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dude u screwed up real bad. Real bad......

You fucked up pretty good. Was it like a straight on, full force punch, or like a hook, or jab?

At 2/1/09 12:42 PM, KemCab wrote: This is why talking about IRL stuff on the forums gets you nowhere.

We're usually not that much help.

Well said my friend.

My first question: why the hell did you wanna keep that nerf gun so bad? Why not just give it to her and let her fuck off?

And second, why did you hit her FACE first?! I've hit women before (if they've done things that are too painful for me) but NEVER in the face or anything like that, or even that hard! In your situation (if I wanted that nerf gun so bad, that is) I would have just dropped the gun and hit her hand that was bending my finger back.

You seem like a rash dude.

At 2/1/09 01:07 PM, ZENON wrote: I would have just dropped the gun and hit her hand that was bending my finger back.

Yeah, that's a smart idea, punch the hand that is bending you're finger backwards.
Hmm, the validity of the attack all depends on wether this was a reaction or a thought through process. Cause I can get people reacting to pain just hitting something to get them away.

I used to fight girls over nerf guns.. but I think that was when I was in kindergarten.

When you're 17 you're supposed to be fighting over a real gun.

Hey dropkicked, you made a thread on newgrounds. People are making fun of you. What did you fucking expect. Keep your personal life of the internet if you can't take the comments.

At 2/1/09 11:52 AM, nonameowns wrote: Fact: You know men's balls are, but do you know what female's balls are? The breasts, but only bigger.

It's true. Chesticles.

At 2/1/09 12:27 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 2/1/09 12:21 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Should of dropkicked her.

I should start keeping a tally of how often that comes up.

But as for a news update.

I've just called the girl, let her know that was really sorry about what I'd done, and that I hoped that one day she could forgive me, not that I expected it, and that this wasn't because my girlfriend was potentially going to break up with me, but it was about her and I, and me wanting to rectify the situation.

As I expected I got a lot of silence, a "how did you get my number" and then me awkwardly saying goodbye.

Oh boy.

well... you have successfully made an ass of yourself. and you know what. other than you punching her in the face, and being suicidal about it.. here are some other things you can use to your advantage next time. One... as you get older you will learn that the typical woman in the 21st century is nothing but a whore. She will find someone better than you. So dont cry about it. next... One thing that has not changed is how you interact with a female, even if she is a friend or a girl friend Fuck buddy whatever... you have to be easy when interacting. How about instead of punching a chic next time... be NICE, or rather "sweet". maybe you will get some ass more often. and finally. I guess if i were you i would cry about it, I know if i was you, and ruined my only chance in life to have a threesome with my 2 inch emo dick, then yes i would cry. but then order extenze for the cost OF A POSTAGE STAMP LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

At 2/1/09 12:47 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 2/1/09 12:45 PM, Armake21truth wrote: LOL well there went your chances of losing your virginity, weaker than a girl, and punched on in the face.

Here we go again with this internet anonymity bullshit.

I won't try and defend myself to you, because honestly you're probably guilty of one if not all of those things. I won't tell you that I probably lost my virginity before you did, (or have yet to) and that if you feel like being a little shit and coming up with half assed insults over the internet, then you really need a life.

But, you really don't deserve any of that.

dude... your getting made fun of... just log off. wait about a week until everyone forgets about it. just next time this situation happens. dont be a pussy about it. be a real man and dont hit women. its not about who has been laid or not. you fucked up. and posted it on the internet for everyone to see. sounds like your looking for drama. Log off, grow up, and move on. life is not about vagina and suicide.

you did good man, she shouldn't have assaulted you in the first place.

At 2/1/09 01:38 PM, punk546 wrote:

bullshit

Lol @ your response.

Haha, YOU'RE COOL.

At 2/1/09 01:38 PM, punk546 wrote: One... as you get older you will learn that the typical woman in the 21st century is nothing but a whore.

Good luck on ever getting ass with that attitude.

At 2/1/09 01:43 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:

At 2/1/09 01:38 PM, punk546 wrote: One... as you get older you will learn that the typical woman in the 21st century is nothing but a whore.

Good luck on ever getting ass with that attitude.

LoL i dont go around looking for ass. im not a fucking tool. i spend my time doing worth while things. i get laid because i am an attractive young adult with a manipulative personality. and besides... you dont believe me... wait till your older. alcohol will make women at clubs and bars do ANYTHING. too bad i dont go...

You should've just handed her the stupid gun and avoided a shit load of drama that's about to come your way.

Haha, good job man.

