Staying sober.

[Sheizenhammer]

That 'What are you drinking tonight' thread got me thinking about how most of my friends are probably out getting drunk right now. And it led to my sleep-deprived mind randomly generating these questions:

How long can you go for without getting drunk, stoned, high, or laid?
If you couldn't do any of those (ever), what, if anything, would you do instead?

Me? Well, I know you've no reason to believe this, but I don't bother with any of them. I never saw the fun, or the point, in chasing after anything like that. I find my uni work to be entertaining enough.

[NEVR]

At 2/6/09 11:29 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: How long can you go for without getting drunk, stoned, high, or laid?

Drunk: as long as I want.

Stoned: as long as I want.

High: Pretty much the same as stoned.

Laid: Women like me too much.

[Sheizenhammer]

At 2/6/09 11:31 PM, NEVR wrote:

Laid: Women like me too much.

*looks at profile*

Hehe. So I see :P

[RedDreadSky]

As far as drugs and stuff, I can pretty much stay clean for any amount of time. Though I only do that stuff on occasion anyway.

I could probably go for a while without sex, but unlike drugs, there's not really a point for me to purposely not have sex.

[Proottalfain]

Drunk: as long as I want.
Stoned: as long as I want.
Sex: I unfortunately do not have control over that. (read: still virgin)

[KAG8893]

i hate drugs. i have never done drugs, and honestly dont plan to. sex would be nice though.

[MultiCanimefan]

At 2/6/09 11:29 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

How long can you go for without getting drunk,

Never been drunk, nor do I plan on it.

stoned,

See above.

high,

See above.

or laid?

Still a virgin, and I plan to keep it that way.

If you couldn't do any of those (ever), what, if anything, would you do instead?

I'd do everything I do now.

[Proottalfain]

At 2/7/09 01:16 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/6/09 11:29 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

How long can you go for without getting drunk,

Never been drunk, nor do I plan on it.

stoned,

See above.

high,

See above.

or laid?

Still a virgin, and I plan to keep it that way.

If you couldn't do any of those (ever), what, if anything, would you do instead?

I'd do everything I do now.

You're 18 and never got drunk!!! Not even "slightly inebriated"? I'm not saying you're missing something, but it's kinda rare!

[MultiCanimefan]

At 2/7/09 01:18 AM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:16 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/6/09 11:29 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

You're 18 and never got drunk!!! Not even "slightly inebriated"? I'm not saying you're missing something, but it's kinda rare!

Lol, yeah I get that a lot.

[Krbyfan1]

If you couldn't do any of those (ever), what, if anything, would you do instead?

I'd do everything I do now.

You're 18 and never got drunk!!! Not even "slightly inebriated"? I'm not saying you're missing something, but it's kinda rare!

Well go ahead and chalk another up on the board kid. It's not really shocking at all.

At 2/7/09 01:18 AM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:16 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

or laid?

Still a virgin, and I plan to keep it that way.

...yeah.

[MultiCanimefan]

At 2/7/09 01:21 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:18 AM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:16 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

or laid?

Still a virgin, and I plan to keep it that way.

...yeah.

What's the ellipses(sp) for!?

[Proottalfain]

At 2/7/09 01:21 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

If you couldn't do any of those (ever), what, if anything, would you do instead?

I'd do everything I do now.

You're 18 and never got drunk!!! Not even "slightly inebriated"? I'm not saying you're missing something, but it's kinda rare!

Well go ahead and chalk another up on the board kid. It's not really shocking at all.

What, you mean you too? Ah I forgot you guys aren't canadians... Well it's not THAT rare, but over here when we're like 15 our family offers us drinks at christmas parties. They go like "You're not a kid anymore, you can drink champagne!"

[Krbyfan1]

At 2/7/09 01:23 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:21 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:16 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Still a virgin, and I plan to keep it that way.

...yeah.

What's the ellipses(sp) for!?

You're about to find out in 3...
2...
1...

*Knock knock*

[Sensationalism]

Drunk: I could go forever
Stoned, high: Could go for as long as I want
Laid: I suppose I could be celibate if I wanted.

If you couldn't do any of those (ever), what, if anything, would you do instead?

Kill myself, lol. Or just masturbate a lot I guess.

You've never done any of those?! Not even the last one?? Wow...

