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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 21:13:54

Threaten to post the pictures you have of her on the internet. (bluff...)
If that doesn't work, just own up to it.


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 21:29:08

um delete it hmmm then just look at it in the internet dont save picture or anything

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 21:35:17

At 2/5/09 07:36 PM, PadreBueno wrote:
At 2/5/09 06:56 PM, Podburrys wrote: Realise porn is a natural thing for males and not give a shit?
I agree with Podburrys, but Podburrys, man you really get around the BBS don't you!

I agree with you agreeing with Podburrys, man you notice people really getting around the BBS, don't you!


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 21:35:55

I keep my Porn collection in a folder in "Program Files" I then made a folder called, "Pandemic Games inc." so it looks like a game company, (Yes Pandemic is a real company, that's why i used it), then put the folders, SETUP, ANIMS, and READ-ME. Inside all 3 i placed 5 different folders, In the read-me, a few .bat files and a few .txt files.

in one of them i put a few more folders in, and in one of those folders, i have another folder, and alas, my porn collection.

I would suggest sacrificing all that material and deleting it- that is, if it would take too long to place on a USB, or you haven't actually got a USB. then replace it with lots of LOLcats, or other funny pictures. maybe from ED or something. If anything, place some Flash files in there, so it just looks like storage space. If she does, and goes to show your mum or dad the folder, it would be nothing but some work and pictures.

then you can beat the shit out of her
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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 21:38:36

And this is why i don't want any noisy ass sisters!
Oh, and hide the porn in a folder in the location of the files for a game that noone in your family plays.

better then the My Games folder. Thats where mine is.....

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 21:38:46

what the fuck

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 21:53:34

Delete everything before she tells. Also realize there is no reason to even save porn on your computer.

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 21:54:35

Just get rid of all the porn and then deny having it.


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 21:54:56

Just delete it.


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 21:58:32

i hide all my porn in system 32

best way to do it.

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 22:01:24

At 2/5/09 06:55 PM, Playerthy2nd wrote: After I let my sister on the computer, she said to me "All the New Folders in the world can't save you now.".

I knew what she meant. She discovered my porn collection. She's threatening to tell my mom. If she does I'll be in deep shit. What should I do Newgrounds?

Also, cocks.

Is she older than you? And also, how old are you? That really matters for me to respond!


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 22:01:37

Tell your mom that your dad put it there.


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 22:09:26

At 2/5/09 09:38 PM, rikusama wrote: what the fuck

Welcome to Newgrounds


"Humans,who are unique in their ability to learn from others, are also unique in their disinclination to do so"
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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 22:15:06

What's so hard about not saving porn to your computer and just searching for it online again afterwards? It's not like the website is going to disappear.

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 22:19:55

Name the folder "John's porn" or whatever your name is, then when your sister shows your mom she'll think it's a lie since it is too obvious... But if she does look insie and find some gay whipping bloody porn then your screwed


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 22:21:00

At 2/5/09 09:35 PM, SupraAddict wrote: I agree with you agreeing with Podburrys, man you notice people really getting around the BBS, don't you!

silly fucker

I concur. I agree with you agreeing with Padre agreeing with me; man, you notice people who notice people getting around the BBS, don't you? :D

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 22:22:37

Delete your sister and threaten your porn.

Wait a sec...

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 22:27:13

throw the shit on a usb, cd, dvd, or a floppy. and hide them in easy to find places so nobody would expect to check in a breadbox or fridge for porn. print out some lesbian porn and hide it under your sisters bed and rat her out first

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 22:31:30

At 2/5/09 07:05 PM, hippolordhom wrote: depends on the size of your "collection" if you have removable memory laying around big enough to handle it, transfer the files and delete all evidence. make a fake folder and says "porn" and fill it with random images. that way you could leverage that the folder she saw was a joke.

This is your best bet.

After this don't let your sister get away with shit. Dildos, new boyfriend parents don't know about, everything is fair game.

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 23:49:41

You don't give a fuck, just make sure you back up your files so that when your douche bag parents delete that shit you will already have another copy handy.

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-05 23:51:38

Bribe your mom with the porn movies with her in it.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-06 00:18:32

put it in your fat32 folder, and righ click it, go to properties and make it a hidden folder. or delete it, or put it on a thumb drive, then delete it.


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-06 00:22:55

At 2/5/09 06:57 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Kill your sister.
Only solution.

Hear Hear!


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-06 00:24:39

At 2/6/09 12:18 AM, KAG8893 wrote: put it in your fat32 folder, and righ click it, go to properties and make it a hidden folder. or delete it, or put it on a thumb drive, then delete it.

sorry for the douyble post, but you have to log on with a different user than the one who hid it. and if you dont have XP i cant help you.


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-06 00:29:04

5 bucks he isn't going to even remember he made this topic by tomorrow..

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-06 00:52:04

At 2/6/09 12:29 AM, x-factor11 wrote: 5 bucks he isn't going to even remember he made this topic by tomorrow..

I'll raise you another five.


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-06 00:55:55

Why do people save porn onto their computer if you live at home? Not only that but you share your computer with your siblings? This shit was bound to happen.


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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-06 01:54:47

You keep porn saved on your computer? Why would you do that? Get rid of it after you use it. If you want it back, than you know where it will be right? Or just keep it in the recycle bin of your computer and rename it something similar to other things that could be found in there.

But still, my family would never check for that no matter how suspicious, but I still wouldn't dare save it Even if I would get rid of the evidence.

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-06 02:30:25

Back it all up to disk and delete it off your computer?

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Response to Fuck. 2009-02-06 03:51:33

At 2/6/09 02:30 AM, Velcro wrote: Back it all up to disk and delete it off your computer?

fuck yeah.


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