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At 6/19/09 11:32 PM, EpicSuccess wrote: Wow, i'm surprised this guy didn't use an Angry Faic judging on his last sentence. If You listen to him closely, you will figure out that his earlier posts say that he is going to buy a fucking camera to take pictures of the shit he owns to post on NG. and how is he gonna post the bag of crack if he already sold it? You obviously have no fucking idea what you're saying. You're just ranting out words that you don't even understand. if you're going to post please have your sentences make a little more sense. better yet, why don't you take the time to read ALL of the pages so that you see the storyline a bit clearer. but you probably couldn't even read the first sentence without plain stupidity. you are simply being a flamer, coming into this thread and replying to this person when you haven't even taken the time to read ALL of his posts. why don't you respond again once you read every single post of his? afterwards, You will probably sound like more than a dumbass replying to some unknown mamber's threads. I'll be surprised if you took the time to read all of this. but like I said, get your shit straight cuz all you sound like right now is a dumb flamer...

If you mean to tell me that you HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT THIS LITTLE FUCKER COULD HAVE EVER HAD A GROCERY BAG FULL OF NARCOTICS AT ANY POINT IN TIME AND THEN SUCCESSFULLY SOLD IT, then you are an idiot, unless you're just a fucking troll. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if you were an alt of that little shit.

"uuuhhhhh he already said he was going to buy a camera duuuuuhhhhh", are you fucking stupid? If he DID sell the shit like you said he has apparently done, then WHY would he buy a camera if he HAS NOTHING TO PHOTOGRAPH?

Furthermore, why would I bother to read more of that kid's posts? He's just so obviously full of shit, it's unreal. I'll take him seriously when I get a grocery bag full of fucking crack nailed to my front door with a note with his username on it.

Just try and think about this situation logically. Let's look at the odds of these events actually occurring. First, a 14 year old finds a grocery bag full of crack in his basement. That implies that someone with access to that much crack not only was fucking stupid enough to keep valuable narcotics in a GOD DAMN GROCERY BAG, it also implies that it somehow made its way into this kid's goddamn basement.

If that's not ridiculous enough, there's more. This 14 year old apparently knows what crack looks and smells like enough to know that the substance in the bag is indeed crack. That is highly unlikely.

Then, if you still believe this bullshit, the kid posts about it online, and has nothing in his house capable of taking photos that can be put on a computer. He can find grocery bags full of crack in his house, but not a fucking camera. Then he SELLS IT. A 14 year old. SOLD. A GROCERY BAG. Full of CRACK. That he FOUND. In his BASEMENT. HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT, NOW HE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO PROVE IT WAS THERE WITH A PHOTO BECAUSE HE SOLD IT OOPS I GUESS HE'S OFF THE FUCKING HOOK THEN

If you think I'm flaming, I don't give a shit. I'm just calling out this attention whore because he's absolutely begging for it. On his knees, mouth open, tongue sticking out BEGGING for it. And if you don't see the obvious gaps in logic with this kid's story after reading his posts in the first couple of pages, then you're either genuinely stupid, gullible, or a troll/alt.

At 6/19/09 11:54 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 6/19/09 11:32 PM, EpicSuccess wrote: Wow, i'm surprised this guy didn't use an Angry Faic judging on his last sentence. If You listen to him closely, you will figure out that his earlier posts say that he is going to buy a fucking camera to take pictures of the shit he owns to post on NG. and how is he gonna post the bag of crack if he already sold it? You obviously have no fucking idea what you're saying. You're just ranting out words that you don't even understand. if you're going to post please have your sentences make a little more sense. better yet, why don't you take the time to read ALL of the pages so that you see the storyline a bit clearer. but you probably couldn't even read the first sentence without plain stupidity. you are simply being a flamer, coming into this thread and replying to this person when you haven't even taken the time to read ALL of his posts. why don't you respond again once you read every single post of his? afterwards, You will probably sound like more than a dumbass replying to some unknown mamber's threads. I'll be surprised if you took the time to read all of this. but like I said, get your shit straight cuz all you sound like right now is a dumb flamer...

If you mean to tell me that you HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT THIS LITTLE FUCKER COULD HAVE EVER HAD A GROCERY BAG FULL OF NARCOTICS AT ANY POINT IN TIME AND THEN SUCCESSFULLY SOLD IT, then you are an idiot, unless you're just a fucking troll. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if you were an alt of that little shit.