[MultiCanimefan]

At 2/7/09 01:24 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:23 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:21 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:16 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Still a virgin, and I plan to keep it that way.

...yeah.

What's the ellipses(sp) for!?

You're about to find out in 3...
2...
1...

*Knock knock*

Who's there?

[Proottalfain]

At 2/7/09 01:27 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:24 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: You're about to find out in 3...
2...
1...

*Knock knock*

Who's there?

It's me, Krbyfan1, I've stolen Proottalfain's account!

[Krbyfan1]

At 2/7/09 01:27 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:24 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: *Knock knock*

Who's there?

*Busts door open*

I want you inside me!

[MultiCanimefan]

At 2/7/09 01:29 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:27 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:24 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: *Knock knock*

Who's there?

*Busts door open*

I want you inside me!

The person you're looking for is over there, *points*.

I've just helped the enemy...good God...why?

[WATCHurFLAG]

At 2/6/09 11:31 PM, NEVR wrote: Laid: Women like me too much.

Da Dun, Da Dun. Dude looks like a lady!

[CastleVaniac]

I can go as long as I want without getting drunk. However, my parents have busted me with weed (and some other drugs), so I've been urine tested weekly by them for over a month now, and I'm finding it pretty tough. I've been grounded as well , so I can't hang out with my friends out of the house, which is just making matters worse! I'm still a virgin.

[GODISNOWHERE]

The longest I have ever gone?

Drunk: 13 years
Stoned: 14 years 6 months and 9 days and still counting
Laid: 14 years and around 2 months.

[Krbyfan1]

At 2/7/09 01:47 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:29 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

The person you're looking for is over there, *points*.

I've just helped the enemy...good God...why?

Well sorry about that. I guess I GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT?

[NeverHundred]

pfft, I play D&D... it's one of the only things I'm addicted to. Hell, when I'm not writing up a campiegn or playing one I sometyimes roll up random character sheets... just in case someone wants to run a game. Drugs, I've been there. As for sex... do I have to answer that? I think we can all conclude that I'll be a virgin until I finally give up and commit suicide a decade from now.

[MultiCanimefan]

At 2/7/09 01:54 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:47 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:29 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

The person you're looking for is over there, *points*.

I've just helped the enemy...good God...why?

Well sorry about that. I guess I GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT?

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

[Krbyfan1]

At 2/7/09 01:58 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:54 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:47 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:29 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

The person you're looking for is over there, *points*.

I've just helped the enemy...good God...why?

Well sorry about that. I guess I GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT?

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

And this right here kids is why we do not partake in these vices.

I would like to thank MultiC for his paticipation in this topic. C'mon up here buddy and take a bow!

[MultiCanimefan]

At 2/7/09 02:00 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:58 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:54 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:47 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/7/09 01:29 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

And this right here kids is why we do not partake in these vices.

Exactly.

I would like to thank MultiC for his paticipation in this topic. C'mon up here buddy and take a bow!

Anytime Krbyfan, anytime.

There's still the Rig photoshop score that hasn't been settled...

Ahem, now wave to the crowd and pretend to acknowledge the applause.

[Rallard]

Drunk: about a week, give or take.
Stoned: a few months if needed.
High (on other substances?): a few months?
Laid: My entire life? :\

[Sensationalism]

At 2/7/09 01:49 AM, CastleVaniac wrote: I can go as long as I want without getting drunk. However, my parents have busted me with weed (and some other drugs), so I've been urine tested weekly by them for over a month now, and I'm finding it pretty tough.

Weekly??! Your parents are fucking crazy. How long do they plan on continuing to do that?

[Sheizenhammer]

At 2/7/09 01:26 AM, Sensationalism wrote: You've never done any of those?! Not even the last one?? Wow...

Nope. So far, I'm the only 21-year-old, that I know of, who can say that both honestly and openly.

There's bound to be others, but I've never heard anyone else admit it in real life. Everyone around here's so damn scared about not looking like they're pursuing the stereotypical student way of life, it's ridiculous what some of them will claim.

I suppose that's one thing the internet's good for; getting people to be honest about themselves.

[JKMonkey]

Drunk: I never get drunk really, though i do drink beer, so a long time

Stoned/High: Dont do drugs so a long time

Having Sex: a week, lol