great condom substatutes? (NSFW?)

[pizza4ever]

this is an honest thread, and i don't want any shit that will get this locked.

but is there anything that works good for a condom substatute? I just don't want pregnancy... i heard a plastic bag inside a sock works. of course im going to pull out but...yeah. and the reason i can't buy a condom is because the pharamacists who sell them here know me and my family....so yeah.

[Oliver]

I think you mean Substitute. And maybe try self mutilation. ;D

[m4x0]

dont be stupid

[Casualty]

Of course, every girl wants a sock shoved up their cunt, that must be an awesome feeling ;D

[lawlmaster]

Wait two years then get AIDS.

[Civilnotice]

Either get her to buy them or get them somewhere else. Don't be a dumbass.

[Proottalfain]

Get a friend to buy one. Or get a condom from the school nursery. Or in last resort, you may use pork guts (don't forget to make a knot at the end).

Or try some unreliable sock technique that will make your sex awful. Or just make out and handjobs but without penetration.

[FullFistMaria]

At 2/12/09 05:30 PM, Casualty wrote: Of course, every girl wants a sock shoved up their cunt, that must be an awesome feeling ;D

Oh no!Our secrets out!!

[K-RadPie]

Get a friend to buy them, dumbass.

[TheRipper00]

At 2/12/09 05:29 PM, pizza4ever wrote: this is an honest thread, and i don't want any shit that will get this locked.

but is there anything that works good for a condom substatute? I just don't want pregnancy... i heard a plastic bag inside a sock works. of course im going to pull out but...yeah. and the reason i can't buy a condom is because the pharamacists who sell them here know me and my family....so yeah.

HAHAHA, SO i chick is going to let you put your bag, sock, rapped dick into her. WTF. I am laughing to fuckin hard right now to type. Go to a Dam gas Station or Wallmart for christsakes

[metalgearray]

welll i think u should try to tell it to a friend if he could bought the condom 4 u 2 avoid suspicious activity

[JadeTheAssassin]

Sheepskin condom, ummmm..... female condom....

Buddy, if you're wanting to make sure that you don't get an STD, just keep the condom on, unless you have like 1000% trust in the fact that she isn't diseased.

Once you have that, then you can start thinking about condomless sex (i.e., using diaphragms, spermicide, birth control--the pill, nuvaring, ied).

[MushookieMan]

At 2/12/09 05:29 PM, pizza4ever wrote: this is an honest thread, and i don't want any shit that will get this locked.

but is there anything that works good for a condom substatute? I just don't want pregnancy... i heard a plastic bag inside a sock works. of course im going to pull out but...yeah. and the reason i can't buy a condom is because the pharamacists who sell them here know me and my family....so yeah.

why would you have to go to a pharmacist. In gas station bathrooms they have condom dispensers. Problem solved.

[ForNoReason]

um.. MANY places to buy condoms... the heath clinic gives them for free... plastic bag inside a sock? Are you serious? Use a latex glove...

[MushookieMan]

This person shouldn't even be allowed to have sex. They're too retarded.

[pizza4ever]

Buddy, if you're wanting to make sure that you don't get an STD, just keep the condom on, unless you have like 1000% trust in the fact that she isn't diseased.

Once you have that, then you can start thinking about condomless sex (i.e., using diaphragms, spermicide, birth control--the pill, nuvaring, ied).

yeah she has her last physical a month ago and she is clean. plus she has never done it before

[Armissea]

There is no subs for this why would you want to take the chance anyway? Just wait till your married or something that rules out problems

[DM692]

If your family cares if you buy condoms, you're obviously not ready for sex.

[Rad]

Dude, just buy a condom from some other store.

[lawlmaster]

At 2/12/09 05:32 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Stop being a fucking retard and go to Wal-Mart.

Buy a fucking box of condoms and nobody will fucking care.

God damn kids these days.

If you have such a problem buying them then you shouldn't be having fucking anyone anyways.

They ask for ID so little perverts like him don't go around sinning.

[LOLZILLA]

A crisp packet and an elastic band.

[KillerClam]

cut it off

[Bryony]

At 2/12/09 05:42 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: A crisp packet and an elastic band.

Definate thumbs up.

[Ptcfast]

Saw Dust

[RubberTrucky]

Would a pharmacist really rat on you?

[Patton3]

Have you tried getting them at a gas station or from friends? Also, you could do some things that lower sperm count like wearing tight jeans and maybe even drinking bottled water.

[UnknownFear]

At 2/12/09 05:32 PM, MercatorMap wrote: If you have such a problem buying them then you shouldn't be having fucking anyone anyways.

Exactly. If you are not going to be mature and responsible enough to buy condoms, than you are definitely not mature and responsible enough to have sex. Simple as that.

[BrockManson]

At 2/12/09 05:42 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: A crisp packet and an elastic band.

Don't forget to turn it inside out first!

Experiment with different flavours too. It might make oral taste like cheese and onion instead of the same old prawn cocktail...

[MushookieMan]

At 2/12/09 05:51 PM, Patton3 wrote: Have you tried getting them at a gas station or from friends? Also, you could do some things that lower sperm count like wearing tight jeans and maybe even drinking bottled water.

Wow, that's hilarious. Yeah, go have unprotected sex because you drank a bunch of water and wore tight jeans; yeah, that'll stop babies from happening!

[Ledgey]

Abortion perhaps?