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At 2/8/09 07:35 PM, Orange wrote: Humans are animals either way though. I mean, you still eat, shit, pee, etc.
I kind of get your argument but I can't see the purpose. you even have a girl in your sig.

Great point that many others either missed or didn't realize.
That sig is a flagrant display of your desires so stop attention whoring.

Your body is just going to keep telling you it wants to fuck and you'll more than likely succumb eventually. Nothing wrong with it though.

if someone hot tried to fuck you, you would give in. go fuck yourself, you weak piece of shit.

At 2/8/09 07:06 PM, GATOONA wrote: A BUNCH OF BAWWING ABOUT MAN-WHORES AND ANIMAL SEX.

You sound like such an angry virgin.

Maybe you should go get laid.

Fuck you man, we're gonna start an orgay. AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED
:3

You choose to be a virgin?

I choose to have hot sweaty sex with oral, creampies, and occasional anal sex.

I have more fun.

/thread

At 2/8/09 07:16 PM, Proottalfain wrote: I choose to be a virgin until I get a decent relationship :P
So I'm not saying "not before marriage", but instead "not before love relationship"

Maybe I'm half christian... THERE IS SLIGHTLY A GOD, maybe!

me too

At 2/8/09 07:06 PM, GATOONA wrote:

Anyways, I choose to be a virgin. No, it's not because I can't get some and I choose to blame others for my problems. I just feel I should break out of this animal-like sexual desire, that 99.5% of humans have. Does this make me better than you? YES!, WHY? Because I have control over my thoughts and actions. I am more civilized than you animal hungry dogs, that masturbate. Perhaps I was born with this special gift to remove my sexual urges, but I'm glad. I'm probably more active than all of you combined! I choose to be a virgin, and so you must deal with it.

Whatever you say, Spauk. words words words words words words words words words words ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffffff

At 2/8/09 07:06 PM, GATOONA wrote: "HEY LOOK IM AN UGLY FUCK WHO CANT GET TITS AND VAGOO SO I THINK IM BETTER THAN YOU, SO IM HERE NOW TO BOAST ABOUT IT"

I agree 100%.

Whether they choose to do it for religious, moral, or another reason, celibates are to be respected. They have strength to not have to do something to be respected. Though I myself masturbate,and am a porn addict(as you can guess from my username), I respect that you don't. You have the strength to resist the single most powerful urge of humans. Keep it up.

At 2/8/09 11:01 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote: Whether they choose to do it for religious, moral, or another reason, celibates are to be respected. They have strength to not have to do something to be respected. Though I myself masturbate,and am a porn addict(as you can guess from my username), I respect that you don't. You have the strength to resist the single most powerful urge of humans. Keep it up.

I'm going to go out on a limb and try to speak for all of us in this topic:

The majority of us are not bashing him for having control over his sexual instincts. We're offended by his arrogance. He stated pretty clearly in his rant that he thinks that we are like animals because we don't "control" our sexual desire. For that, he doesn't deserve our respect.

Feel free to let me know whether or not my perspective was inaccurate.

On the other hand, those who brag that their better because they choose to not have sex are just as bad as those that do. I mean, so? It's a choice. I masturbate, but does that make me inferior? Hell no! I CHOOSE to! So I respect you< but don't be a dick.

At 2/8/09 07:10 PM, Ptcfast wrote: So if a good looking women walked up to you and asked for sex you would say "NO THANK YOU, I WANNA BE A VIRIGIN"? It just seems like you are angry that people you see gloat about sex when you see it is something not worthy of such high glory among peers.

I think he means that he doesn't strive to get laid.

At 2/8/09 11:07 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote:

The majority of us are not bashing him for having control over his sexual instincts. We're offended by his arrogance. He stated pretty clearly in his rant that he thinks that we are like animals because we don't "control" our sexual desire. For that, he doesn't deserve our respect.

Feel free to let me know whether or not my perspective was inaccurate.

Yes, your perspective was quite correct. I was merely speaking about the control issue

Ummm...... Cool. Why did you have to go to the internet for this?????

At 2/8/09 07:06 PM, GATOONA wrote:

Just the other day, a group of kids were talking about how they slept with some girls at a party, and how awesome it was. I wish one of them started to get an itch down there, then I would be laughing.

JEALOUS!!

Anyways, I choose to be a virgin.

So you SAY!

No, it's not because I can't get some and I choose to blame others for my problems.

Yeah, it is. I can deduce this because you were worried about us suspecting that so much that you felt the need to post this otherwise useless fact.

At 2/8/09 07:22 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Since eating, sleeping, breathing and sexing are for animals, I shall not do any of it. I shall instead make war, play video games and cockslap random people, as these are things animals don't do.

ROFLMAO!

I laughed so hard I fell outa my chair!

Seriously though, sex is sex, as long as you don't fuck chicks at a party like its an assembly line then its cool....

At 2/8/09 11:13 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:

Yes, your perspective was quite correct. I was merely speaking about the control issue

Yes, I understood that while originally reading your post. And, I don't disagree with you (heh, double negative).

Still, you have to admit that OP's haughtiness was palpable, even in text form.

At 2/8/09 07:10 PM, Ptcfast wrote: So if a good looking women walked up to you and asked for sex you would say "NO THANK YOU, I WANNA BE A VIRIGIN"? It just seems like you are angry that people you see gloat about sex when you see it is something not worthy of such high glory among peers.

Honestly I'd be fucking creeped out and wonder what the fuck is wrong with her, so my first thought would be "Oh I have a meeting to go to, I'll get back to you later!"

*runs*

But hell man if you wanna be a virgin there's nothing wrong with that, there's so much better to life than sex in my opinion, just because sex is awesome doesn't mean it's the only awesome thing out there.

You like it in your title of flash submission.

You're not 'choosing not to do something' until you've had the opportunity and refused it.

I don't want to be a virgin...
but I still am....

So you chose to be yourself and not have sex. If it works for you than nice job. You probably should not concentrate on what other people think of you because of your decision, but also don't judge others based on there decision to masturbate/have sex. Only judge them on whether or not they are complete dicks to you or (other people like you) about your decision to be a virgin.

Why don't you stop eating, drinking and sleeping too.

Cause they're also natural human urges.

Just your crappy way to create self-righteousness and feel above everyone else. Join the vegetarians vegans, religious-fanatics, professional critics, PETA, vocabulary-buffs that use bigger words no one else uses just to "outwit them", expensive shoppers, Hot Topic shoppers, extreme dieters, and all the other stuck-up jerks that HAVE to have something that puts them one level above everyone else. You're no different than any of these people if you think you're better than anyone simply because you didn't shove your penis somewhere. I can't respect someone who does something just to brag about it.

At 2/9/09 12:22 AM, Eggy wrote: Why don't you stop eating, drinking and sleeping too.

You'd die.

Cause they're also natural human urges.

They're more like human necessities than urges.

Says the guy with the sig of a girl bending over.

At 2/8/09 11:47 PM, Kuro wrote: You're not 'choosing not to do something' until you've had the opportunity and refused it.

I did that for a while actually.

Then I chose to, and it was good.

Just because you can control your urges doesn't mean your any fucking special
I can control my urges to but I don't think Im better than anyone else

dude.

you ARE just saying that because you can't get any.

if you ever had pussy, then you'd know how glorious it is, and you'd go back in time to punch yourself in the dick for thinking otherwise.

unless you into dudes or something.