My personal favorite is Doggy style, but 69 is okay also.
At 2/12/09 12:28 AM, IDIifferentname wrote: Donkey punch:
doggystyle, then as you finish you punch her in the back of the head.
It's ok what happens in jail stays in jail we wont tell anyone
The snow plow: finish on the floor, and go for round two doggy style while pushing her face into a puddle of cum.
At 2/12/09 12:25 AM, rumerio wrote: The Pirate-You blow your load in her eye and then kick her shin so she hops around on one leg and has an eyepatch
Fucking hilarious!
Added bonus... she'll want to go home right away and not spend the night... no more having to share your blankets...
I actually have a few favorites...
The BobSled: After screwin from behind, you cum on her back and ride her down the stairs.
The Balcony: This one takes a little bit of planning. but you take your girl on a date, (prior to the date you must hire a hobo to assist you later) on the way home tell her your wildest fantasy is to screw in a random place, so you take her to a balcony. (this is where you meet up with the hobo). you bend her over the balcony and start doing business. Ask her to put it in her ass, when she agrees you have the hobo step in. run as fast as you can down the stairs, and look up at her while she is getting railed and wave at her.
Whos the boss?: easy on here, while fucking from behind, ask her who the boss is. If she says "you", reply with "NO!!!!!" give a right hook to the face and say "Tony Danza bitch."
One of my favorite sex positions is called "float your boat"
Seesaw, it's a bit odd, care to further comment on the reasonal forces though? I'm curious.
worst position :bondage
that just makes me sick
i mean its sex by pain WTF
Schmuck.
At 2/11/09 11:42 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote:At 2/11/09 11:21 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: stuffHahaha, have you ever tried that?
I have. But getting kicked in the nuts fully clothed is not half as painful as getting kicked naked.
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At 2/11/09 10:53 PM, AngelSierra wrote: This one is called the bucking bronco: You have a girl in the doggy style position, you tell her "I have AIDS", and see how long you can hold on before she kicks you off
Yeah pretty sure i heard that first on "Dexter" Season 1.
69 - Makes the world go round.
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anything where the guy is in complete control, i like to see how imaginative a guy can be! but i have to say the "butterfly" is pretty good!! apparently gives the guy a good view and feels really good for them!!
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you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do
At 2/13/09 10:14 AM, REDSPADES wrote:
69 - Makes the world go round.
69 is good but can be very awkward i reckon.. i think it really needs to be mastered and u need to figure out whats comfortable for it to be really enjoyable
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At 3/4/09 12:11 AM, pauralotter14 wrote: 69 is good but can be very awkward i reckon.. i think it really needs to be mastered and u need to figure out whats comfortable for it to be really enjoyable
Wanna master it with me?
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At 3/4/09 02:10 AM, Sensationalism wrote:At 3/4/09 12:11 AM, pauralotter14 wrote: 69 is good but can be very awkward i reckon.. i think it really needs to be mastered and u need to figure out whats comfortable for it to be really enjoyableWanna master it with me?
hmmm how bout no! there is only one person id master it with and thats definately not u! no offence
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At 2/11/09 08:18 PM, catd77 wrote: I want to go to your school.
That makes two of us.
The Helicopter. The dick is the pivot for the blades which are the girls arms and legs. She has to be thrown into a spin of course.
i wanna know what position gives the best pleasure to guys....well what you guys think...
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At 3/4/09 05:28 AM, pauralotter14 wrote: i wanna know what position gives the best pleasure to guys....well what you guys think...
obviously know guys know...guess ill just have to try them all out
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P.S ~ i love hugs, kisses and cuddles~
At 3/4/09 07:53 AM, pauralotter14 wrote:
obviously know guys know
No=/=know
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At 3/4/09 07:55 AM, REDSPADES wrote:At 3/4/09 07:53 AM, pauralotter14 wrote:obviously know guys knowNo=/=know
typo!!! gosh! and thats all u have to say on this topic... :P
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