Hey, shit happens dude. and I'm not trolling to this. I'm just saying that you need to take the time to read his previous posts so that you can understand his story a bit better. and who knows, I could be his alt...

"uuuhhhhh he already said he was going to buy a camera duuuuuhhhhh", are you fucking stupid? If he DID sell the shit like you said he has apparently done, then WHY would he buy a camera if he HAS NOTHING TO PHOTOGRAPH?

Yeah, If you took the time to read his previous posts, you would figure out that he spent some of the crack money on a few expensive materials Such as A Plasma Screen and XBOX. don't reply if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about!!! Damn...

Furthermore, why would I bother to read more of that kid's posts? He's just so obviously full of shit, it's unreal. I'll take him seriously when I get a grocery bag full of fucking crack nailed to my front door with a note with his username on it.

Well, it's your decision to respond to him... who knows, well alot of us know that he sold the shit which he's said about 30 fucking times. like I said before, read his previous posts!!!! Damn Again...

Just try and think about this situation logically. Let's look at the odds of these events actually occurring. First, a 14 year old finds a grocery bag full of crack in his basement. That implies that someone with access to that much crack not only was fucking stupid enough to keep valuable narcotics in a GOD DAMN GROCERY BAG, it also implies that it somehow made its way into this kid's goddamn basement.

Dude, anything could happen nowadays... There are alot of dumbasses in this world who are probably stupid enough to forget about their bag of crack. Really though, anything can happen and you apparently haven't found that out yet. his age doesn't mean shit really...

If that's not ridiculous enough, there's more. This 14 year old apparently knows what crack looks and smells like enough to know that the substance in the bag is indeed crack. That is highly unlikely.

Yet Again, Read Previous Posts. He says he took a few Drug classes through his lifetime which taught him about the look, feel, and smell of crack. And Really, anything is likely. I've heard bad things about Michigan, and this could have a 75% chance of being true...

Then, if you still believe this bullshit, the kid posts about it online, and has nothing in his house capable of taking photos that can be put on a computer. He can find grocery bags full of crack in his house, but not a fucking camera. Then he SELLS IT. A 14 year old. SOLD. A GROCERY BAG. Full of CRACK. That he FOUND. In his BASEMENT. HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT, NOW HE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO PROVE IT WAS THERE WITH A PHOTO BECAUSE HE SOLD IT OOPS I GUESS HE'S OFF THE FUCKING HOOK THEN

Actually, he said that he doesn't think he has a camera. but you probably didn't notice that cuz You still haven't read his previous posts... It's also your fault that you didn't reply to this before he sold it. If so, he probably would have had the camera by then...

If you think I'm flaming, I don't give a shit. I'm just calling out this attention whore because he's absolutely begging for it. On his knees, mouth open, tongue sticking out BEGGING for it. And if you don't see the obvious gaps in logic with this kid's story after reading his posts in the first couple of pages, then you're either genuinely stupid, gullible, or a troll/alt.

Well, You seem to have the ability to reply to me... I'm simply saying that the world has changed alot and it is possible for a bag of crack to fall into a 14 year olds hands... and how many times have you used the word troll or alt. like I said though, i could be an alt.

Also, wildface wanted me to give this to you to make you shut the fuck up...

Luxury-Yacht, thank you for helping me get this point across. At the same time, I know I'm not helping the situation any right now.

Anyway, it has become very clear to me that there is almost no possible way to get him to stop talking shit, and the more we fight the more he feels like a martyr.

I will admit that this person has angered me with the blatant stupidity that has been thrown my way, but in the end I'm not mad, just sad that such rampant stupidity has been allowed to go unpunished thoroughly.

At 6/20/09 12:26 AM, EpicSuccess wrote: Hey, shit happens dude. and I'm not trolling to this. I'm just saying that you need to take the time to read his previous posts so that you can understand his story a bit better. and who knows, I could be his alt...

I DID read his previous posts. All he does is repeat himself and get defensive and lie.

"uuuhhhhh he already said he was going to buy a camera duuuuuhhhhh", are you fucking stupid? If he DID sell the shit like you said he has apparently done, then WHY would he buy a camera if he HAS NOTHING TO PHOTOGRAPH?

