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Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:15 PM Reply

my barber told me this story.

he was in his shop early and was cutting someones hair. a white lady was sitting in the waiting area by herself. then comes in a white guy. my barber kinda watched as the white guy just sat down in a chair in the waiting area without saying a word to the white woman that was there. they both sat there for about 20 minutes without saying a word to each other.

That is what we mean by white people are weird.

Any black man that would have come in and saw a black woman sitting there would have spoke and at least said hello, just out of respect. Maybe they would even have started a conversation, but at the least they would have said hello. Any black man would do that.

Why are white people such a strange depressed race?


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:17 PM Reply

dont ask im white and im not even sure why


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:17 PM Reply

We have a dark history.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:18 PM Reply

MAYNE I'SE BE WHITE AND I'SE BE HAVIN DEY RIGHTS TO SLAP YALL FO SAYIN DAT RACIST SHIZNIT!!!!!!

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:19 PM Reply

You get hair cuts?


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:21 PM Reply

Thats called human beings, you skin-deep tard. Sometimes they're sociable and sometimes they aren't.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:22 PM Reply

At 2/7/09 11:21 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Thats called human beings, you skin-deep tard. Sometimes they're sociable and sometimes they aren't.

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:24 PM Reply

maybe they extend to cultures that hate each other

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:24 PM Reply

This is quite possibly the stupi- well no.

But are you serious? Maybe they just didn't want to talk to anyone. I mean God forbid someone fails to strike up a conversation without their skin color being brought into play!

And how do you "know" black people would start talking? What if they...oh I don't know, just didn't feel the urge to talk?

You suck. With teeth.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:25 PM Reply

It's not so much that white people are weird...

It's just that black people are cooler.

In every possible aspect, but especially in social situations.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:25 PM Reply

Maybe we're some kind of combustible element... which has nothing to do with fire.

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:27 PM Reply

i dont understand why a lot of us dont talk during meals. we talk before and after, but its like actual meal time is sacred...


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:28 PM Reply

This thread is quite racist. All white people are friendly.

Why are white people so weird?


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:28 PM Reply

Why would you bother talking to someone in a waiting room.

As a white person I didn't even know it was possible. You would also probably sound like a stalker or something if you tried.

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:28 PM Reply

At 2/7/09 11:22 PM, Koriigahn wrote: /end

That doesn't make sense.

To OP, I wouldn't know why they're weird. I know some white people, but they don't act weird to me.

Mabey they just don't act sociable around any other races.

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:29 PM Reply

I've seen the same thing happen before. Where I live, there's an even amount of Blacks and Latinos and I've seen a black guy say wassup and vice versa but I've never seen a white person say hi or anything to talk to anyone.

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:32 PM Reply

At 2/7/09 11:15 PM, PlzBuryMyCraps wrote: Why are white people such a strange depressed race?

I completely agree; a single incident where two white people didn't talk makes the whole race weird. We are aren't we???

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:34 PM Reply

I was listening to the infinite wisdom of the comedian Bill Burr. He basically used this example to prove a point:

3 black guys(who dont know each other). 1 white guy.
W: Hey you N*****! (To only ONE black guy)
B: MURDER

3 white guys (who dont know each other). 1 black guy.
B: Hey cracker!
W: Uh...hey.

White people are very self minded and individual. Black people are very closely related, and bond well together.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:34 PM Reply

Generalizing is the stupidest thing a human being can do. Assuming that all white people across the world always behave as an old lady does is insanely stupid.

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:35 PM Reply

Because it's hard to speak to a complete stranger.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:36 PM Reply

Ehhhm. I don't know. We're like the mixing pot for bizarre behavior and stuff. I mean, hell, we're partly responsible for furries, so I know where you're coming from.

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:38 PM Reply

At 2/7/09 11:34 PM, TheWolfe wrote: 3 white guys (who dont know each other). 1 black guy.
B: Hey cracker!
W: Uh...hey.

White people are very self minded and individual. Black people are very closely related, and bond well together.

If it were a white woman it would be different.

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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:39 PM Reply

At 2/7/09 11:28 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Why would you bother talking to someone in a waiting room.

As a white person I didn't even know it was possible. You would also probably sound like a stalker or something if you tried.

Probably this. Just starting to talk to strangers (especially girls) makes you a stalker.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:40 PM Reply

At 2/7/09 11:34 PM, TheWolfe wrote: White people are very self minded and individual. Black people are very closely related, and bond well together.

Crime never pays, heroes are handsome,
Pretty children are popular, ugly children cynical
Mothers never work, single women always do
Politics doesn't exist, automobiles screech when they come to a stop
All problems are solved in slightly less than half an hour


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:42 PM Reply

At 2/7/09 11:40 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Crime never pays, heroes are handsome,
Pretty children are popular, ugly children cynical
Mothers never work, single women always do
Politics doesn't exist, automobiles screech when they come to a stop
All problems are solved in slightly less than half an hour

I was making a general statement, geez! You know that Burr's situation was true.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:42 PM Reply

Better question, why does the OP think that two people are represenative of an entire race?

Forgot everything else, thats senseless even by sheer mathematical princlples.
How come you didnt say anything? if black people are such a social race, how come you didn't act friendly?


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 7th, 2009 @ 11:59 PM Reply

I do the same thing when I'm waiting for a hair cut and there is someone else sitting in the waiting area.
I don't care who they are, what they do, why they're there, I want to get my hair cut and be on my way.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 8th, 2009 @ 12:05 AM Reply

At 2/7/09 11:42 PM, TheWolfe wrote: I was making a general statement, geez! You know that Burr's situation was true.

Maybe. I've never spoken with anyone who wasn't white.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 8th, 2009 @ 12:10 AM Reply

At 2/7/09 11:15 PM, PlzBuryMyCraps wrote: Why are white people such a strange depressed race?

Because we don't have black slaves anymore, it depresses us.


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Response to Why are white people so weird? Feb. 8th, 2009 @ 12:12 AM Reply

Because we have no hops and small cocks.


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