Bones Of Evil Army Found Dead (od)

[FUNKbrs]

Bones, the bass player of Memphis Thrash Metal band Evil Army, was found dead in his apartment yesterday of an apparenty overdose.

Bones was always a cool cat, but he was also always... well, a fuckin JUNKIE. I'm not going to sugar coat this shit. I'm so fucking pissed off a Bones right now, if he were alive, I'd beat the shit out of him, and I feel BAD that I didn't beat the shit out of him before it was too late. Yeah, I would have looked like an asshole, but if he'd be alive, I could deal with that.

Bones was close friends with my bass player Steven Bean, as well as with my old guitar player Krazy Carl Isaacson. In particular, I remember hanging out with Bones and Steve at Carl's house and there was this goat that got caught in a fence and died. Steve came and got the goat, but he left it in his trunk for too long in the heat and it began to bloat. At that time Bones was having an... altercation with a bitchy neighbor, and so in exchange for Y-sectioning the goat (God.. the unholy smell... fucked up the whole goddamn block... FUCK) bones got the remains left after Steve was done with the corpse. This left him with a headless, legless, skinless, rotting goat corpse with which to terrorize this bitch.

SO now Bones is dead, and my best memory of him is watching him mutilate a dead goat corpse.

This is my real fucking life. I'm so fucking pissed at fucking Bones right now. First JR Golden, and now fucking Bones.

ANy body else want to die over some stupid drug shit? How many of these obits do I have to post before peopel FUCKING LISTEN.

I swear to god, the hate inside me is nuclear right now.

FUCK

If I EVER catch one of you fucks on the hard shit, and I can find you, I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU. I've learned my lesson: I'll serve 11-fucking-29 before I let this shit happen on my watch again.

Heroine, Coke, Meth, Painkillers, Adderall... don't fucking let me catch you. I've got a morgue full of fucking hate in store for you, and I'll be more than glad to save your life by busting your fucking face.

[Reed]

sorry what was that? I was nodding out from all this heroin

[OneWordName]

We can't afford to loose another precious child to drugs!

5$ if you get the reference.

[14hourlunchbreak]

Who is this Bones and why should I care about him?

[ImlunchBoxx]

yea man its shitty i know

but fuuuuuck does it get you higher then shit

[m4x0]

At 2/11/09 04:54 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: Who is this Bones and why should I care about him?

Head bone silly, hes connected to the neck bone.

[HandsomePete]

Wait, they found some guy's bones and he just died?

[JackPhantasm]

It's not my fault my parents made me take adderall.

Pot works much better for my ADD.

Isn't this country great?

[Ultor]

Its wrong and its unfortunate he passed away but you shouldn't be pissed at him you should forgive the guy and let it go just think of the good things he did.

[Ryuzaki1]

I disagree. Everyone knows the best way to die is from a drug-fueled sex heart attack!

[Reed]

my friends a junkie now, what sucks is I knew it was gonna happen. He was always a daredevil, we both smoked pot for the first time together, in the 4th grade. In like 8th grade he got sent to rehab by his parents for heroin and crack, and he's been out for almost a year now and he's now starting to fuck around with coke again

[BananaBreadMuffin]

And here was me all excited that they'd dug up the skeletal remains of an inherently bad armed force. And it was od(d).

[Reed]

At 2/11/09 05:05 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: And here was me all excited that they'd dug up the skeletal remains of an inherently bad armed force.

lmao thats what I thought it was going to be about too

[ForNoReason]

dude I am sorry as hell to hear that happen to someone. Doing that kinda shit is stupid, but it grabs a hold of your life. I had some friends who used to do meth. Almost killed them. I felt the same way you do... ill kick some fucking ass if I see anyone putting themselves threw that again. It's not worth it on anyone.

[Obvious-M]

I thought there was a evil army of people. :(

But I can relate because I've had issues with heroin in the past, not with me but with people around me and it's horrible.

[Adio]

At 2/11/09 04:49 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

If I EVER catch one of you fucks on the hard shit, and I can find you, I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU.

Do I sense that FUNK cares about Newgrounders? Or is his hate just so much for us, that he's grown to like hating us, and would be saddened to see one of us OD?