Yeah, If you took the time to read his previous posts, you would figure out that he spent some of the crack money on a few expensive materials Such as A Plasma Screen and XBOX. don't reply if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about!!! Damn...

Once, again, I just read them all, and my opinion has not changed whatsoever. So he said he bought a plasma screen TV and an Xbox 360 with the money he got from the crack sale. That's total bullshit. First of all, I think his parent would notice if their 14 year old son came home with over $500 worth of electronics one day. Second, he said that he got nearly 10 grand for it all, from one person, and later he says that he gave it to a friend who "owes him", making his story inconsistent. Third, it's inconceivable that a 14 year old would be able to sell 10K worth of crack to a single person and not a big time dealer, and I doubt that a 14 year old would know any. Fourth, NO crack addict has TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST LYING AROUND WAITING TO BE SPENT ON CRACK IN ONE FUCKING SHOT. Crack is EXTREMELY addictive, and generally, when we're talking about addicts (and anyone who would blow $10,000 on crack in one day is DEFINITELY an addict), they typically spend any money they have that is free on crack as soon as possible. They don't wait until they have a 5 figure sum to buy crack, they buy it whenever they need it. This kid doesn't know how drugs sales work, how the economics of drug sales works, how addicts operate, etc. This is a 14 year old kid we're talking about here. He can barely do algebra. What makes you think he's smart enough to find someone with ten thousand bucks just WAITING to buy from a kid?

Furthermore, why would I bother to read more of that kid's posts? He's just so obviously full of shit, it's unreal. I'll take him seriously when I get a grocery bag full of fucking crack nailed to my front door with a note with his username on it.

Well, it's your decision to respond to him... who knows, well alot of us know that he sold the shit which he's said about 30 fucking times. like I said before, read his previous posts!!!! Damn Again...

We've been over this. I have made it clear that I fucking understand that he said he sold it. But there's a big problem there because he didn't actually sell it because THERE WAS NEVER ANY BAG OF CRACK TO BEGIN WITH.

Just try and think about this situation logically. Let's look at the odds of these events actually occurring. First, a 14 year old finds a grocery bag full of crack in his basement. That implies that someone with access to that much crack not only was fucking stupid enough to keep valuable narcotics in a GOD DAMN GROCERY BAG, it also implies that it somehow made its way into this kid's goddamn basement.

Dude, anything could happen nowadays... There are alot of dumbasses in this world who are probably stupid enough to forget about their bag of crack. Really though, anything can happen and you apparently haven't found that out yet. his age doesn't mean shit really...

No crack addict would forget THAT MUCH CRACK. Crack addicts eat, drink and breathe the drug. No junkie would both keep that much crack in a flimsy bag AND leave it in someone's basement. Addicts LIVE to score and do what they're addicted to. They don't just forget enormous amounts of drugs in other people's basements.

If that's not ridiculous enough, there's more. This 14 year old apparently knows what crack looks and smells like enough to know that the substance in the bag is indeed crack. That is highly unlikely.

Yet Again, Read Previous Posts. He says he took a few Drug classes through his lifetime which taught him about the look, feel, and smell of crack. And Really, anything is likely. I've heard bad things about Michigan, and this could have a 75% chance of being true...

Even if he DOES know what crack looks and smells like, that proves NOTHING concerning whether the bag of crack actually exists.

Then, if you still believe this bullshit, the kid posts about it online, and has nothing in his house capable of taking photos that can be put on a computer. He can find grocery bags full of crack in his house, but not a fucking camera. Then he SELLS IT. A 14 year old. SOLD. A GROCERY BAG. Full of CRACK. That he FOUND. In his BASEMENT. HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT, NOW HE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO PROVE IT WAS THERE WITH A PHOTO BECAUSE HE SOLD IT OOPS I GUESS HE'S OFF THE FUCKING HOOK THEN

Actually, he said that he doesn't think he has a camera. but you probably didn't notice that cuz You still haven't read his previous posts... It's also your fault that you didn't reply to this before he sold it. If so, he probably would have had the camera by then...

Once again, I read them. Stop telling me to read them. I already did. Respond with something new.

