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Sometimes I wish someone would comment on one of my posts :-(

However, that is not the reason of my post, this is http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php , type in ebaums world for it then destroy that site.

"We're just rehearsing our roles for the play tomorrow."

Happened to me twice. First one was on purpose because I knew she wanted to break up with me through one of her best friends. I set it up so that I could come out winning, as always ;)
We were supposed to meet at 5 PM at my house but I brought a girl I met at a rave and was MAX HARDCORE fucking her in bed when she came and saw us =3
I didn't say anything, I just kept on fucking.

The other time was because I was extremely wasted. Did it with another girl in my ex's house in a party... bad move. She kicked me out very violently xD

No regrets bitches.

At 2/3/09 03:28 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: The other time was because I was extremely wasted. Did it with another girl in my ex's house in a party... bad move. She kicked me out very violently xD

Literaly kicked you out? with feet?

At that point, there's really nothing to say. You've communicated volumes without words.

I'd pretend to be drunk, look at the girl I'm currently fucking, and say:

"Wait. The hell...? If you're not her... and she's her... who the hell are YOU?! What the FUCK are you doing in my house?!"

1st choice would be the childhood classic; "The older kids made me do it!"

2nd would have to be; "Can you come back in five?"

I can't imagine myself ever doing so, seriously.

My penis was the one who pushed me into her vagina.

At 2/3/09 03:56 PM, Evark wrote: At that point, there's really nothing to say. You've communicated volumes without words.

Well then what ACTION would you take?

"Oh hey! How's it going? There's some coffee in the pot if you want some, just make yourself at home and I'll be right with you in a moment."

"COME HERE AND GIVE ME A RIMJOB"

At 2/3/09 02:48 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: Stuff

That sounds like something a Russian would do...

At 2/3/09 12:26 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: Wouldn't you need a girl friend before cheating?

ZIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!

I would tell her "I can't believe I'm doing this" and hope she doesn't have a knife.

How else am I supposed to win Bingo? My luck sucks!

At 2/3/09 12:27 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: "They say everyone has a twin in the world somewhere."

Yeah, that'll work :D.

"I'M NOT MEXICAN"

Would be the first thing out of my girls mouth...

I really couldn't think of cheating on my girlfriend. Her sex is the best.

Baaaabbbyyy.....come awn! I'm sorry! I guess I was bein' dumb!

At 2/3/09 12:28 PM, JaY11 wrote: ''Care to join us?''

Awwww yeeaahhhh

Nice one. *high five*

The Werepizza is after you.

"I was giving her a deep vagina massage."

At 2/3/09 12:24 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: You HAVE BEEN CAUGHT IN THE ACT.

Fucking another.

SHAME ON YOU.

But what do you say to your love in the door way?

What will she hear to calm her tears?

What will you do to undo what has been done?

I would say, "If it helps, I was imagining that it was you."

What about you guys.

"Undo what has been done?" Since I'm cheating, I would hope I would be smart enough to realize (when I was caught) that the bitch probably brought it on herself by doing something wrong.

Well, hopefully I would be that smart. So far, though, my track record isn't that good.

I must share my lack of originality with you all.

- "Hey _______. How'd you get way over there?"

- "Relax, it's just my sister."

- "I didn't do it."

lol good one

"I don't bother you at work."

guys<girls in bed.

shut up

At 2/3/09 03:07 PM, ZombieKangaroo wrote:

At 2/3/09 03:03 PM, AudioGmez wrote: If ur dumb enough to do that in ur own house you deserve to get caught.

The vast majority of us are talking about girlfriends/boyfriends, not husbands/wives

ye but thats the first place sum1 wud look

At 2/3/09 08:06 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Well then what ACTION would you take?

If the premise of this situation is hypothetical and incontestable (IE: I'm cheating on my girl with someone else), I can't possibly know how I'd respond. My rational self says that I'd be mortified and greatly shamed, but since my rational self does not apply to this scenario, there's simply no concrete answer. It's purely speculative and entirely vague. I don't understand my motivations and can't relate to "my" situation in any way. But my current mind likes to believe that objective one would be reconciliation with my significant other.

At 2/16/09 08:53 AM, Evark wrote:

If the premise of this situation is hypothetical and incontestable (IE: I'm cheating on my girl with someone else), I can't possibly know how I'd respond. My rational self says that I'd be mortified and greatly shamed, but since my rational self does not apply to this scenario, there's simply no concrete answer. It's purely speculative and entirely vague. I don't understand my motivations and can't relate to "my" situation in any way. But my current mind likes to believe that objective one would be reconciliation with my significant other.

To be honest Evark, I think that's a bit too profound for here, and there will be many a "WTF?" being exclaimed.

I too would really like to think I wouldn't cheat, I wouldn't like it if it occurred to me, so why would I project that pain onto somebody else?

It is just sex at the end of the day, and if you're inclined to cheat on your girlfriend, then you should break up with her. You clearly have no respect for her feelings and therefore are wasting her time.

So in short, in this impossible scenario (for me at least), I would say things clearly aren't working, and apologise for being such a pussy that I couldn't discuss it with her.