Everyone needs to vanish

[DroopyA]

Everybody on the face of the entire planet, except me, needs to vanish... for about a week.

I don't want you dead, I just want you gone. That way you won't talk to me, ask me questions, or tell me to do things. I won't have to go anywhere or do anything. I won't have to hear your idle noise... your breathing, your finger tapping, your bullshit conversations with friends. No cars on the road, no sirens, no horns... no eating noises, no coughing, no sneezing... just me, and dead silence.

I don't care how your day was, I don't care how much you drank last night, and if you tell me the story about the cop and the BBQ one more fucking time I swear I'm going to cut the chunk of brain matter out of your head that allows you to remember that story.

Fuck you and your cat. Sorry mom, I don't want to eat dinner with you tonight and no, I didn't fill out that TPS report. Man... what a fucking world that would be. One where I get to do what I want to do... not what I have to do because a bunch of other stupid motherfuckers are always in my way.

I'll sleep in, wake up, sit naked and eat cereal while I play video games and watch movies. I'll go outside when I want, for as long as I want and I'll be able to go wherever I want because I don't have to be anywhere at any time. I'll never be late, I'll never be early... I'll always be where I'm suppose to be because that's wherever the fuck I want to be when I want to be there.

Now, that would be fucking sweet. Now make it happen... and start dissapearing bitches.

[Southbark]

Or better yet, You disappear.

[Tancrisism]

If it makes you feel better, I wasn't intending to ask you anything, or even notice you.

[The-Omnipresence]

Everyone on Earth disappearing is too much work, it would be much much easier just to remove one person, and that person of course would be you.

I don't know where you would go, but you would have that peace you were looking for.

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

Sorry, no.

I'm kidding; I'm not sorry.

Still, no.

[flashplayer5]

Okay. *disappears*

[JKMonkey]

At 2/5/09 03:49 PM, DroopyA wrote: . That way you won't talk to me, ask me questions, or tell me to do things.

i wont talk to you anyway so why would you want me gone?

[evan210]

At 2/5/09 03:53 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: Everyone on Earth disappearing is too much work, it would be much much easier just to remove one person, and that person of course would be you.

I don't know where you would go, but you would have that peace you were looking for.

i agree. how about you go to pluto, so you can be away from everyone else.

and bring shorts and a t-shirt... i heard it's warm there

[DroopyA]

At 2/5/09 03:51 PM, Tancrisism wrote: If it makes you feel better, I wasn't intending to ask you anything, or even notice you.

Doesn't matter... you're still here... making noise and just generally being in my way.

At 2/5/09 03:58 PM, evan210 wrote: i agree. how about you go to pluto, so you can be away from everyone else.

Honestly, I would... if that was realistic. Unforunitly, I'd never survive the journey, the journey itself would take longer then a week, I'd still have to go somewhere (Pluto), there's no power or video games, and I'd die from all the radiation, extreme cold, and lack of oxygen.

But don't think I wouldn't leave this place and all you assholes behind if I could.

Keep in mind, it's just a week. I don't want you gone forever... I just want a vacation.

[Kwing]

If you don't care what we think, why are you posting this?
Better yet, what's the discussion value?

[swaenK]

pack a backpack full of food and walk out into no where for a week. See how it goes.

[Boss]

what's the story about the cop and the BBQ?

[iateamexican]

Why cant everyone who comes within 2 miles of you disappear.
That way you wont have to waste Billions of peoples weeks with your whiny crap, and the only people you'll be able to see will be really small hazy figures on the horizon.

[Damien]

But who will keep you company on the internetz then?

[Dogmeat]

At 2/5/09 03:49 PM, DroopyA wrote: Now, that would be fucking sweet. Now make it happen... and start disappearing bitches.

Yes it would be fucking sweet, can I join you, I hate all those things people do as well, so naturally I'm so quiet I make a mouse sound like a fucking herd of loud instrument playing elephants.

Also fixed your typo for you...

[fuzzum111]

Humm...rather intresting, may I be there with you, but not -with- you persay, on diffrent places etc, we could do what we want for a week and not worry about anything. :D

[PakaPaka]

At 2/5/09 03:49 PM, DroopyA wrote: Everybody on the face of the entire planet, except me, needs to vanish... for about a week.

