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Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:17:27 Reply

So about a week ago I felt a bump down there...and through research I've found that I have a hemorrhoid =(
I looked up some medication, and I saw these vitamin capsules, that you...shove up there...
What's the best medication to get rid of this quickly?
And have you ever had a hemorrhoid/horror story about them?


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:18:32 Reply

get a big rod and just shove it up in there.


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:18:37 Reply

That sucks.


Guess what?

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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:18:56 Reply

how the FUCK did you get hemmeroids before age 50?

The best treatment is to stop sitting on the shitter for half an hour at a time, I bet they'll go away on their own. From what I understand, if you had serious hemmeroids, you would know it


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:18:58 Reply

Well, everyone has hemorrhoids, you just have an inflamed one.


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:19:17 Reply

my dad had hemorroids before,he simply had it removed


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:19:24 Reply

Well,this is what they could end up like.Youd wanna sort it out fast.

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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:20:48 Reply

Yeah, my dad had them for awhile.
Just take less time on the toilet.
It also prevents blood clots :)


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:21:43 Reply

At 2/9/09 07:19 PM, LobsterJohnson wrote: Well,this is what they could end up like.Youd wanna sort it out fast.

WARNING : Link contains horrible picture

Why the fuck did I click that.


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:24:07 Reply

At 2/9/09 07:17 PM, TheWolfe wrote: So about a week ago I felt a bump down there...and through research I've found that I have a hemorrhoid =(
I looked up some medication, and I saw these vitamin capsules, that you...shove up there...
What's the best medication to get rid of this quickly?
And have you ever had a hemorrhoid/horror story about them?

Hemorrhoids only go away by opeartion or over a long term I believe. I've looked this up before.

However, Hemorrhoids would be right near your asshole/sphincter or inside your asshole, not inches away from it. If it's inches away then it's a zit and it will go away short-term.

Believe me, as a GHEY man I definitely know what I'm talking about when it comes to Hemorrhoids.


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:28:28 Reply

What exactly is hemorrhoids?


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:29:33 Reply

At 2/9/09 07:18 PM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote: how the FUCK did you get hemmeroids before age 50?

Im not sure...kind of freaking me out

The best treatment is to stop sitting on the shitter for half an hour at a time, I bet they'll go away on their own. From what I understand, if you had serious hemmeroids, you would know it

I dont...And ive actually had them for a long time, i just didnt know what it was. I remember one time waking up in the middle of the night in agonizing ass pain, i had to jump in a hot shower for 2 hours before i could stand again...

At 2/9/09 07:19 PM, TAUfanatic wrote: my dad had hemorroids before,he simply had it removed

Surgery? No thanks.

However, Hemorrhoids would be right near your asshole/sphincter or inside your asshole, not inches away from it. If it's inches away then it's a zit and it will go away short-term.

No, its right on there. It feels like a pea under my skin, and its right outside my asshole, like it a PART of it.


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:41:56 Reply

All I can say is good luck with that.


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:42:57 Reply

At 2/9/09 07:21 PM, Scuzzfest wrote:
At 2/9/09 07:19 PM, LobsterJohnson wrote: Well,this is what they could end up like.Youd wanna sort it out fast.

WARNING : Link contains horrible picture
Why the fuck did I click that.

I'm not getting any sleep tonight.


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:50:27 Reply

Okay, so I looked it up and now I know what they are.

All I got is that fiber helps and if it goes away on its own it can take 6 months, but usually you need surgery to remove it.


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Response to Hemorrhoids 2009-02-09 19:52:27 Reply

At 2/9/09 07:19 PM, LobsterJohnson wrote: Well,this is what they could end up like.Youd wanna sort it out fast.

WARNING : Link contains horrible picture

THIS is why I hate my fucking curiosity.


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