After long minutes of research

[All-American-Badass]

I have concluded that the amount of popped collars you have is directionally proportional to the amount of douchebaggery you have. ironically the amount of coolness you have is also directionally proportional to how big douchebag you can be.
But popped collars is not always directionally proportional to the amount of coolness you have
In reference the pic below the dude has 4 popped collars so his amount of douchebaggery is very high
but seeing how he has a chick taking a picture of him his amount of coolness is probabally enough to allow the amount of douchebaggery he has

[The-Donkey]

Your writing made no sense and that image is older than the internet.

Good job Hank Hill.

[All-American-Badass]

At 2/13/09 04:25 PM, The-Donkey wrote: Your writing made no sense and that image is older than the internet.

Good job Hank Hill.

how the hell did it not make sense let me summaramize it for you
1.the more popped collars you wear the bigger douchebag you are
2. the cooler you are the bigger douchebag you can be
3. the dude in the picture has 4 popped collars but is taking a picture with a girl so therefore his coolness is probally enough to allow how much of a douchebag he is
and i decided to just get the image overwith becuase i knew it would be posted

[evan210]

At 2/13/09 04:25 PM, The-Donkey wrote: Your writing made no sense and that image is older than the internet.

you mean... there was a time WITHOUT interwebz???

[All-American-Badass]

At 2/13/09 04:30 PM, evan210 wrote:

At 2/13/09 04:25 PM, The-Donkey wrote: Your writing made no sense and that image is older than the internet.

you mean... there was a time WITHOUT interwebz???

yeah it was before ted stevens invented it back in 1914. even then the internet didnt become mainstream till the late 80s

[LordZeebmork]

YO DAWG WE KNOW YOU LIKE POPPIN COLLARS SO WE PUT A COLLAR IN YO COLLAR SO YOU CAN POP YO COLLAR WHILE YOU POP YO COLLAR

[All-American-Badass]

At 2/13/09 04:53 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: YO DAWG WE KNOW YOU LIKE POPPIN COLLARS SO WE PUT A COLLAR IN YO COLLAR SO YOU CAN POP YO COLLAR WHILE YOU POP YO COLLAR

that statement makes you a total douchebag you better hope your cool