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At 2/13/09 02:27 AM, Alpha-Critik wrote: There is only one sure-fire way to tell if it is crack.

1. Smoke it
2. Either get wasted because you smoked crack, or die because you just smoked AIDS
3. ???????
4. PROFIT!!!!!!

Also, chinkykat.

I find the word "kat" offensive.

Well it looks like your friends gotten deeper into shit, I wouldn't sell it if I were you, with that much you could end up under investigation. The best thing to do would be confront him and tell him to get it the fuck away from your house.

MY GOD! I am so sorry... I didn't mean to upset anyone. That is just the name of the picture. Sorry, my friend.

Also, I'm a FUCKING CROCODILE.

TRY SOME YOU FOOL! it's RIGHT THERE! do it do it doooo it!

At 2/13/09 02:46 AM, Sawke wrote: TRY SOME YOU FOOL! it's RIGHT THERE! do it do it doooo it!

That additional "L" at the end of the word "FOOL" was unnecessary and optional.

A stoner I know told me yesterday about crack, and he doesn't recommend it. He said the high lasts a few seconds and the addiction is intense.

Throw it in the garbage bin... that's all you can do with drugs

Or better yet, throw it at your neighbor's garbage bin!

At 2/13/09 01:04 AM, KemCab wrote:

At 2/13/09 01:01 AM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote: It was FULL?
Oh, my god, kid, a gram is $80.
A grocery bag would be like, at least 4 oz.

That's literally over $9000.

SELL IT!!

That would be great if Michigan's drug laws weren't so bad.

Yeah, that much product is 8 years, at least.

Snort it, pussy.

At 2/13/09 01:35 AM, PoopyPantsYUMYUM wrote:

At 2/13/09 12:50 AM, MrNiceGuytm wrote:

At 2/13/09 12:40 AM, KemCab wrote: You smoke crack, you don't sniff it.

Well, aren't you up to date on you drug affairs.

Tell me, how much is a oz. of Dro?

Depends you fucker. And i bet it isnt crack, you know how much money a grocery bag of crackola is? No one would leave that shit in your grimey, cum reeking basement.

They probably forgot it. I know what the hell crack looks like because I've seen it in person and on TV.

At 2/13/09 02:30 AM, ISmokeSherm wrote:

At 2/13/09 02:28 AM, Xarnor wrote: Sell that shit.

HAHA. i se this young cuddy knows his way round the crack house! its real, ya know! aint nothin, ya know!

Dude, we have crack Dens all over our town!!! that's how my cuzin probably got it.

1. Make sure it really is crack
2. Find a lot of crack addicts
3. Sell them the crack
4. Hire a bunch of strippers
5. Hire a bunch of whores
6. Throw a giant orgy
7. ????????????
8. PROFIT!

At 2/13/09 02:57 AM, Zyphonee wrote: Throw it in the garbage bin... that's all you can do with drugs

Or better yet, throw it at your neighbor's garbage bin!

I took some and threw it in the post box. I delivered it to the IRS System. I used someone elses address and name since I know almost evryone in my town.

At 2/13/09 02:25 AM, Afro-wolf wrote:

You are friends with those types of people???

No, he isn't. He's lying.
This kid is 13, I'd assume his friend was of a similar age.
I don't know many 13/14 year old dealers.

I already sold it a few hours ago, I got $9360 and 93 cents!!!

At 2/15/09 05:32 PM, wildface098 wrote: I already sold it a few hours ago, I got $9360 and 93 cents!!!

Who'd you sell it to?

Send it to me, I'll take it.

At 2/15/09 05:32 PM, wildface098 wrote: I already sold it a few hours ago, I got $9360 and 93 cents!!!

right.First off you didn't even show us pics, second of all, have you been around crack cocaine before in your life?Third was it powder or rock form?

cocaine is powder, and crack is rock

might as well try it

At 2/13/09 12:34 AM, wildface098 wrote: Holy shit!!! I go into my basement and I find a grocery bag full of crack. i don't know if it's my family or my friends that's taking it. what should I do with it? if my parents find it I'm gonna get the shit beat out of me!!! I suspect it is my friend because he was just over yesterday.

give it to me, lol

jk

its probably, baby powder or something, and if it is crack, flush it

Smoke it, stupid

At 2/15/09 05:32 PM, wildface098 wrote: I already sold it a few hours ago, I got $9360 and 93 cents!!!

And the truth comes out. You sold yourself for $9360.93 in order to pay for that bag or crack.

Someone's starting to have a life like in Requiem for a Dream....

Ass to ass???

At 2/15/09 05:32 PM, wildface098 wrote: I already sold it a few hours ago, I got $9360 and 93 cents!!!

Provide pics of the money then.

At 2/15/09 06:21 PM, The-Hitman wrote:

At 2/15/09 05:32 PM, wildface098 wrote: I already sold it a few hours ago, I got $9360 and 93 cents!!!

Provide pics of the money then.

I don't have a camera or webcam or cell cam!!!

Sweet!!! I bought a Plasma Screen TV, XBOX 360, DTV Convertor Box, and a years worth of _______?

lying is bad, you know it isnt that hard t copy all your posts and fax the to michigin dea office :/ I mean google come one dude... a grocery bag? no one does that they have it in smaller dime bags that way they can throw it out easier and sell. dude just if yuo going lie make it a good one that we can enjoy...

At 2/13/09 01:11 AM, wildface098 wrote:

At 2/13/09 01:09 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: No one would keep crack in a grocery bag. It's not sturdy enough, they'd burst a hole and lose the crack. No addict would chance losing their score like that.

i just looked closer and it's actually 6 bags!!!

shit, based on what that guy said about $80 a gram, you could buy a fucking DeLorean with that.

Tell your parents then, and let them deal with it. Just be honest, and say that it isn't yours... if they don't believe you, just explain to them "Why would a druggie purposely turn himself in?"

Crack found in the basement = profit on the streets.

PROFIT PROFIT PROFIT

Throw it out, man! And not in your own garbage, either. Try tossing it somewhere down the block.

To all the people trying to be cool and saying "Sniff and find out lolol.", you smoke crack, not sniff it.