If you think I'm flaming, I don't give a shit. I'm just calling out this attention whore because he's absolutely begging for it. On his knees, mouth open, tongue sticking out BEGGING for it. And if you don't see the obvious gaps in logic with this kid's story after reading his posts in the first couple of pages, then you're either genuinely stupid, gullible, or a troll/alt.

Well, You seem to have the ability to reply to me... I'm simply saying that the world has changed alot and it is possible for a bag of crack to fall into a 14 year olds hands... and how many times have you used the word troll or alt.

How many times have you told me to READ THE EARLIER POSTS

like I said though, i could be an alt.

Also, wildface wanted me to give this to you to make you shut the fuck up...

wow a bag on a door handle with his username written on the picture in MS Paint how clever

Crack is generally quite pricey. A grocery bag full is unrealistic since you're only 14, and you'd have to be fucking rich to even obtain a fraction of that. A 14 year old with grocery bag full of crack=BS.
Also you wouldn't forget a bag of crack like you forget your keys, that's something you should probably keep aware of. If the point of this thread was to start a flame war=success.

At 6/20/09 12:49 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 6/20/09 12:26 AM, EpicSuccess wrote: Hey, shit happens dude. and I'm not trolling to this. I'm just saying that you need to take the time to read his previous posts so that you can understand his story a bit better. and who knows, I could be his alt...

I DID read his previous posts. All he does is repeat himself and get defensive and lie.

Well i guess that's his form of language and you can't really change that

"uuuhhhhh he already said he was going to buy a camera duuuuuhhhhh", are you fucking stupid? If he DID sell the shit like you said he has apparently done, then WHY would he buy a camera if he HAS NOTHING TO PHOTOGRAPH?

Yeah, If you took the time to read his previous posts, you would figure out that he spent some of the crack money on a few expensive materials Such as A Plasma Screen and XBOX. don't reply if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about!!! Damn...

Once, again, I just read them all, and my opinion has not changed whatsoever. So he said he bought a plasma screen TV and an Xbox 360 with the money he got from the crack sale. That's total bullshit. First of all, I think his parent would notice if their 14 year old son came home with over $500 worth of electronics one day. Second, he said that he got nearly 10 grand for it all, from one person, and later he says that he gave it to a friend who "owes him", making his story inconsistent. Third, it's inconceivable that a 14 year old would be able to sell 10K worth of crack to a single person and not a big time dealer, and I doubt that a 14 year old would know any. Fourth, NO crack addict has TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST LYING AROUND WAITING TO BE SPENT ON CRACK IN ONE FUCKING SHOT. Crack is EXTREMELY addictive, and generally, when we're talking about addicts (and anyone who would blow $10,000 on crack in one day is DEFINITELY an addict), they typically spend any money they have that is free on crack as soon as possible. They don't wait until they have a 5 figure sum to buy crack, they buy it whenever they need it. This kid doesn't know how drugs sales work, how the economics of drug sales works, how addicts operate, etc. This is a 14 year old kid we're talking about here. He can barely do algebra. What makes you think he's smart enough to find someone with ten thousand bucks just WAITING to buy from a kid?

Like i've said before, Anything can happen in this world. maybe the buyer was planning on saving up to buy something but accidentally blew it all on crack instead? there are so many fucking possibibilities in this world nowadays. this isn't the 70's anymore, where that shit wasn't all possible...

Furthermore, why would I bother to read more of that kid's posts? He's just so obviously full of shit, it's unreal. I'll take him seriously when I get a grocery bag full of fucking crack nailed to my front door with a note with his username on it.

Well, it's your decision to respond to him... who knows, well alot of us know that he sold the shit which he's said about 30 fucking times. like I said before, read his previous posts!!!! Damn Again...

We've been over this. I have made it clear that I fucking understand that he said he sold it. But there's a big problem there because he didn't actually sell it because THERE WAS NEVER ANY BAG OF CRACK TO BEGIN WITH.

And Just how do You Know that? well, now that I think about it you do make sense... but that doesn't change the fact of all the shit he bought with the money he got... even though he may have owned it before that. so that will remain unresolved for a while.

