Put yer Cunt away Madonna!!

[DingoTheDog]

Shes fucking vile yet still feels the impulse to wipe her cunt across our TV sets, I fear I may ctach something by continuing to watch the TV after shes spattered it with discharge from her cavernous hairy axe wound, not only that but TCP is too fucking expensive and stinks the house out when I use it to disinfect the set, it also makes the screen streaky and that'll never do!

The other night I was in "WESTERN ICE BAR" in downtown Ulsan, just getting some bevs in and chatting away to the wee doll that worked at the bar. Its been going well, I got her number and had high hopes i'd be getting my rocks off in the first few days of my stay in South Korea. Then in the large TV set behind the bar, which had been showing some Yank Music channel; auld Madge Appeared in her newest offering, quick as a flash shes making her usual attempts of inserting the entire camera (camera man Included) up her cunt.

It shellshocked me, my abilities in the fine art of banter were diminshed and I pretty much fell off my stool as if I was actually struck by a physical force (that smelled of fish and had varicous veings the size of my fucking head)). The Bar staff then decide in my gibbering shell shocked state that I must have had too much to drink and im kindly asked to vacate the premises.

Madonnas hole cost me my hole!

They should ban the repulsive old cow from performing in her scantily clad state. She is responisble for the record sales of viagra these past few years as her appearance on TV is enough to scare most chaps wee chaps into hibernation.

PUT THE CUNT AWAY I SAY!!11111ONE

[milktoast]

Atleast it's not a penis you're looking at.

[VladimirJFaust]

It could have been worse. You could have looked up and seen Rosie O' Donnell and Elen DeGeneres (sp) kissing one another. That wouldn't have knocked you out of your stool tho. That would have blown you out of the whole bar.

[Eggy]

Wow you poor thing

[Maximus]

At 2/9/09 04:33 AM, DingoTheDog wrote:
PUT THE CUNT AWAY I SAY!!11111ONE

What is the meaning of the ONE after all the 1s. Is it some of "joke" On how ONE=1.

[analbaby]

Fuck she's old she should be dead already.

[Quinny]

As soon as she stops her 3 hour a day workouts she'll just fall apart and become unrecognisable. Imagine what sort of state she'd be in...

[HeartbreakHoldout]

That photo looks like the precursor to some sort of event involving ping pong balls.

[DingoTheDog]

At 2/9/09 07:38 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: That photo looks like the precursor to some sort of event involving ping pong balls.

Its actually the precursor to feeding time. Her newly acquired adopted thrid world child is about to be consumed by her ferocious vagina. If you look closely you can see a fang poking through her knickers.

[Doom-Fan]

What is she now? 50?

Christ...

[Sensationalism]

At 2/9/09 08:27 AM, Doom-Fan wrote: What is she now? 50?

Christ...

You've got to admit, she's not bad for her age.

[Spirosgod]

At 2/9/09 08:30 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 2/9/09 08:27 AM, Doom-Fan wrote: What is she now? 50?

Christ...

You've got to admit, she's not bad for her age.

Yeah, but she is still bad...

[Sensationalism]

At 2/9/09 08:32 AM, Spirosgod wrote:

At 2/9/09 08:30 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 2/9/09 08:27 AM, Doom-Fan wrote: What is she now? 50?

Christ...

You've got to admit, she's not bad for her age.

Yeah, but she is still bad...

I dunno, those arm muscles are pretty admirable. Most people her age probably have saggy, flabby arms.

Speaking of old people, know who's hot? Sally Field.

[DingoTheDog]

Ive cancelled my subscription to "Veiny Ladies Monthly". A simply google search fulfills that kink with ease. You may notice in the photo that she is holding a rag over her vagina. The rag allows her to discreetly collect the mangled skeletons of the babies her vagina was fed.

[Sensationalism]

You know, this is probably the funniest thread title I remember seeing.

[JackPhantasm]

dude sally field

I thought I was the only one.

[rumerio]

A-rod loves her cunt and i have no idea why. So old and veiny....ewww

[AngelaGuch]

Oh come on, she's not all that bad.

[DingoTheDog]

At 2/9/09 09:36 AM, AngelaGuch wrote: Oh come on, she's not all that bad.

Oh come on, She's really all that bad.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

At 2/9/09 08:30 AM, Sensationalism wrote: You've got to admit, she's not bad for her age.

Helen Mirren's not bad for her age, and she doesn't drag her cunt flaps along a stage for a living.

[TacticalShoe]

I have to admit, Mr. OP, you seem like a very intelligent and classy individual.

Any judgment that you hand down should be taken under immediate consideration.

[StickyStick]

She still makes more money than all of you combined. If you wouldn't tap that for the money you must be a homosexual.

[RedCoin]

At 2/9/09 10:10 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:

At 2/9/09 08:30 AM, Sensationalism wrote: You've got to admit, she's not bad for her age.

Helen Mirren's not bad for her age, and she doesn't drag her cunt flaps along a stage for a living.

Nah mate. Nah.

[Gagsy]

Dingo I think you're awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

[Britkid]

But WHAT A GREAT VOICE THOUGH!

[DevourerJay]

At 2/9/09 04:35 AM, milktoast wrote: Atleast it's not a penis you're looking at.

sometimes with madonna, i wonder if its a bad thing

[sonicfeet1]

You have... some... knowledge about... descriptions... there... yeah.

I think I need drugs to forget ever reading that.

[StickyStick]

Oh please. Half of you would suck her penis if she had one.

[djjdchampion]

I am with you on this one,
She's like 50 FFS

[DingoTheDog]

At 2/9/09 12:04 PM, StickyStick wrote: Oh please. Half of you would suck her penis if she had one.

Depends on what the pay was.