/13/09 05:06 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: Because you are not a Mod, this "rule" made as a regular user won't catch on.

elephant

Zebra?

DEAR NEW KING,

I, A COMMON PEASANT, WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A REQUEST TO YOU MOST NOBLEY SIRE.

DISRESPECT OF YOUR NEW RULE SHOULD AND WILL BE PUNISHED BY EXECUTION!

THE METHOD BY WHICH THY MOST NOBLEY SIRE WILL COMMIT THIS PUNISHMENT IS TO BE BY USE OF HORSE PHALLUS, DRAWN AND QUARTERED, THEN STUCK AROUND THE NECK AND DOWN THE THROAT.

EXECUTION VIA SUFFOCATION BY HORSE COCK.

SINCERELY,
COMMONER PHANTASM

I apologize but I DO NOT HAVE the source for this pamphlet, my brain-server is down.

Wassup funk.

At 2/13/09 04:57 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 2/13/09 04:54 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: Oh, I guess you're a Mod now.

no actually i am not

a great way to work out whether a user is a mod is looking at their level icon; a mod's is always a sort of gold/orange colour, and, in the case of admins may even have a caricature.

So if your not a mod, nor are you an admin...Then why are you making up rules?
Because no-one is going to stick to it.

Why, this idea is quite good. We shall raise glasses to our new rule this evening, I'm buying.

that would be a good rule though.

I smell backseat modding. It smells like...

...veal cutlets?

At 2/13/09 08:32 PM, ragingfred wrote: that would be a good rule though.

THIS WILL AND IS A GOOD RULE.

THE RULE OF A JUST AND MIGHTY KING.

WHO LOPS OFF THE HEADS OF ALL THE FILTHY INFIDELS.

MAY WE THE COMMONERS REJOICE IN THEIR RIGHTEOUS SLAUGHTER

is that.. your study room ?

I fail to see the picture of your face and the yellow background.

Well shit. Another rule. Now how am I gonna remember this? It's a good rule but for some odd reason I don't feel obligated to follow it.

Sorry motherfucker, still blue.

What if I don't feel like following your pitiful "rule".

Just look at yourself, ugly, fat, just plain disgusting...

Who is going to listen to you? That's right...No one, because quite frankly no one gives a shit about your rules that you want.

So how about you just kindly crawl back into your mom's basement and STFU.

And since when do you have the authority to do that?

At 2/13/09 04:53 PM, Ejit wrote: Sup guys I'm making a new rule.

No posting news threads with external links unless you comment(which doesn't include quoting) and leave room for discussion.

I won't be hesitant in dealing with users that ignore this rule, I will hold a grudge against you.

Ejit, that's what they said about misleading and non-informing thread titles, yet plenty of those get flung about unpunished everyday. You mods can be so lazy.

At 2/14/09 12:44 AM, Gamepro23 wrote: And since when do you have the authority to do that?

Since there was an "E" in "Ejit", many forget to realize that with a big "E" comes big responsibility, maybe when you get the big "E" you may understand, but for now, wallow in your "E"gnorance.

I'll follow it, but it seems like another addition where users will probably forget in the end.

At 2/14/09 12:45 AM, Dogmeat wrote: Ejit, that's what they said about misleading and non-informing thread titles, yet plenty of those get flung about unpunished everyday. You mods can be so lazy.

Topics do get deleted and locked for their misleading titles.

However, moderators here are not paid and therefore do not have set hours, many even have lives outside of here, spanning to some other sites.

For more information, check the FAQ, found in the links toward the top of the page.

Being banned by Ejit would give me such a hadron collider.

At 2/19/09 04:23 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Being banned by Ejit would give me such a hadron collider.

Hopefully we can stay out of eachother's way.

Cuz I collide to kill.

At 2/19/09 04:56 PM, Ejit wrote: Hopefully we can stay out of eachother's way.

Cuz I collide to kill.

You big scary gorilla, you.

At 2/13/09 08:35 PM, LiquidRidicule wrote: I smell backseat modding.

who are you to decide what's backseat modding, eh? I SMELL BACKSEATMOD LOOKING FOR BACKSEAT MODS!!! >:O

also, i vote "yes" on ejit for mod lulz. ^___^

I can never tell anymore if someone is being serious but in this case either way is hilarious.

As the latest, and the first democratically elected mod, I would like to bring about a new rule which means anyone who makes a 'agnry faic forum easter egg screamer' thread will get an instant account deletion.

oh my god! so you think you can be an admin without being one? this is bad, man, real bad.

At 2/19/09 05:00 PM, Sensationalism wrote: You big scary gorilla, you.

Did I mention that I emit from the hip, lollo.

At 2/19/09 05:03 PM, Rucklo wrote:

also, i vote "yes" on ejit for mod lulz. ^___^

Actually by stating this you only decrease a user's chance of becoming a moderator, as admins do not want to be seen to be giving in to pressure.

For more information contact the administrative WadeFulp or feel free to ask me further questions.

At 2/19/09 05:14 PM, mranarchy wrote: I would like to bring about a new rule which means anyone who makes a 'agnry faic forum easter egg screamer' thread will get an instant account deletion.

How about just account deletion as soon as playback is initiated?

Mods are not democratically elected, for more information view the FAQ.

At 2/19/09 05:28 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 2/19/09 05:14 PM, mranarchy wrote: I would like to bring about a new rule which means anyone who makes a 'agnry faic forum easter egg screamer' thread will get an instant account deletion.

How about just account deletion as soon as playback is initiated?

Mods are not democratically elected, for more information view the FAQ.

I'm a secret Mod who looks like a standard user but is in fact completely allowed to make up rules and tell the BBS woop.

Hey this thread is prettbeep beep im a jeepcool you shlockthisthread