Stupid kids can't run.

[Elios]

Ok, here's the setup; Behind my house there is a playground and a parking lot for the Catholic school. I was walking home from the Rite-Aid at the top of my street, and i saw three kids playing on the snow banks by the playground fences. I'm guessing they were about 8, maybe 9ish.

Now, one of the boys walks about 20 feet away from the snow bank, and does a "arms behind him like he's flying like Goku from DBZ" run and jumps head first into the snow. Suddenly i hear a loud "DUMmmmmmmm", and he hit his head on the basketball hoop pole that was buried in the snow.

I tried not to laugh, but i couldn't help it. And then the two other kids started laughing, until the kid pulled his head out of the snow bank, and he was covered with blood. I walked over to the kid, and he was crying like a little girl. It wasn't a bad cut, but this kid was obviously in pain. So i told his other friend to go get his mom, which lived down the street.

The other kid starts running, and gets about 30 feet before he trips and falls, slides a little bit, and tears his coat in half. Not just a little tear, this kid tore it half. He got up and looked like he was wearing two sleeves and a skirt around his legs. So he proceeds to cry, and continues running.

So i'm sitting there with one kid bleeding, and a little girl who keeps throwing snow at me. The other kid shows up with the kids mom, and she's screaming like a bat out of hell. Without a "thanks for not letting my kid die", she scoops him up and walks away.

Now, here's the best part. The little girl goes over one of snow mounds, and i see a little blue plastic sled. She jumps on top of it, slips, does a back flip, and the sled shot out and nailed the half-coat boy in the side of the head as he was running to catch up with the other kids mom.

Seriously, wtf?

"It's too long Elios, i did not read it"

Stupid kids fall, i laugh.

[Boss]

lol i think if they were influenced to run wrong nowadays it would be from naruto not DBZ lol.

[Devin]

HAHAHHAHAHA, idiots...

[SeaBoundRhino]

I suggest we make 'Watching stupid kids fall' a new sport.

[FreeStrife]

Seriously...
9 year olds + girls = problems.

[Chase1336]

wow hilarious

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

Children can be very funny sometimes, especially when they perform their little antics.

By the way, I imagined the kid running more like Sonic than like Goku.

[Mystery-Moon-Pie]

Elios, you made my day with that story.

[Elios]

At 2/5/09 04:28 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: By the way, I imagined the kid running more like Sonic

I suppose that would be right. Like, Dreamcast sonic, not classic Sega Sonic.

Either way, head first.

[Shakyjake]

At 2/5/09 04:30 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie wrote: Elios, you made my day with that story.

Seconded, that really made me chuckle...
=)

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

At 2/5/09 04:31 PM, Elios wrote: I suppose that would be right. Like, Dreamcast sonic, not classic Sega Sonic.

Either way, head first.

Exactly

By the way, I wonder whether or not the mother thinks you were the cause of her son's injuries.

[The-Great-One]

At 2/5/09 04:20 PM, Elios wrote: Without a "thanks for not letting my kid die", she scoops him up and walks away.

Think about it. Mom sees kid bleeding and you didn't take into consideration what the friend told the stupid kid's mom.

[Elios]

At 2/5/09 04:37 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: By the way, I wonder whether or not the mother thinks you were the cause of her son's injuries.

I doubt it. He JUMPED into a snow bank. If i threw this kid into it, it would be a different story.

A better story me thinks.

[The-Omnipresence]

Where the hell do live where crazy shit like that happens?

Or do you have some weird aura of bad luck around you that fucked those three kids up?

[PinballWizard976]

Hahaha. I always love your stories, Elios...

Makes my whole day. ;)

[Kuzzeddie]

At 2/5/09 04:27 PM, Eggys wrote: Man, kids are pathetic. They can't even play outside correctly.

So you admit that you were the same when you were a kid? I mean come on, they're kids evolving to become men/women, stop yer bitching about such mathers.

And i hope it will not occur that once you get kids yourself and you tell your kid once he makes a mistake: omg ur pathetic.

With disgracefull greetings from Big Ed aka kuzzeddie.

[Elios]

At 2/5/09 04:42 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: Where the hell do live where crazy shit like that happens?

I live in Buffalo, New York. i suppose i'm at the right place at the right time when stupid people do stuff.

Or do you have some weird aura of bad luck around you that fucked those three kids up?

That

Would be awesome.

Ya' know, i'm tempted to make a "Storytime with Elios" thread, because i do have quite a few stories that i could share with you people.

[Dogmeat]

That is quiet entertaining I must admit, I wish I was there with you to uber-flip out at the mother.

I'd be all like "Fine then you stupid bitch, the next time someone sees your kid smack his face off of something and splits his face wide open, I hope they just point and laugh, and you'll be totally oblivious as to your child's death because you're too shitty of a parent to keep an eye on your own child. Fucking slut, if you can't take care of 'em, don't make 'em, and when someone helps the child you obviously don't give two shits about you better atleast say thank you for making up for my incompetency as a parent. Fuck, woman."

[BlazingIce]

So Elios, do you think these kids were stupid or just klutz?

Also, I just found out that you live in my Dads area. Lol.

[Permanent]

Kids are always a good source for free entertainment.

and pain,misery,anguish,regret, etc...

[sirbobsalot2]

At 2/5/09 04:34 PM, Shakyjake wrote:

At 2/5/09 04:30 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie wrote: Elios, you made my day with that story.

Seconded, that really made me chuckle...
=)

This also made me laugh, it was pure awesomeness.

[emo-penguin]

At 2/5/09 04:47 PM, Kuzzeddie wrote: So you admit that you were the same when you were a kid? I mean come on, they're kids evolving to become men/women

I think you mean growing

[TehSchnitzel]

A truly commendable piece of failing

[speakerlight]

If you ran in snow id think you'd slip

[The-One-Banana]

At 2/5/09 04:20 PM, Elios wrote:

:Without a "thanks for not letting my kid die", she scoops him up and walks away.

You know, it's great that you helped someone in need, but it's absolutely despicable that, despite your concern, she didn't even acknowledge your presence.

[Kuzzeddie]

At 2/5/09 05:03 PM, Eggys wrote:

At 2/5/09 04:47 PM, Kuzzeddie wrote:

At 2/5/09 04:27 PM, Eggys wrote:

First off, way to go and assume I'm having kids. I never wanted kids. As for you I couldn't give less of a shit. But I assure you if I did have kids and they started doing stupid things, yes, I would tell them they're pathetic. It's the truth and you can't hide that anymore. Kids have to know what their right and what their wrong is.

Oh and maybe you should try to learn how to spell before making false assumptions without intelligently reading someone's post. I'm starting to think you could have been one of these retards Elios is talking about.

Oh geez, first of all i have one question: do you feel tough beeing cocky over the net? You should not offend people over the net kid. Second of all, i was not refering to the post, i was refering to you.

Seriously i was not against you i was only making a statement to you to get some respect, i say it again you were a child once in your life also. Plus i've got a spelling disorder so its fricking obvious why i cant really skip between the lines perfectly. You really are a piece of unoriginality trying to correct my spelling, Eggys.

[JaY11]

Lmao hilarious, I wish I would see stuff like that.

[Elios]

lol, hey guys, i saw that kids mom again, she thanked me for helping her son.

I was tempted to say "My pleasure, i love to help stupid children in their time of need." But, i just smiled and said "You're welcome."

[Krbyfan1]

My god...

Just seriously, what are we putting in our food and water supply that's making kids do such stupid shit really?

Also, I loled

[JoeTheToucan]

That's hilarious, I'd have been in tears