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The chick looks like a monster .. poor little child looks scared out of his mind.
*She probably raped him.

Just like in the good old days!!!

She's hammered she looks like a bulldog.

He's being a man about it, and that's a good show of fatherliness. He'll be a great father when he's ready to have a child at the appropriate age. Most likely they'll put it up for adoption in the future.

PS mariomusicmaker1, you're a fucking retard. Please, for the love of (Insert Deity Here), resume fapping and stop posting.

I am in shock that he can actually produce sperm.

Ok, ok. That is unbelievably wrong. What is the world coming to? Ha, one life ruined for what; a few minutes of 'adult fun'? At least it wasn't a vital life anyway... just wow.

At 2/12/09 10:26 PM, KemCab wrote: I think abortions in girls under age 16 should be forced, no matter what (unless physical harm comes into play), for three reasons.

Do you realize what you just said? You can't force people to do anything you fucking Nazi!

At 2/12/09 10:43 PM, Aci6 wrote: Ok, ok. That is unbelievably wrong. What is the world coming to? Ha, one life ruined for what; a few minutes of 'adult fun'? At least it wasn't a vital life anyway... just wow.

Another completely illformed, pessimistic attitude. Sure his life is going to be extremely difficult from here on out, but having a child never ruins your life, it is a tremendous blessing and a feeling that nothing can replace. Granted that kid and the mother of the baby aren't emotionally mature to find this out right now, but eventually they will be. Maybe one day you'll learn this for yourself, but only if you grow the piss up.

he's 13? he doesn't even look 10

wow
first of all kudos for boning a girl 2 years older in middle school- thats instand popularity!

At 2/12/09 10:54 PM, krazykangaroo wrote: wow
first of all kudos for boning a girl 2 years older in middle school- thats instand popularity!

Not if she looks like that.

At 2/12/09 10:29 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: It's shit like this that makes me want to live in the 1800's. The little horndog would've been stoned.

Sex. Is. A. Bad. Choice.

Before marrige anyway. And this statement is not religiously based, so shut up.

USE A CONDOM STUPID pEeople
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At 2/12/09 10:35 PM, Backbiter wrote:

At 2/12/09 10:29 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Sex. Is. A. Bad. Choice.

Before marrige anyway. And this statement is not religiously based, so shut up.

^Contradicting yourself much?
No sex before a marriage is probably one of the most religiously biased opinions you can have on this matter.

You're wrong. I base this opinion based on risk of STDs, pregnancy, emotional damage, ect. It's just too much shit to worry about for one night of fun. And the more nights of fun you have, the greater the risk. So I just think it's a better idea to wait...

How did they even do it? If she was on top she would have crushed him.

lol thats awsome, but his g/f is gross looking

I'd hate to be the baby.

lol my dad is younger than yo dad.

i think the real crime here is sleeping with that

At 2/12/09 11:17 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 2/12/09 10:45 PM, MushookieMan wrote:

At 2/12/09 10:26 PM, KemCab wrote: I think abortions in girls under age 16 should be forced, no matter what (unless physical harm comes into play), for three reasons.

Do you realize what you just said? You can't force people to do anything you fucking Nazi!

Fuck you, tell that to the police.

It's technically constitutional too.

LOL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It goes directly against the consitutional "Right to choose"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING INSIDE NOW. You are probably, what, 13?

Anyone remembers that 15 year old kid that had a sex change, or that teenager girl that ran away from her house to meet some old fart she met via xbox-live. Man, why do these kind of shit keeps hapenning?

"I didn't think about how we would afford it. I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10£."

That £10 better go a long way.

At 2/12/09 11:27 PM, MushookieMan wrote: LOL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It goes directly against the consitutional "Right to choose"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING INSIDE NOW. You are probably, what, 13?

YUO best be NOT FUKKIN wit KHCYAM Kabbus.

or mein uncal Khyam FRom jewlandia

Right, because The Sun is a credible news source.

At 2/12/09 10:50 PM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 2/12/09 10:43 PM, Aci6 wrote: Ok, ok. That is unbelievably wrong. What is the world coming to? Ha, one life ruined for what; a few minutes of 'adult fun'? At least it wasn't a vital life anyway... just wow.

Another completely illformed, pessimistic attitude. Sure his life is going to be extremely difficult from here on out, but having a child never ruins your life, it is a tremendous blessing and a feeling that nothing can replace. Granted that kid and the mother of the baby aren't emotionally mature to find this out right now, but eventually they will be. Maybe one day you'll learn this for yourself, but only if you grow the piss up.

Oh yes mighty one, a kid who won't have teen years because of something he did, hmm yes, something most people- normal people have, ripped from him because of something he should have waited until he was old enough to do.
He should have waited until he was older and then he wouldn't have killed something that would have been absolute joy - just being a kid.
Now he has this huge responsibility, a joy yes; but a responsibility at a young age.
Indeed, now think about that.

/end conversation

I Don't beleive a kid that small and young could produce enough seamen to cause a child.

I CALL SHENANIGANS.

At 2/12/09 11:33 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Right, because The Sun is a credible news source.

Also, I think most kids have had "the talk" before they are 13. If not at home, then at least in school.

At 2/12/09 11:53 PM, Evark wrote:

At 2/12/09 11:28 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: "I didn't think about how we would afford it. I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10£."

Ha ha ha. I laughed my ass off at this quote. Absolutely PERFECT. Totally encapsulates his 'at a glance' understanding of the issues he's facing.

Good luck to 'em both.

I think they'll take that luck, they need it. Also, who vouches that the chick will resort to prostitution for money? She fucking looks like she'd do it too.

At 2/12/09 11:43 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Also, I think most kids have had "the talk" before they are 13. If not at home, then at least in school.

I can't say I've ever had a talk about the birds and the bees. I feel left out.

At 2/12/09 10:22 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: Three cheers for the virility of Britain's underclass.

That is messed up

Silly brits and your underage dads.