- A microwave that doesn't beep way too loudly for no reason
- An office chair that isn't crooked and doesn't always swivel to one side or the other
- A pair of earbuds that stay in your ears for more than 5 minutes
- Two wires being put into a box and then taken back out without being completely tangled
- Deodorant that lasts through 10 minutes of walking and/or breathing
- A room that is exactly the right temperature
- A teenager posting something intelligent on a forum
A noiseless vacuum cleaner.
I can't stand the fucking noise, which is a shame as dirty floors are not good.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
Or a council worker, or military intelligence.
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At 2/4/09 01:34 AM, poxpower wrote: - A microwave that doesn't beep way too loudly for no reason
You obviously don't have a broken microwave.
- An office chair that isn't crooked and doesn't always swivel to one side or the other
Ahem, my chair! At least my old one.
- A pair of earbuds that stay in your ears for more than 5 minutes
Does 2 hours count?
- Two wires being put into a box and then taken back out without being completely tangled
I roll up and tie all wires, cables, string etc.
- Deodorant that lasts through 10 minutes of walking and/or breathing
Lynx.
- A room that is exactly the right temperature
My bedroom. It's always perfect.
- A teenager posting something intelligent on a forum
Duhhh shaggy.
- an inflatable window
- caffeinated soap
- a penguin in Cambodia
- a ticket inspector with an actual ticket
At 2/4/09 01:34 AM, poxpower wrote: - A teenager posting something intelligent on a forum
Does this include me?
If you can find a rational Mormon (that is, someone who converted to Mormonism intentionally), you will have props from me.
Fancy Signature
-Actual furries...sentient and capable of conversation and all-that.
-Gas prices going below the $1.00 mark.
-A cheap, completely electrical motorcycle that's actually worth-a-shit (Hell yes, I'm tempting fate)
-And I'm going out on a limb here when I say our generation will not live long enough to see space colonization.
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
An X-Box 360 that lasts more than 2 weeks.
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At 2/4/09 01:42 AM, Phobotech wrote: -A cheap, completely electrical motorcycle that's actually worth-a-shit (Hell yes, I'm tempting fate)
Vectrix-VX-1
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC
NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.
I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
At 2/4/09 01:49 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: An X-Box 360 that lasts more than 2 weeks.
Yeah, I should know since I have had to return about 4!
an alt code for triforce.
a black hole( up close without dying)
instant 3 course meal that doesn't taste like shit.
a UFO. I take that back I just saw one.
Account is Dormant.
At 2/4/09 01:53 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: -- Duke Nukem Forever
Fallout: Van Buren.
Fancy Signature
- A guitar Hero controller I won't break ( they should make them out of cast iron )
- A fat chick hooking up with a guy in a movie because of her inner beauty
- A piece of tape that sticks straight without any bends or air bubbles
- A CD that isn't scratched after one use
At 2/4/09 01:41 AM, Tancrisism wrote:
If you can find a rational Mormon (that is, someone who converted to Mormonism intentionally), you will have props from me.
Smart people with no religion don't convert to religions :P
At 2/4/09 01:51 AM, IamMajik wrote:At 2/4/09 01:49 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: An X-Box 360 that lasts more than 2 weeks.Yeah, I should know since I have had to return about 4!
19th for me....and I got it about a year and a half ago (summer of '07) so for me, my average one lasts about 2 weeks or so. The next one that breaks, I'm going to get it repaired, then trade it in.
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-A woman my bed
-World Peace
-A cure for cancer
-A nice car in my driveway
-A tank in my driveway
-A (living) woman in my drive way
Among other impractical things
Krbyfan1(kur-bee-fan-one)- A creature that resides in the state of Colorado. Distinguished by his size, love of small mammals, video games, and the anime series "Tenchi Muyo!"
At 2/4/09 02:01 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:
Among other impractical things
There's always the darkness, and you're welcome anytime :3.
At 2/4/09 01:41 AM, Tancrisism wrote: If you can find a rational Mormon (that is, someone who converted to Mormonism intentionally), you will have props from me.
One of my friends from my summer job is one. He's like, an angry mormon though. He's awesome.
Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!
At 2/4/09 02:01 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: -A woman my bed
A woman your bed? A woman as a bed?
Wouldn't you need to hammer lots of flesh to make it? That's what you do isn't it? You kidnap people and make furniture don't you?
You monster!
At 2/4/09 02:28 AM, Brick-top wrote:At 2/4/09 02:01 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: -A woman my bedA woman your bed? A woman as a bed?
Wouldn't you need to hammer lots of flesh to make it? That's what you do isn't it? You kidnap people and make furniture don't you?
You monster!
Yes because if I ever got intimate with a woman I would turn her into a bed like a psycho and not have her IN bed, as i clearly typoed, to enjoy a night of naughtyness.
My keyboard sucks.
Krbyfan1(kur-bee-fan-one)- A creature that resides in the state of Colorado. Distinguished by his size, love of small mammals, video games, and the anime series "Tenchi Muyo!"
At 2/4/09 02:28 AM, Brick-top wrote: Wouldn't you need to hammer lots of flesh to make it? That's what you do isn't it? You kidnap people and make furniture don't you?
Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!
At 2/4/09 01:34 AM, poxpower wrote: - A microwave that doesn't beep way too loudly for no reason
Our microwave oven.
Game, set & match.
At 2/4/09 01:34 AM, poxpower wrote: - A teenager posting something intelligent on a forum
:'(
We had some good times, Newgrounds.
At 2/4/09 02:50 AM, Otto wrote: An atheist without a bloating ego of self-importance.
agnostic kthx
-An agnostic who isn't a selfrightous prick.
At 2/4/09 01:42 AM, Phobotech wrote: -Gas prices going below the $1.00 mark.
I've seen that actually. A few months back a few petrol stations sold their wares for 99 cents a litre, but they were Independant stations who were protesting against the larger companies who were fixing the price to put them out of business.
They're way above $1.00 these days, though.
Nehmen Ziel! Feuer Frei!
man o man, how did i forget. A Smart Honest Politician.
Good things come to those who wait. Post your Stat Level Ups here.
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At 2/4/09 01:38 AM, Gagsy wrote: A noiseless vacuum cleaner.
I can't stand the fucking noise, which is a shame as dirty floors are not good.
damn right buddy. hmm. i guess i have to borrow luigis poltergust.
kirby the king
At 2/4/09 02:58 AM, gamejunkie wrote: man o man, how did i forget. A Smart Honest Politician.
The last one died in 1945, I'm afraid. There are lots of pictures of pictures of him, though.
Nehmen Ziel! Feuer Frei!
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