At 2/1/09 01:47 PM, MoriChax wrote: You should've just handed her the stupid gun and avoided a shit load of drama that's about to come your way.

This, I mean, it's only a fucking toy gun.

At 2/1/09 01:46 PM, punk546 wrote: i get laid because i am an attractive young adult with a manipulative personality.

I think you mean to say a douchebag with rohypnol.
How can you get laid if you're basic premise is that women are whores? Then you're just a guy who is using women in one night stands and throwing them away like garbage.

wait till your older.

I'm older than you. So there.

You're a big man, not sharing toys that aren't even yours.

After a while of struggling over the nerf gun, why even continue? It's a nerf gun. So you thought she was joking at first, then after a while it was clear that she was serious. Why not give up at that point? What was on the line? Jesus, maybe you were looking for an excuse to fight someone.

Way to ruin a party.

At 2/1/09 01:51 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:

At 2/1/09 01:46 PM, punk546 wrote: i get laid because i am an attractive young adult with a manipulative personality.

I think you mean to say a douchebag with rohypnol.
How can you get laid if you're basic premise is that women are whores? Then you're just a guy who is using women in one night stands and throwing them away like garbage.

wait till your older.

I'm older than you. So there.

obviously not mentally. look man. i live with 3 women. i have been with enough women to see how just about every woman is. Its not like, i go up to a girl and say "hey slut! wanna come back to my place?" anyways... yeah... do you get what im saying? my overall attitude is not that, but when it boils down to the truth. They are. just like i would say all guys are whores in the case that, the first sign of sex with an attractive female, We as guys are going to take that poon and run like hell. unless your married of course. Then you never get to leave the house outside of work.

I dont agree with hitting women (i dont agree with hitting men either) but it got wayyy out of hand i mean you guys were only messing. Watch that fuse you have.

As for the girl just apologise and leave it at that. She might rant a bit, call you names or whatever she was taken aback, embarrassed and obviously upset. Your girlfriend, i dont know she is obviously bouncing over what you did. I wouldnt like to see my boyfriend punch a girl. Maybe you could have just pushed her away but whats done is done. Try and learn from it. Dont threaten to kill yourself either you arent doing yourself any favours. If you need to cool down do it alone, it just adds fuel to a fire if your that wound up.

Good luck.

I bet when you see her again she'll be talking about she was just joking with the whole nerf gun situation, but that you took it too far. Least you weren't a dick about it and high fived everyone and joked about it, you were noble.

At 2/1/09 02:03 PM, aquaticmole wrote: I bet when you see her again she'll be talking about she was just joking with the whole nerf gun situation, but that you took it too far. Least you weren't a dick about it and high fived everyone and joked about it, you were noble.

Too bad that means nothing at this point, because I found out all those two faced pricks started bashing me as soon as I left. My nobility is wasted because my girlfriend doesn't believe me anyway.

this thread has gone too far..

-BEST ADVICE COMING TO YOU RIGHT HERE-

Bro, no bitch is worth killing yourself over. You are over-reacting, don't be a sissy. Your girl is mad at you for reacting naturally, which ended in her friend being nose-pwned. What you should do, you already did. Calling her friend and apologizing was the best you could have done in this situation.

Now, in regards to your bitch, fuck that shit man. If she really liked you, she would forgive you. But listen to me bro, the more you call her crying like a little sorry fag, the more she will distance herself from you. Also, don't use "I will kill myself" EVER while talking to anybody, you know why ? That's being passive-aggressive. You are putting the blame on others for your death, you little piece of shit. If you want to kill yourself, just do it, but don't put the blame on another persons soul.

So, what you have to do ? Hang out with your bro's, play vidya games, move on. Again, if the bitch wanted your sorry ass back, she will call you. But I feel you already messed this shit up beyond fixing. So just move on. DON'T CALL HER, DON'T APPROACH HER. Be cool, be suave. And learn from this lesson dude, once shit hits the fan, you ALWAYS need to stay cool.

At 2/1/09 02:08 PM, PersonalInformation wrote: this thread has gone too far..

hehe, I see what you did there..

At 2/1/09 02:09 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: -BEST ADVICE COMING TO YOU RIGHT HERE-

Word. You're right.

I think I will just play it cool. She said she'd call me, I'll just wait.

Thanks man.

eh, i say nerf guns are worth fighting over =D

So you shot her, and when she wanted to shoot you, you wouldn't give her the gun?

Pussy.

It honestly sounds like you went too far by punching her in the face. Regardless of the gender, you don't ever punch them unless it's over something serious. I can't judge you simply by reading a story, but you give off the impression that you resort to violence very quickly.