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People don't screw to be cool, they do it because they want to, it feels good and they need to be relieved of their horniness.

Don't worry, you'll wanna have sex when you hit puberty.

I choose to be a virgin.

At 2/9/09 02:01 AM, selena18 wrote: I choose to be a virgin.

aren't you happy people don't respect your choices?

;D

At 2/8/09 07:10 PM, Ptcfast wrote: So if a good looking women walked up to you and asked for sex you would say "NO THANK YOU, I WANNA BE A VIRIGIN"?

To be honest, I'd say no to that. I'm not just gonna fuck some random girl, I want a connection to be in place.

Have you ever been offered the opportunity? If not, then you can't say that it's a choice just yet.

Best to lose it while you're young. Most-everyone's a virgin so you can't go wrong. ;D

Woweee, you haven't put your penis in a woman. Well done you, congratulations on your achievements. If only you knew how much I envied you for having never put your penis in a woman.

What a great life choice, denying your sexual urges. Your life must be awesome.

Casual sex =/= sex.

I choose to wear condoms.

I don't understand how you can choose to be a virgin.

Unless people are BEGGING for your cock 24/7, you're not choosing anything.

At 2/9/09 04:08 AM, AngryBanana wrote: I don't understand how you can choose to be a virgin.

Unless people are BEGGING for your cock 24/7, you're not choosing anything.

If you're offered sex and you decline, I'd say you're choosing to be a virgin. It's not that hard to find someone to have sex with you.

Like, I choose to be vegan but I don't have people shoving meat in my face 24/7.

At 2/9/09 04:11 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 2/9/09 04:08 AM, AngryBanana wrote: I don't understand how you can choose to be a virgin.

Unless people are BEGGING for your cock 24/7, you're not choosing anything.

If you're offered sex and you decline, I'd say you're choosing to be a virgin. It's not that hard to find someone to have sex with you.

Like, I choose to be vegan but I don't have people shoving meat in my face 24/7.

I suppose, but I really doubt that's the op's situation.

It seems like he DOESN'T have people offering him sex, and says "Oh, well I'm just choosing virginity. Yeah. And all those other people having sex are barbaric and I'm better than them."

At 2/9/09 04:26 AM, AngryBanana wrote: I suppose, but I really doubt that's the op's situation.

It seems like he DOESN'T have people offering him sex, and says "Oh, well I'm just choosing virginity. Yeah. And all those other people having sex are barbaric and I'm better than them."

Oh. Well then he's not being offered and isn't looking. Yet tells himself his virginity is a choice so he doesn't feel bad about it and even goes so far as to put himself above others who give in to their animalistic urges.

What a douche.

At 2/9/09 12:50 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/9/09 12:22 AM, Eggy wrote: Why don't you stop eating, drinking and sleeping too.

You'd die.

No really?

Cause they're also natural human urges.

They're more like human necessities than urges.

So is sex/masturbating. The consequences arn't as quick but it can easily lead to prostate cancer and mental problems and not to mention the huge build up of stress.

But if the OP is still masturbating but doesn't want sex, then it's just ridiculous because when you masturbate i'm sure youd rather a pussy then your hand even if it's just to get it over with.

your just mad cause you cant get your dick wet

Being able to suppress a desire is not something unique to you; Everyone does. We suppress the urge to eat, sleep and be lazy, everyday. Everyone has to suppress the need to harm someone of something, give up ect. regularly.
And every once in a while, everyone suppresses the urge to kill, the urge to steal ect.

So while I congratulate you on your choice, I remind you other are better at suppressing urge you struggle with. It is only human nature, we can fight it, but it is who we are. I say accept it, and only keep yourself from abusing it.

It's all good and fine until you figure out there is more regret in not doing the sin.

Everyone has had more sex than me, aaa-aaa-aah.

At 2/8/09 07:10 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I choose to be a virgin, but that doesn't mean I'm better than other people who aren't.

OWNT, that's why we have sex, it's nature, and awesome.

At 2/9/09 07:27 AM, NeverHundred wrote: It's all good and fine until you figure out there is more regret in not doing the sin.

Everyone has had more sex than me, aaa-aaa-aah.

I'd have sex with that rabbit.

At 2/8/09 11:36 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote:

At 2/8/09 11:13 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:

Yes, your perspective was quite correct. I was merely speaking about the control issue

Yes, I understood that while originally reading your post. And, I don't disagree with you (heh, double negative).

Still, you have to admit that OP's haughtiness was palpable, even in text form.

Yes it was. To think he's better than me because he can hold out on something is ridiculous. I have an IQ over 140 but I don't say I'm better.

Now, if only your mother chose to be a virgin.

At 2/9/09 08:31 AM, YahooAnswers wrote: Now, if only your mother chose to be a virgin.

I think we can all agree with this guy

Your quote "I choose to blame others for my problems". So if you have problems I'm gonna assume 1 of 4 things here. 1. You are Vulcan. 2. You are Ugly. 3. You are Gay. 4. You are embarrassed about your small penis. It has to be one of these surely. And also, you dont choose when not to be a virgin, someone else will do that for you, unless your planning to rape someone which I highly doubt.

Haha,
Admitting you're better than NG users who would just LOVE to get a 3-Day.. not very smart if you're sensitive which I can assume since you apparently have no penis.

/FlameWar

OP has no biological or natural value and can therefore be executed without consequence.

At 2/9/09 08:34 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Your quote "I choose to blame others for my problems". So if you have problems I'm gonna assume 1 of 4 things here. 1. You are Vulcan. 2. You are Ugly.

Vulcans are not ugly!

Yes, I think Spock is hot.

At 2/9/09 08:31 AM, YahooAnswers wrote: Now, if only your mother chose to be a virgin.

Best response by far.

I respect that, as long as you don't "choose to be a virgin" for the rest of your life.

At 2/8/09 07:06 PM, GATOONA wrote: I resist urges! Fuck me i'm brilliant!.. oh wait.

Well sir, you've got my vote for the Darwin awards.
I'm so glad that your defective genes will never infect anyone else.

Unless you've got siblings that are normal, but could still be recessive carriers.

I think you guys should be a little more sympathetic to this guy. He might likely be one of those asexuals and you bastards lecture me about being more tolerant of homsexuals.

Fucking Hippocrates!

I masturbate, and i have full control over my thoughts and actions. I don't know what you're talking about, as much as life was made to revolve around your penis, you can still control yourself.