Oh...my god.

[LivinInTheSunlight]

I can hear my next-door neighbors humping through the wall.

What do I do.

[Elios]

Hump them back.

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

Do they have a bedroom window? If so, fill a bunch of balloons with something disgusting, and then throw them at said window.

[Civilnotice]

Bang on the wall and yell "room for one more?" If they say yes, you're in. If not, they'll still probably keep it down.

[Drake]

At 2/5/09 03:31 PM, Elios wrote: Hump them back.

Reasonable enough.

*hump hump hump*

[Lucy]

Call the police!

[pyromaniac616]

Follow these instructions - http://xkcd.com/316/

[icehulk34]

Honestly just tell them you heard them when they're done. Nothing will scare and worry them more.

[Ramirezoid]

At 2/5/09 03:35 PM, Civilnotice wrote: Bang on the wall and yell "room for one more?" If they say yes, you're in. If not, they'll still probably keep it down.

This is probably the thing a cool person would do right here

[Boomzero]

At 2/5/09 03:35 PM, Civilnotice wrote: Bang on the wall and yell "room for one more?" If they say yes, you're in. If not, they'll still probably keep it down.

Exactly!
Brilliant idea, plus, good news both ways!

[Bryony]

Join in and do a houdini.

[SeaBoundRhino]

Bang on the wall and say 'Don't make me come in there'. It would shut them up and, if they don't stop, gives you permission to make a threesome.

[yurgenburgen]

At our old house, if we sat quietly on an evening we could hear our neighbours doing these ritualistic chants next door. Weird prayers and all sorts of wacky shit. We think they were cultists.

[FatherSuperior]

Blast some sound clips of babies crying into the wall.

[Sensationalism]

Ever watch Sarah Marshall? Compete with them! Like this!

[iateamexican]

Dress up as the Kool Aid guy and smash through the wall.

[RedCoin]

I'd listen and masturbate.

[botbrigade]

Blare a porno at max volume.

[Chase1336]

videotape it of course

[RedCoin]

At 2/5/09 04:17 PM, Chase1336 wrote: videotape it of course

yeah, with your brand new X RAY FUCKING VIDEO CAMERA, YOU FUCKING TIT

[DroopyA]

masterbate... furiously

[BrockManson]

Crank your volume right up and whack on your porn.

If you can't beat em, you may as well beat with em.

[Dogmeat]

Take a drill and drill a big hole through the wall and stick a video camera through. If they complain reply 'If you're going to keep me up with that repulsive racket then I'm atleast going to make money off of it.'

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

Here's another suggestion: Order a bunch of Chinese take-out for them. Make sure you order a lot of food (over $50 worth). The delivery-guy will be banging louder than they are.

At 2/5/09 04:14 PM, iateamexican wrote: Dress up as the Kool Aid guy and smash through the wall.

I seriously laughed...hard.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

Try to join in.