Just try and think about this situation logically. Let's look at the odds of these events actually occurring. First, a 14 year old finds a grocery bag full of crack in his basement. That implies that someone with access to that much crack not only was fucking stupid enough to keep valuable narcotics in a GOD DAMN GROCERY BAG, it also implies that it somehow made its way into this kid's goddamn basement.

Dude, anything could happen nowadays... There are alot of dumbasses in this world who are probably stupid enough to forget about their bag of crack. Really though, anything can happen and you apparently haven't found that out yet. his age doesn't mean shit really...

No crack addict would forget THAT MUCH CRACK. Crack addicts eat, drink and breathe the drug. No junkie would both keep that much crack in a flimsy bag AND leave it in someone's basement. Addicts LIVE to score and do what they're addicted to. They don't just forget enormous amounts of drugs in other people's basements.

If that's not ridiculous enough, there's more. This 14 year old apparently knows what crack looks and smells like enough to know that the substance in the bag is indeed crack. That is highly unlikely.

Yet Again, Read Previous Posts. He says he took a few Drug classes through his lifetime which taught him about the look, feel, and smell of crack. And Really, anything is likely. I've heard bad things about Michigan, and this could have a 75% chance of being true...

Even if he DOES know what crack looks and smells like, that proves NOTHING concerning whether the bag of crack actually exists.

Hey, but it's probably simply unresolvable now that you put it that way. but we can actually never know for sure that it did or did not exist... therefore, we will have to simply move on with our lives and try to forget about this... I think the thread still has some potential to stay alive but it's the arguement that cannot go on because the remaining characters are getting low. So overall, i will still have the last word in this arguement. I'm sorry that it's like that but I always get the last word and there's nothing you can do about it. muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Then, if you still believe this bullshit, the kid posts about it online, and has nothing in his house capable of taking photos that can be put on a computer. He can find grocery bags full of crack in his house, but not a fucking camera. Then he SELLS IT. A 14 year old. SOLD. A GROCERY BAG. Full of CRACK. That he FOUND. In his BASEMENT. HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT, NOW HE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO PROVE IT WAS THERE WITH A PHOTO BECAUSE HE SOLD IT OOPS I GUESS HE'S OFF THE FUCKING HOOK THEN

Actually, he said that he doesn't think he has a camera. but you probably didn't notice that cuz You still haven't read his previous posts... It's also your fault that you didn't reply to this before he sold it. If so, he probably would have had the camera by then...

Once again, I read them. Stop telling me to read them. I already did. Respond with something new.

Alright, but from the way it sounded earlier, it sounded like you didn't read them... but it's too bad that this argument is coming to an end because the remaining characters are now below 330!!! I will be getting the last word in this... but we can never really figure out what really happened behind this captivating story

If you think I'm flaming, I don't give a shit. I'm just calling out this attention whore because he's absolutely begging for it. On his knees, mouth open, tongue sticking out BEGGING for it. And if you don't see the obvious gaps in logic with this kid's story after reading his posts in the first couple of pages, then you're either genuinely stupid, gullible, or a troll/alt.

Well, You seem to have the ability to reply to me... I'm simply saying that the world has changed alot and it is possible for a bag of crack to fall into a 14 year olds hands... and how many times have you used the word troll or alt.

How many times have you told me to READ THE EARLIER POSTS

4 or 5 times, and I'm sorry I did that over and over but my upper sentence tells why. the characters are now below 100 leaving me to win!!! Hahaha!!!

like I said though, i could be an alt.

Also, wildface wanted me to give this to you to make you shut the fuck up...

wow a bag on a door handle with his username written on the picture in MS Paint how clever

Well it gets the point through. yes, I win!!!

At 6/18/09 04:56 PM, wildface098 wrote:

At 2/18/09 05:33 PM, TheSongSalad wrote: from wikipedia:

Niles,Michigan:
The median income for a household in the city was $31,208
The racial makeup of the city was 82.19% White

how did you ever avoid getting shot in a place like that?

I really have no idea how I avoided it but the best thing is that it's gone now. I gave it to a friend and he still owes me...

Your friend owes you 9000$ that you already spent, and you dodge bullets and gangfights everyday in a neighborhood that is over 3/4's white. STFU.

