Why I never understand girls...

[14hourlunchbreak]

Here is what I never get about girls:

Young Woman try to look older and more sophisticated
Older Woman try to look young and hip

there are so many mysteries about the female mind that have yet to be solved...

[Proottalfain]

This system works like the NG voting system. When they are 4.33 and think they should be 2, they vote 0. When they are 1.89 and they think they should be 3, they vote 5.

[/paradigm]

[Sensationalism]

I never tried to look older. I was happy with being eternally 8 years old.

[Tomsan]

At 2/6/09 07:14 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: Here is what I never get about girls:

Young Woman try to look older and more sophisticated
Older Woman try to look young and hip

there are so many mysteries about the female mind that have yet to be solved...

so maybe middle age women are content with themselves? middle age being around 25 I guess.

case closed

[14hourlunchbreak]

At 2/6/09 07:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I never tried to look older. I was happy with being eternally 8 years old.

It says in your profile that you're a male...

[YahooAnswers]

Are you saying when you were a kid you never wanted to be one of those cool older people?

[JadeTheAssassin]

At 2/6/09 07:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I never tried to look older. I was happy with being eternally 8 years old.

i never tried, either. I just did. :(

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 2/6/09 07:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I never tried to look older. I was happy with being eternally 8 years old.

Looking and feeling are two different things.

[Permanent]

Also younger females want older men, older ones want younger men, at least the ones I know anyway.

I'm assuming that most 20-something men are getting major poon.

[Elios]

28, dude.

Every women in the world secretly wants to be/stay 28. They're not old, they're not a kid, they can have kids, get wasted, drive, and still have strong hip bones.

[Patcoola]

At 2/6/09 07:14 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: Here is what I never get about girls:
Young Woman try to look older and more sophisticated
Older Woman try to look young and hip

young girls want to get older men
older woman wants to get younger man

[Proottalfain]

At 2/6/09 07:19 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote:

At 2/6/09 07:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I never tried to look older. I was happy with being eternally 8 years old.

It says in your profile that you're a male...

There was no option for "shemale", so he/she had to make a choice. Now stop talking about it because he/she is kinda complexed about his/her mental disorder. But I don't care I still like him/her.

[NeverHundred]

The girls are just trying to confuse you, there main objective is to steal you're vital ortgans so they can make a profit on the black market. Haven't you been warned of this yet?

[RubberTrucky]

I think we need a desired age equation (as a function of actual age). We can take averages over populations and then determine which other variables we can include.

[Mystery-Moon-Pie]

See, your just blowing it out of proportion. Younger women do not try to look older, wherever you heard that from is silly, and your gullible. Unless they are in a play or are some kind of freaks. Older women try to look younger, because no one likes wrinkles.

[Zombified]

It's because they realise how stupid it is to try and act older, so then they try and gain their youth back.

[Haoie]

Can't there be a happy medium of ages?

[Proottalfain]

At 2/6/09 07:37 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie wrote: See, your just blowing it out of proportion. Younger women do not try to look older, wherever you heard that from is silly, and your gullible. Unless they are in a play or are some kind of freaks. Older women try to look younger, because no one likes wrinkles.

Nobody likes wrinkles, huh?

[14hourlunchbreak]

At 2/6/09 07:37 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie wrote: See, your just blowing it out of proportion. Younger women do not try to look older, wherever you heard that from is silly, and your gullible. Unless they are in a play or are some kind of freaks. Older women try to look younger, because no one likes wrinkles.

You've never seen a child with makeup and jewelry on? Or slightly older girls trying to get into bars or pubs by looking older?

[Toukeman]

At 2/6/09 07:23 PM, Elios wrote: 28, dude.

I thought it was 29. Most older women I know say that they try to aim to be like they were at 29 in either weight or looks. My mother keeps saying that she is 29, even though we know that she is now over 40.

[NeverHundred]

At 2/6/09 07:39 PM, Haoie wrote: Can't there be a happy medium of ages?

Can't it be that we all stop aging at like twenty-five. I mean seriously who wants to get old and senile. I mean even guys, what do we have to look forward to? balding, getting fat, our bodies running down.

Than agian no drinking until twenty-one, can't drive until your sixteen, no one takes a kid seriously. I think wanting to be at an age were people take you seriously but you still have a relatively strong and vital body is something that everyone would like.

[Mystery-Moon-Pie]

I'm not even gonna dare click on that link, because I have a feeling it leads to porn.

And I am pretty sure older girls try do not try to get into a bar by looking OLDER. Thats just stupid.
And girls don't wear make-up and jewelry to look older stupid, they wear it to look prettier. Ever seen Oprah without makeup and jewelry? Me neither, but I've been told she looks like a monster.

Make up just makes girls look prettier.

[Achilles2]

All you need to know about women is that "Yes" means "No", "No" means "Yes", and "Nothing" means "Something".

Except in the following cases:
Rape
Dating
Marriage

[14hourlunchbreak]

At 2/6/09 07:48 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie wrote: I'm not even gonna dare click on that link, because I have a feeling it leads to porn.

Ever seen Oprah without makeup and jewelry? Me neither, but I've been told she looks like a monster.

It leads to a topic on the BBS. I clicked on it. :3

Also, Oprah is not a young woman. She is ancient.

[Proottalfain]

At 2/6/09 07:50 PM, Achilles2 wrote: All you need to know about women is that "Yes" means "No", "No" means "Yes", and "Nothing" means "Something".

Except in the following cases:
Rape
Dating
Marriage

I strongly advise that everyone carries a translator while talking to girls.

[Sensationalism]

At 2/6/09 07:20 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 2/6/09 07:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I never tried to look older. I was happy with being eternally 8 years old.

i never tried, either. I just did. :(

Better than people thinking your the youngest in your family when you're actually the oldest.Being treated like a kid by complete strangers isn't fun.

At 2/6/09 07:26 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 2/6/09 07:19 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote:

At 2/6/09 07:16 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I never tried to look older. I was happy with being eternally 8 years old.

It says in your profile that you're a male...

There was no option for "shemale", so he/she had to make a choice. Now stop talking about it because he/she is kinda complexed about his/her mental disorder. But I don't care I still like him/her.

I've actually had both options (male and female), just obviously not at the same time. Haha, thanks Proott.

[TacticalShoe]

I asked a few girls I know that same question an they didn't know the answer.

We're all fucked.

[Sensationalism]

At 2/6/09 08:52 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: I asked a few girls I know that same question an they didn't know the answer.

We're all fucked.

Liar! Girls would never talk to you.

[TacticalShoe]

At 2/6/09 09:57 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 2/6/09 08:52 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: I asked a few girls I know that same question an they didn't know the answer.

We're all fucked.

Liar! Girls would never talk to you.

Well, thanks for telling everyone.