Politeness is Ruining the UK

[Ejit]

In my honest and somewhat important opinion politeness is ruining the United Kingdom of England. Now you can't hit people in public because he/she(these are genders) was saying something annoying because you can go TO fucking jail! It makes no sense why we even have this shit.

[Lost-Chances]

We want equality, yet we don't. It's weird as hell.

[Fim]

I make it my business to be as rude and unpolite to every person I meet.

[blackbetty86]

Pfft, you need to fill a formal form in order to fight in a lawfully righteous duel with the person in conflict.

[Twinsabre]

Polite? Try living in the North East. It's a fucking jungle up here.

[Preternatural]

Hurr, parody thread.

Also, it affects the whole world IMO.

[ChocEliteBar]

I've played with British people on Xbox Live, and they're all trash talking n shit but they suck dick some of the time. Then there's the women, and the younger children playing World At War. The younger they are, the more aggressive they can be. I frown upon this.

At 2/6/09 11:08 AM, Fim wrote: I make it my business to be as rude and unpolite to every person I meet.

I'll give you $50 to shove your foot up my brother's ass.

Money well invested.

[Lucy]

Queing is awesome.

[Wraith2000]

I think the fact you can't beat the shit out of someone for breaking into your house takes the cake.

[blamninja1]

I'm sure it can't be all that bad; after all, you guys have Katie Price.

[Ejit]

At 2/6/09 11:36 AM, blamninja1 wrote: I'm sure it can't be all that bad; after all, you guys have Katie Price.

*Asda Price

[SeaBoundRhino]

It's the same in Ireland! It's so annoying! I got a fine forjust taking a crap in the street! Politeness is taking over our lives!

Parody thread lulz

[greenfaerie4]

Yeah I'm with you, fuck politeness! Its fucking overated anyways.

[blamninja1]

At 2/6/09 11:36 AM, Ejit wrote:

At 2/6/09 11:36 AM, blamninja1 wrote: I'm sure it can't be all that bad; after all, you guys have Katie Price.

*Asda Price

Supermarkets must be much more popular than supermodels, I suppose.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

While I consider you as my equal, I must regretfully inform you that I disagree with your opinion.

[flashplayer5]

At 2/6/09 11:05 AM, Ejit wrote: United Kingdom of England.

Get out.

[Ejit]

At 2/6/09 12:07 PM, flashplayer5 wrote:

At 2/6/09 11:05 AM, Ejit wrote: United Kingdom of England.

Get out.

Are you criticising the United Kingdom you Scottish prick?

At 2/6/09 12:03 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: While I consider you as my equal, I must regretfully inform you that I disagree with your opinion.

of course, meant nothin by it

[SeaBoundRhino]

At 2/6/09 12:29 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 2/6/09 12:07 PM, flashplayer5 wrote:

At 2/6/09 11:05 AM, Ejit wrote: United Kingdom of England.

Get out.

Are you criticising the United Kingdom you Scottish prick?

No, no he isn't. It's the United Kingdom not the United Kingdom of England.

I'm surprised I didn't see that

[RubberTrucky]

Ugh, we had a show cancelled cause it showed how you could punch a guy the way Hitler liked to .
I think that was a new low.

Also, apparently if you're a man and a girl kicks you in the groin and you punch her back, you can pay for being an impolite asshole.

Yeah, I agree, though pacifism is important and asshollery is bad, these days 'impoliteness' is just a weapon used by minorities to shut other people up. Politeness goes too far.

Parodied threads require parodied replies.

[EviLDoG]

Thread to be read in conjunction with this link

"More British passengers died on the Titanic because they queued politely for lifeboats, researchers believe."

[Britkid]

Also, if someone irritates you, you can no longer draw your cutlass and challenge him to a duel.

Seriously.

[MickTheChampion]

At 2/6/09 11:05 AM, Ejit wrote: United Kingdom of England.

Idiot.

[HandsomePete]

... I don't know if you you were unaware of this, but England is kinda stereotypically polite. But ya know, subliminally dicks.

"Excuse me, mr. African man, but I daresay that you'd rather enjoy a good toil in that diamond mine. Yes yes, quite quite."

[Lagamuffin]

Go live in a rough area.

WHERE'S THE POLITENESS NOW EH?

[Powergames]

At 2/6/09 11:05 AM, Ejit wrote: United Kingdom of England.

united kingdon of great britain and northern ireland :-P

[DrM]

At 2/6/09 12:52 PM, HandsomePete wrote: ... I don't know if you you were unaware of this, but England is kinda stereotypically polite. But ya know, subliminally dicks.

"Excuse me, mr. African man, but I daresay that you'd rather enjoy a good toil in that diamond mine. Yes yes, quite quite."

Whereas you Americans are just dicks.

"Exscuse me mr African Man, but I do be thinkin you'd best be gettin on to that there plantation. Sheeeeeet boy! Skaweeeeeeell like a piggy!"

[yurgenburgen]

I don't expect people to trip over themselves with being polite to me and others, but there's nothing wrong with basic manners. They don't cost anything, there's no excuses for not using please and thank you.

[HandsomePete]

At 2/6/09 04:01 PM, DrM wrote:

At 2/6/09 12:52 PM, HandsomePete wrote: ... I don't know if you you were unaware of this, but England is kinda stereotypically polite. But ya know, subliminally dicks.

"Excuse me, mr. African man, but I daresay that you'd rather enjoy a good toil in that diamond mine. Yes yes, quite quite."

Whereas you Americans are just dicks.

"Exscuse me mr African Man, but I do be thinkin you'd best be gettin on to that there plantation. Sheeeeeet boy! Skaweeeeeeell like a piggy!"

True, but the point I was making was the sheer irony of complaining that a country who is known for being polite saying that politeness is ruining a country, right on its re-rise after the ol Empire fell.

And yes, I think America is the new empire of the world.

[Sensationalism]

There's anarchy there.

No, I could not be more lame.

[sirbobsalot2]

At 2/6/09 12:48 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 2/6/09 11:05 AM, Ejit wrote: United Kingdom of England.

Idiot.

Agreed