At 6/20/09 01:04 AM, EpicSuccess wrote: a whole lot of horseshit

Basically, all you're saying is "you can't prove that it didn't happen" and "it's a crazy world, it's totally possible". Those are incredibly weak arguments. I don't have to prove that the crack was never there. the burden of providing proof is on the person MAKING THE CLAIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. Just because something is POSSIBLE doesn't mean it's BELIEVABLE and REMOTELY LIKELY. The fact that you had to unearth an old alt to make it look like you have someone supporting you is just fucking pitiful. It's sad- the only person who's on your side is YOU pretending to be SOMEONE ELSE.

How about this:

I just fucked your father in the ass. I fucked him in the ass 8 times in under an hour. He left for work one day last week, but he instead caught a flight to Albany International Airport, where I picked him up. It was a 3 hour flight. I brought him home, and I fucked him. I clipped wooden clothespins all over his scrotum and on along the underside of his dick. I fucked him deep. I fucked him hard. I fucked him until both my dick and his asshole were covered in a mixture of blood and semen. He called me "Papa Bear", and I called him "Honey Cub". Then I made him drink out of my toilet and use a catbox. Then he caught the three hour flight back home. I paid for both flights. I swear to God, this really happened.

UNFORTUNATELY

I have no photographic proof, no reliable witnesses, or anything like that.

But you can't prove I DIDN'T do this. It's totally possible. This isn't the 70's anymore, it's a crazy world we live in today.

Besides, what I did with your father is actually more realistic in the grand scope of things than what you're pulling out of your ass.

Tell your dad I said hi. He'll pretend not to know what you're talking about, but he'll understand.

He'll understand, all right.

Since when did you kids know how to build text walls??

lemme get this straight..
you found crack
sold it
got money
bought a tv and an xbox...*
did all of this unnoticed
your parents dont notice the items you bought**
and your friend doesnt realize his crack is at your house and you sold it?***

*how did you haul the tv to your house without anyone caring?
**are your parents blind or retarded, how do they not notice a giant tv or xbox****
***is your cousin the friend who left it at your house? your story is retarded and confusing...
****who installed the xbox and the tv? you?... yeah, no

At 6/19/09 11:54 PM, wildface098 wrote:

At 6/19/09 11:22 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 6/19/09 11:17 PM, wildface098 wrote:

And once again I will say that I'm getting the camera tommorow since it's midnight.

lulz i cant wait for the google images. or maybe your a bullcrap retard with both a plasma tv and a xbox.
or maybe you'll just forget about newgrounds like a 5 year old and go to a different website saying this same story :) i honestly cant wait.