[FUNKbrs]

At 2/11/09 05:15 PM, Adio wrote:

At 2/11/09 04:49 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

If I EVER catch one of you fucks on the hard shit, and I can find you, I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU.

Do I sense that FUNK cares about Newgrounders? Or is his hate just so much for us, that he's grown to like hating us, and would be saddened to see one of us OD?

I want to make this very fucking clear.

THIS IS MY COMMUNITY. MINE. I may not be head man in charge, but this is MY community. My friends are MINE. I'm not going to let fucking DOPE take what's MINE away from me. Call it greed, call it possessiveness, call it whatever the fuck you want, but I won't let mere boredom and wanting to catch a buzz STEAL WHAT IS MINE.

Sure, Bones didn't report to me; I'm not his boss or his master. However, he was a part of MY community, and now he's gone, because a member of the community didn't do ENOUGH. I have to take the blame for this, because if I dont', who will? Who will take responsibility if noone has a dick big enough to take matters into their own hands?

I'm not going to be some fucking BITCH who sits around making EXCUSES for why my friends are DEAD. FUCK THAT.

Bones is dead, I COULD have done something, and I DIDN'T. Jason is alive, because I kept ON HIS ASS about getting a job, about straightening up, every time I saw that mother fucker I was like "Hey man, hows the job hunt? Whoa there, slow down on the beer, man, it's fucking tuesday. Damn, you're fucking loud and loopy tonight, what the fuck, man?"

And eventually, Jason saw my point. I wasn't the only one; his family had a lot ot do with it too, but Jason's ALIVE now, no more heroine. He had to move away, but you know what? You have to do what you fucking have to do. I know if he came back, he'd be back on the shit. I'd rather have him alive in the middle of nowhere than dead in his fucking living room.

Am I greedy? Am I possessive? Am I territorial? YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASS.

[CorruptedBacon]

At 2/11/09 05:05 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: And here was me all excited that they'd dug up the skeletal remains of an inherently bad armed force. And it was od(d).

Me too. :(

[lawlmaster]

Don't worry! Winners don't do drugs!

so i guess i'm a winner.

Sorry about your friend though.

[Armake21truth]

Rock stars die of drug overdose on occasion, it happens, can't let yourself get upset over it.

[FUNKbrs]

At 2/11/09 05:59 PM, Armake21truth wrote: Rock stars die of drug overdose on occasion, it happens, can't let yourself get upset over it.

Did it never occur to you that there's a VERY good chance / might die of an overdose? This isn't some distanct fantasy world.

[Scrotaculous]

At 2/11/09 06:15 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 2/11/09 05:59 PM, Armake21truth wrote: Rock stars die of drug overdose on occasion, it happens, can't let yourself get upset over it.

Did it never occur to you that there's a VERY good chance / might die of an overdose? This isn't some distanct fantasy world.

What drugs do you do that you are able to overdose on?

[TheMugshot]

When I clicked on this thread I had just scanned the title, I thought it was something about some kind of ancient evil skeleton army that had been discovered or something

:(

[KidRidikalusss]

One time some person I sort of knew died once and I decided to make a topic despite how no one knew or cared.

[Ericho]

When I first saw that topic name, I thought it was a link to a zombie MMORPG or something.

Seriously, though, sorry for this guy's loss, even if I never heard of him.

[krazykangaroo]

awww the title was so much more promising than the actual thread- bones of an evil arms found dead- so there was an evil skeleton army that was alive, and now they find em dead!
See, thats waaay more interesting then some dead metal guy.
dont waste ur breath ranting against me, its unlikely ill be checking this thread again.

[greensucksbluerules]

Musicians either OD or commit suicide.

[igott]

Oh shit. That sucks for him.

Can I be the bassist?

[Armake21truth]

At 2/11/09 06:15 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Did it never occur to you that there's a VERY good chance / might die of an overdose? This isn't some distanct fantasy world.

Yes it did, I'm not sure what your point is though as I'm not contradicting that.

[Aci6]

Well, musicians are notorious for their drug habits and addictions, its a shame you couldn't have cracked onto him about it before hand. You have my condolences for your friend, I can just imagine the pent up rage going on in your head right now.