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I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:21 PM Reply

Damn It! Today my dad took down the blind in my room where my computer is and my neighbor can stare perfectly into my room. My room faces their backyard and their daughter goes outside all the time. So now, I can no longer watch porn to masturbate to without an 80% chance of being caught with my pants down PLUS I cannot masturbate with being fully naked (I don't know why). I could try thinking up fantasies, but i'm no good and it, and sex with a pillow is boring. What should I do?

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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:23 PM Reply

buy the playboy magazine. simple


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:23 PM Reply

Lmao.


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:24 PM Reply

You should create an alternative to cover up your window. Also, I'm quite sure your neighbours don't stay at the house 24/7 every day of the week.

If I were you, I'd place a box in front of my window and when people ask, say it's for a school project or so.


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:26 PM Reply

You made me laff


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:28 PM Reply

You know, maybe if she sees you, she'll be turned on and join in on the action.

at least, that's how it goes in pornmovies

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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:28 PM Reply

Too be honest, I've never fapped to porn. I just find it weird how you can look into a naked guy and imagine it's you fucking some chick


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:39 PM Reply

At 2/9/09 02:21 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: Damn It! Today my dad took down the blind in my room where my computer is and my neighbor can stare perfectly into my room. My room faces their backyard and their daughter goes outside all the time. So now, I can no longer watch porn to masturbate to without an 80% chance of being caught with my pants down PLUS I cannot masturbate with being fully naked (I don't know why). I could try thinking up fantasies, but i'm no good and it, and sex with a pillow is boring. What should I do?

well first, you're not supposed to watch porn and masturbate anyways. it's bad and wrong plus it's poisning your mind....
but if you have privacy problems you can tell your dad.... "hey dad i don't like it that everyone can see me in that yard..." and he'll think of something...

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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:40 PM Reply

Put a sheet over your window or something. If you don't have proper curtains improvise.

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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:41 PM Reply

Who the fuck needs porn?

WHO THE FUCK NEEDS PORN?

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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:41 PM Reply

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day! And wow thats sad you cant watch porn anymore. But you know those Mags are out there for a reason....


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:46 PM Reply

Wait until night, turn off lights, point screen away from window?


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:50 PM Reply

Cover up your window with playboy magazines.

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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:53 PM Reply

Why don't you have a laptop? You wouldn't even need to connect it to the internet... just find a safe site, download the porn, put it on a flash drive than put it on your laptop. Take the laptop to a safe place and than beat it 'til you cream.

problem solved.


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:56 PM Reply

Cover the window with your clothes. Or something like that.


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 02:57 PM Reply

Just do it anyway.


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:03 PM Reply

Instead of using your computer to look at porn, use it to go on facebook or craigslist. You'll have your dick in something beside your hand in no time.


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:04 PM Reply

put posters over your windows.but have them facing you so it doesnt look fishy.


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:05 PM Reply

At 2/9/09 02:57 PM, Lucy wrote: Just do it anyway.

I agree with Lucy, honestly, once you don't think you do it in any weird sort of way, I'm sure the girl will like that. Also, now you can look at her and masturbate!


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:05 PM Reply

did it occur to you to actually go outside and find someone instead of a PC screen?


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:07 PM Reply

At 2/9/09 02:28 PM, Lorkas wrote: Too be honest, I've never fapped to porn. I just find it weird how you can look into a naked guy and imagine it's you fucking some chick

There's more stuff than that. It's the internet,


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:07 PM Reply

Grow past Porn. hentai is much better.

porn is never different, hentai is never the same
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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:07 PM Reply

I'd go with Lucy's plan. Do it anyway, that way, if they see it, they'll complain and your dad will put them back on.

That or he'll cut your dick off, but that depends on wether your dad's an ass or not.


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:13 PM Reply

Answer's simple: fuck the daughter.


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:15 PM Reply

Do it anyway, after your neighbors complain, your dad will gladly put it back up.


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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:19 PM Reply

At 2/9/09 02:41 PM, doberman7 wrote: Who the fuck needs porn?

WHO THE FUCK NEEDS PORN?

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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:41 PM Reply

lay low to the floor and have the computer face away from the window

put a quilt in front of the window or something

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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:44 PM Reply

this is what laptops were made for..

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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:46 PM Reply

I almost cannot even believe how pathetic this is....

hahaha

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Response to I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Feb. 9th, 2009 @ 03:48 PM Reply

At 2/9/09 02:21 PM, JPG-9000 wrote: What should I do?

Cry, because masturbation was your only hope.

and now it's gone.


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