hahaha, I guess you could call me stupid... but deep down you know i could be referred to as unstoppable. sure I've been raging along but it's simply because you pick me out and try to fight with me until i go so far that you cannot fight me anymore. and you will not be able to fight this reply because I am going to make it maximum size so that you can't. Hehehe, I guess you can call this thread "blatant stupidity" but deep down you know that it is "sheer brilliance" The simplest way to put this is, you are only fueling my firepower by flaming me. everytime you say something, i will have some type of comment that you may refer to as "smartass" to launch back at you. and being punished thoroughly... I would believe thaty to happen by posting 1 line replies. but everybody was a N00B somtime throughout their life. If You want to remain unbanned, then you must earn it by posting the longest, strongest, and most brilliant reply as possible. "such as the one I'm giving to you now. If you don't like me then why do you continue to fight with me if you know that it will not end up pretty? the thing you would refer to as "Ultimate Brilliance" I would consider to be "plain stupidity" which would happen to be you arguing with me... Just simply leave the thread to be if you do not like it's contents. but instead, you come in here and try to win me over which is not going to happen. especially in my own thread. Some things in this world are not possible and you're attempting to beat one right now. but you fighting with me only equals an EPIC Fail so I do not see why you continue to rage around until somebody pulls a gun to your head and ends it right there. I was referring to "I'm Going To Win Because I Don't Give Up". but if you wish to argue with me, then come right in and I will be glad to welcome you. I will be even happier to boot you after I give you the longest comment of your life. such as the one I am Implying right now. In this war of a thread, I have had enemies and allies. EpicSuccess fought very well within this warzone and proved to you that some things are just not possible to beat. You can try to reply to this thread but you will learn that you cannot because all of the remeining characters will be gone. I am now going to give yet another lecture to you. Why fight? because you feel the need to win. Why Don't You Stop? because You think you will win but you won't. Why try to reply to this long post? because you believe that there will be enough characters left for you to type an even longer lecture but there will not be after i am finished with this truckload of wisdom words. 5,000 characters are remaining and I am planning on using the rest of it up so you cannot reply... The world is a terrible place sometimes. You win some and you lose some. and this is a definite loss for you my friend. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
There is 4,700 characters ramaining... maybe I won't finish this today. maybe I will. this si only a long ass post to show you that I'm a fighter that will be willing to sacriface every word in his noodle to finish you off. You probably believe that i won't finish this but you are wrong because there are only 4,400 characters left. Yes I have been blowing off all of the characters by repeating the same thing but I have to because noobs ask me to post the pictures of the crack when they should read the previous posts so they already know that I have sold it. but instead, they come in and pull the dumbest shit out of their asses and throw it onto this thread. I say that the noobs should shove it back up their asses and take it to 4chan and shit it out there to have everyone linger around it... the only people that were willing to make any sense in here were Luxury-Yacht, EpicSuccess, and Chi-Master08 who apparently didn't have the time to actually fight back with huge replies like Luxury-Yacht. But I could really care less about it because everybody is different in ssome sort of way and you all know that. Just like how I am invincible when it comes to arguing. I believe that this reply does not need punishment because I've sat here for 30 minutes typing my ass off. there are only 3,400 characters remaining... there is a 1% possibility of beating me when it comes to being a replier. many have tried... but many have failed. if you need some proof look up "Bills" and "Would You Like To play A Game?" in the searchbar which is located at the bottom-left corner of the screen. There is only a number of 3,000 text characters remaining in this reply. your beatings have been brutal and I would give you a break but I really do not care whether you are tired of trying to win or not. even though nobody will take the time to read this, i will still continue to type just to prove that this will go all the way to the end. Luxury-Yacht, You have fought well but you did not succeeded with victory. Chi-master08, you weren't all that tough but you were willing to show your highest power level. which was pretty low. EpicSucces, You fought as a great ally and helped me somewhat succeed in this brutal battle of stupidity and foul language. and for all of the one line posters, I thank you for using your weak spam power to fuel my fire to it's maximum capacity. the war has been fought... many have been left defeated... but 2 people still stand. and they are me and EpicSuccess. if you cannot beat me, then why not join me? it's all your decision to person who is reading this. (If You actually still are) but either way, You will end up falling in some sort of way. it could end up in a draw or it could end up in a loss leaving you to feel shameful over how you did not win that one arguement on Newgrounds. there is under 2,000 characters remaining to be used. the destruction of this thread has been felt from miles away and will continue if somebody else attempts to stand up to me. If so, let it happen but in the end they will be falling onto their knees and getting a hard punch against their face causing them to lose teeth. You can lose anything when it comes to arguing with me, You can lose the fight, you can lose your limbs, you could even lose your pride and dignity. no matter how big of a post you make, I will end up deassembling it into an unstoppable havoc... there are only 1,300 characters remaining. So, who is going to attempt to cruch me next? If it is attempted, than certain shame will fall upon the next opponent. Luxury-Yacht was nearly bringing to the point of surreneration but he failed. Chi-Master08 was only fueling me with his senseless tiny post. and EpicSuccess was a great ally in this fight. there are under 1,000 characters remaining. there's no stopping the Merciless beating now. You all fought to the end but have failed... You've been cussed out, flamed, and Derailed into the biggest battle I have evr seen on Newgrounds. this thread has become a true dedication to the site of Newgrounds... the very ground you are standing on right now, was where the NG war was fought. so now, what will happen to the failures? I will let them free to roam NG without a care in the world... if they wish to step back up, then they can. they will end up paying the fee. under 400 characters remaining... So Newcomers, this long message is to prove that I am truly dedicated to be on Newgrounds. It shows that my wars will be fought to the breath-taking end. Now You may all go because my very long comment is quickly coming to it's end. there is only a number of 100 character's remaining. the war has been fought and lost. now live, or step up and meet the fee to pay

can i have some ?

At 6/20/09 02:09 AM, uzzan101 wrote: can i have some ?

I don't think you deserve any until you read that text wall above your post...

