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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:17 PM

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I hope your friend goes into a drug fueled rage against you. Having a bag of crack cocaine is trouble because other dealers will kill you to take it, you become part of the crime underground, and laundering money is hard enough in today's society is hard. I would buy a gun, or something. I know you are bluffing because selling crack is hard without a firearm, and you can't 'walk' up to people and sell them crack. You have to find addicts. When I did cigar importing for the gangs here, it was hard and almost half the people had a pistol. You had turf regulations, and the fuzz. I hope you get shot by a drug dealer.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:41 PM

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If he smokes weed I HIGHLY doubt he does crack. What is he sixteen. No it's not crack

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I found crack in my brother's pants.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 09:44 PM

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oh so you have found it finaly u took ur time man i was wondering if the cops were gonna have to do it

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Tell your mom and dad before you're suspected of owning it.


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At 2/13/09 12:37 AM, wildface098 wrote:
At 2/13/09 12:36 AM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 2/13/09 12:34 AM, wildface098 wrote:
If there is one thing crack addicts can keep track of, it's their crack. And I doubt it's crack, it's probably just some cleaner or something.
Then why does it fucking reek like crack?

are you sure you know how crack reeks?

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Posted at: 2/17/09 10:08 PM

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Why the fuck would your friend leave a bag full of crack at your house? He's fucking dumb.
And are you even sure it's actually crack? It could any number of things.

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At 2/13/09 12:34 AM, wildface098 wrote: Holy shit!!! I go into my basement and I find a grocery bag full of crack. i don't know if it's my family or my friends that's taking it. what should I do with it? if my parents find it I'm gonna get the shit beat out of me!!! I suspect it is my friend because he was just over yesterday.

If you have actually found a grocery bag, one of the normal sized ones, full of crack, you are now rich. That much crack would be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.


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Posted at: 2/17/09 10:31 PM

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Become a druggy!

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At 2/13/09 12:42 AM, Sinitech wrote: 1: How do you know what crack looks/smells like?
2: Whomever put it there, knows it's there.
3: ???
4: Profit!

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Posted at: 2/17/09 10:35 PM

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It's just sugar!

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I almost believed it until you started making up BS about six bags, and 9000 dollars, and all the shit you bought...

You don't sell crack instantly, and it's not that easy -.-

Idiot.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 11:55 PM

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Just smoke it.
I'm sure u can get some cash off it too.

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Posted at: 2/17/09 11:59 PM

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i bet you end up smoking some and get addicted. stupid

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At 2/13/09 01:00 AM, KemCab wrote: Stupid Shit nobody gives a fuck about

Be careful! Kem is going to find out where you live and call your principle! You'd better change your username and profile picture quick!

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you know, umm...

can i have it?

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At 2/17/09 09:17 PM, H-K-S wrote: I hope your friend goes into a drug fueled rage against you. Having a bag of crack cocaine is trouble because other dealers will kill you to take it, you become part of the crime underground, and laundering money is hard enough in today's society is hard. I would buy a gun, or something.

Dude, I practically have guns everywhere in my house. I have Swiss Army Knives, Magnums, shit there's probably a Kalashnikov 47 somewhere in this house. oh and By the way, it wasn't nobody dangerous I was dealing to, just a cousin.


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At 2/17/09 09:41 PM, biohasard wrote: If he smokes weed I HIGHLY doubt he does crack. What is he sixteen. No it's not crack

Dude, it's so goddamn easy to get crack in your fucking hands in my town. I've seen 7 year olds who have that shit!!! 7 YEAR OLDS!!! don't you think that's a little off-line there? there's Meth Labs, Crack Dens, shit they even stand out in the front of convenience stores and sell them!!! I don't take any type of drug, I've been caught in some shit that you wouldn't want to be caught in yourself and I regret all the types of things I've done.


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At 2/13/09 12:39 AM, wildface098 wrote:
At 2/13/09 12:38 AM, MrNiceGuytm wrote: Why don't you sniff it and find out?

make sure to get your nose deep in there.
Haha Very Funny, I ain't takin that shit!!! I bet it's my friend because he takes tons of different drugs and he already deals weed.

Case closed.

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At 2/13/09 12:37 AM, wildface098 wrote: Then why does it fucking reek like crack?

your 13, youve never smlt crack. shutup.

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Someone is trying to incriminate you boy, throw it away quick.

And if your parents are contrabandists, which is also possible as nobody buys a big bag of weed to use it himself, throw it away anyway; Only tell them the truth if you are asked about the location of this sack.


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At 2/18/09 11:39 AM, Ogirra wrote:
At 2/13/09 12:39 AM, wildface098 wrote:
At 2/13/09 12:38 AM, MrNiceGuytm wrote:
Case closed.

who gave you permssion to end this?!


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At 2/18/09 11:40 AM, Shreddy wrote:
At 2/13/09 12:37 AM, wildface098 wrote: Then why does it fucking reek like crack?
your 13, youve never smlt crack. shutup.

oh what, and you do? I DIDN'T SAY I TOOK THE DRUGS!!! I SAID I FOUND THEM AND SOLD THEM!!!


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At 2/13/09 12:43 AM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 2/13/09 12:41 AM, selena18 wrote: Sell it.

to us
for free

And include the bag.
But seriously, you don't want a misunderstanding to happen, so leave it where it is, then tell your parents, or the police, and the media.

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At 2/18/09 11:41 AM, wildface098 wrote: who gave you permssion to end this?!

You said you sold it.

Therefore it is not in your basement.

Therefore problem is solved.

Therefore /thread

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At 2/18/09 11:45 AM, SkullsNSkate wrote:
At 2/13/09 12:43 AM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 2/13/09 12:41 AM, selena18 wrote: Sell it.

to us
for free
And include the bag.
But seriously, you don't want a misunderstanding to happen, so leave it where it is, then tell your parents, or the police, and the media.

Eh? I thought of it before selling it but then I'd have to go through contracts and tons of interviews.


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Smoke it. Its good for you.


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Posted at: 2/18/09 01:17 PM

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you have become an addict haven't you? I;'m so proud


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At 2/13/09 12:39 AM, metalgearray wrote: well tell to the cops (i think)

but what if its someone he knows or loves?
if he turned them in they would never trust him again.

Just because.

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