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Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 03:22:10

Mine would be to make all the women within a 10 mile radius get horny over me. But I could turn it off when I wanted (Sleep, eating,etc.)

What would yours be?

Besides having the power of making smart-ass remarks on Newgrounds.


We were right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody was giving booze to these god damn things! It wont be long now, before they tear us to shreds.

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 03:23:35

Werewolfery, but with your sanity/control intact. Now that'd be fun.


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 03:23:59

Something along the lines of being able to summon search bar results on a whim


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 03:24:01

DragonballZ

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 03:26:39

aw, your's would be great... But if I have to pick something else...
Making my penis change size on command, that way you will always have the right size for the right girl.

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 03:27:34

I don't know why I am bringing this up, but who hasn't thought of the possibilities with one of those watches from Clockstoppers. So I guess the ability to stop time and do whatever the fuck I want.


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 03:28:24

The power of infinite wisdom and understanding of the universe.

For funsies.

Regular superpowers don't interest me.


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 03:30:29

At 2/11/09 03:28 AM, NEVR wrote: The power of infinite wisdom and understanding of the universe.

For funsies.

Regular superpowers don't interest me.

Aye, enlightenment IS the one true goal.


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 03:55:35

Teleportation

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 03:58:22

At 2/11/09 03:22 AM, Girthyness wrote: Mine would be to make all the women within a 10 mile radius get horny over me. But I could turn it off when I wanted (Sleep, eating,etc.)

That's not a super-power that's becoming a mod...

Being the geek that i am i would love to be able to calculate ANYTHING in my head


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 04:00:09

I'd have Sylars power out of Heroes. So I'd be able to see how things work then steal a load of powers from other people and become a big bad meanie.


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 04:01:21

read minds


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 04:03:16

The ability to be able to apply literally tons of pressure on any given object with my Johnson.

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 04:04:48

I'd be able to shoot placebo pills out of my hands, being able to increase the flow with my mind.


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 04:17:09

I would have the power of whatever I wanted to happen would happen. If I wanted a sandwich BAM there would be a sandwich. If I wanted a sniper to take out somone BAM it would happen. Of course I would be able to turn it off when I want to because unfortunately I have a good imagination and if I couldn't turn it off, there would be chaos everywhere.

Hmm now that I think about it that would be an even better power. The power of Chaos. Yes...mmm.. delicious.

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 04:18:49

Undoing any knocked up chicks that i do.

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 04:57:40

At 2/11/09 04:18 AM, NextMaster wrote: Undoing any knocked up chicks that i do.

Abortion-man?

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 05:22:21

Probably telekinesis.


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 05:27:55

My superpower would be the ability to give/take superpowers on command.

nuff said
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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 05:38:29

To not make myself so hot so that I can take it easy :D.


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 05:39:04

flying, would be epic.

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 06:36:08

The ability to control time

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 07:00:01

The ability to change the weather!


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 07:18:02

Necromancery!

the ability to control entire armies of Undead Monsters with the wave of my hand.

i could take over the entire world, for every one of the other army that falls, my forces are bolstered!


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 07:24:55

At 2/11/09 03:22 AM, Girthyness wrote: Mine would be to make all the women within a 10 mile radius get horny over me. But I could turn it off when I wanted (Sleep, eating,etc.)

and...when...like, near relatives?

Mine would either be to fly, or to teleport.
I'm getting sick of driving. :P

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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 07:27:48

My super power would be to merge all of these fucking topics I've seen over the years into one big topic.

HERE'S THE LAST ONE I SAWED : http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1013 150


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Response to Whats would be your super power? 2009-02-11 09:13:11

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/top ic/superpower


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