Go out in the sidewalk, put up a table, 1 snort cost $5.00.

At 6/20/09 02:21 AM, Lazewski wrote: Go out in the sidewalk, put up a table, 1 snort cost $5.00.

Hahaha... no first of all that's too low priced. cecond of all, you smoke crack. last but not least, I already sold it...

At 6/20/09 02:22 AM, wildface098 wrote: Hahaha... no first of all that's too low priced. cecond of all, you smoke crack. last but not least, I already sold it...

Sure you did douche bag.

I wish that I had a basement to find a crack in.

You know, so I could fill it in with cement or something...

Oh well, the large wall of text you wrote really doesn't derail my point in any way, shape, or form. In the end, you are probably writing all of these arguments and pointless attempts at anger to find some meager control over your own life.

You use Newgrounds more as a vent to exercise the control that you have lost or possibly have never had in your own life. But then again this would require a deeper understanding of your psyche which since I'm reading a wall of text is a rather hard thing to do.

Okay, okay, just calm down. Now I need you to send it to my house. I'll PM you my address.

Hidden camera. Then show it to whoevers the culprit.

Oh, you sold it? You are completely full of shit. I knew that but you confirmed it for me. I see soo many things wrong with your argument.

1. Nobody stores crack in a grocery bag
2. Your friend didn't bring it over because 10 year old kids don't walk around with bags of crack
3. You would have seen your friend bring it if you claim he did
4. How would you know it was crack?
5. You claimed you would take a picture, then you sold it? Hmm... either a 10 year old boy has experience selling crack, or you're full of shit and saw this was a great opportunity to get out of actually providing proof
6. Nobody would buy a grocery bag of crack from a 10 year old boy
7. Your friend/whoever would have came back for it
8. You wouldn't have (and couldn't have) sold someone else's crack

I could go on but I wanna go play some COD4 and 8 should be enough for you.

I found crack too, it was a big one, it let a lot of water in. I sealed it up though.

At 6/20/09 11:57 AM, chi-master08 wrote: Oh well, the large wall of text you wrote really doesn't derail my point in any way, shape, or form. In the end, you are probably writing all of these arguments and pointless attempts at anger to find some meager control over your own life.

You use Newgrounds more as a vent to exercise the control that you have lost or possibly have never had in your own life. But then again this would require a deeper understanding of your psyche which since I'm reading a wall of text is a rather hard thing to do.

Eh, I guess I was venting my anger through it... and to tell the truth, I didn't really find it at all. I guess you can call me an attention whore now... send me as many PMs as you want but They'll all get deleted!!! I so, Yeah... I'm an attention whore, so what? ain't nothing to really care about...

Guys, leave him alone. We all have crack in our basement. Hell, the crack in mine was so big it cost $400. That's a lot. I'm sure his was pretty big if it cost $9000 to fix.

At 6/19/09 04:44 PM, Zenan wrote: Cheer up, we were all 13 once.

this is offically a meme.

At 6/20/09 03:23 PM, masterguy-1243 wrote: Guys, leave him alone. We all have crack in our basement. Hell, the crack in mine was so big it cost $400. That's a lot. I'm sure his was pretty big if it cost $9000 to fix.

You guys are all still posting to this? I told you all that I lied about the crack cocaine baing in my basement. I made this thread out of sheer boredom to see what other members' responses would be like. It was simply a test...

This whole thread is just anger from peoples Dads never loving them.

At 6/20/09 02:08 AM, wildface098 wrote:

So Newcomers, this long message is to prove that I am truly dedicated to be on Newgrounds. It shows that my wars will be fought to the breath-taking end. Now You may all go because my very long comment is quickly coming to it's end. there is only a number of 100 character's remaining. the war has been fought and lost. now live, or step up and meet the fee to pay

Oh yes, dedicated to posting pure shit. :) I wouldn't call your huge post a win, but hey. If it floats your boat, then have it your way. If you want to be labeled as an attention whore, be my guest. If you want to be labeled a liar, or the boy who cried wolf, hey, have at it. But it is you that will be hurting in the end. Not me. :) I won't read anymore of your shit posts, thank you. And good day.

Now that you have the money (stupid, you should have gone to the police, but oh well) you should move, sounds like your place sucks.