I sense an introvert.

I act like introverts suck, but I am sort of an introvert too. I guess that makes me a hypocrite too! Wow! Two traits with one stone. LEVEL UP!

[Pink-Ninja]

Funny story involving a cop and a BBQ....

[DroopyA]

At 2/5/09 04:30 PM, flashwarrior wrote: what's the story about the cop and the BBQ?

I can't believe I have to tell this story... >:(

So my friend is at this party... and I guess it's a big one. It's out in the 'boonies' so I guess there's a bonfire and people are cooking out and shit; you know, the usual. Everybody is waisted drunk and it's getting kind of late. Then, out of nowhere, this cop pulls up. So the cop gets out of his car and everybody is kind of worried that the party is over or he's going to start arresting drunks and handing out tickets or what not... but he doesn't. Instead, he walks over to a nearby table, grabs a beer from the cooler, and a BBQ sandwich. He takes a bite of the sandwich, opens the beer, takes a sip, tells everybody to have fun, gets back in his car, and leaves.

Everybody is all like "OMG WTF!!&!%!" but before the cop is out of sight, he stops, and comes back. Now everybody is all >:( . The cop stops, rolls down the window and says "The law requires I do this"... at which point he turns his siren on for a quick second letting out one loud "BLEEP" before being shut back off. The cop smiles, and drives off never to be heard of again.

I hear it every time he gets drunk.

[DroopyA]

At 2/5/09 04:31 PM, iateamexican wrote: Why cant everyone who comes within 2 miles of you disappear.
That way you wont have to waste Billions of peoples weeks with your whiny crap, and the only people you'll be able to see will be really small hazy figures on the horizon.

Because you're still in my fucking way. There will still be people out there driving cars, and clogging up traffic. There's still people going to work and calling my phone, spaming my inbox, or sending me text messages. Besides that, my work is farther then 2 miles... which means it, and everybody that works there is still around and they'll call me asking where I'm at or why I haven't shown up to work yet.

[LiquidRidicule]

That was my dream a few weeks ago. Holy crap.
It was sheer bliss, mang.

You've got the right idea.

[1Tyla1]

cool story bro

Anything of interest here?

[fushioon]

At 2/5/09 04:43 PM, Dog-meat wrote:

At 2/5/09 03:49 PM, DroopyA wrote: Now, that would be fucking sweet. Now make it happen... and start disappearing bitches.

Yes it would be fucking sweet, can I join you, I hate all those things people do as well, so naturally I'm so quiet I make a mouse sound like a fucking herd of loud instrument playing elephants.

Also fixed your typo for you...

But if you join him, then he would be upset at you for not disappearing. Im telling you, this relationship between you and DroopyA will not work out.

[Dromedary]

At 2/5/09 03:49 PM, DroopyA wrote: That way you won't ask me questions

Why would you want that?

[Idiot-Finder]

At 2/5/09 06:53 PM, fushioon wrote:

But if you join him, then he would be upset at you for not disappearing. Im telling you, this relationship between you and DroopyA will not work out.

Don't worry, with some meth and condoms it'll work out

I think...

[shadowslayer1313]

Why the hell should we dissapear for your foolish wants? You aren't superior to us in any way and I feel no need to change myself or vanish for you. If you want your peace and quiet, then gtfo and leave for awhile. I'll see you in 28 days.

[rewindmindE]

i think you should build a space ship an gtfo

[NeverHundred]

At 2/5/09 06:50 PM, DroopyA wrote: a response

If you didn't want to talk to anyone why are you on a forum... and better yet why are you responding to people that you don't want to talk to.

[SaBErT00thedT0Ad]

Make enough money to support yourself for the rest of your life and move somewhere desolite.

[Randominator]

At 2/5/09 03:49 PM, DroopyA wrote: I'll sleep in, wake up, sit naked and eat cereal while I play video games and watch movies. I'll go outside when I want, for as long as I want and I'll be able to go wherever I want because I don't have to be anywhere at any time. I'll never be late, I'll never be early... I'll always be where I'm suppose to be because that's wherever the fuck I want to be when I want to be there.

That's how it is for me at the moment...i'd say it's great but I think I might actually be going mad =\