I punched a girl in the face.

[Dropkicked]

So here we go.

I was at my friend's party yesterday, with a ton of other people I knew, and up until about 8:45 the evening was going rather well. Everyone was having a good time, hanging out, playing GH, doing pretty much whatever, but then, one of my friends pulls out a nerf gun. Of course, we all go to town with this, we're shooting each other with it, I grabbed it and shot my girlfriend's friend, we laugh, she throws the dart back, it's all good.

So, a few minutes later, we're in the living room, with the sea of other people, and she puts her hand on the nerf gun (presumably so she can shoot me with it), and says "Give it to me." I playfully said no and she started yanking on it harder. I thought we were having fun, her, trying to pull it away, and me, absent-mindedly holding on, because she's getting nowhere trying to rip the thing out of my hands.

But then, she starts digging her nail into the smallest knuckle of my finger. I look at her, giving her sort of a "what the hell are you doing?" face, but she continues to jam her fingernail into my knuckle. (I later found she made it bleed and I'm looking at the cut right now). When she realizes that that's not going to get her anywhere, she makes a jab for my midsection. I still hold on, because I thought by this point we were still playing around. When she lifts he knee as if she's about to go for my nuts, I look at her and shake my head, no, and she lowers it.

However, she moves on to something else. She then proceeded to grab my index finger, and bend it off the nerf gun, but isn't satisfied once it's off. No, she starts bending back even further. She wasn't trying to get my fingers off the stupid little thing, she was trying to get me to give and let go. By this point, she had my finger so far back I could literally feel it start to go. My finger was on the verge of breaking. So what did I do? I panicked.

I punched her in the face.

Of course, after that, she ran off crying to the bathroom, my girlfriend and her friends trailed behind, and everyone who didn't care high-fived me and told me I was doing a good thing or something. Apparently, I made her nose bleed. I kept telling everyone not to congratulate me, and that I'd done nothing good, but they really didn't seem to care.

Once my girlfriend came out of the bathroom, her friend behind her with some ice on her cheek, she didn't say a word to me. I could see she'd been crying too, and that I wouldn't be able to talk to her, so I grabbed my coat, told her I was going for a walk, and if she wanted to talk to me, to come find me.

[Paradox]

inb4 feminist hypocrites.

You did good, my friend.

[DannehDaMan]

You shouldv'e grabbed her... nerf gun?

[jjrmet]

Bitch got what she deserved.

[marianne13]

I'm sure it'll all be fine. Don't worry about it since it's already over and done with.

[ProcrastiNate]

Shoulda punched her in the tit instead.

[Dropkicked]

I walk around the block a few times to cool off and clear my head before she calls. She asked where I was, I told her I'd be at the top of the street, and she came a few minutes later. When she got there, I motioned forward and started walking, and when she asked where I was going I said, "Come on, take a walk with me." She told me she didn't want to go for a walk, so we stood right there in the middle of the street.

I can't remember how, but it progressed into her yelling at me at the top her lungs, and crying because I'd just punched her friend in the face, and she couldn't believe that I would do that. She said if it was anyone else, she'd never speak to them again. So I asked her, "So you don't want to talk to me anymore?" She said no, and I began walking away. She walked the opposite way. About a quarter mile down the road, I said, "Fuck this." and ran back to my house. I grabbed my keys, and started driving.

I really didn't know where I was going, and it was probably just a continuation of my 'walk', but I'd just been too cold to keep walking. I called my girlfriend a few minutes later, and by this point she was being cold and unfeeling, like she didn't care about anything I had to say. I told her I knew I screwed up and I tried to apologize and I tried to explain to her that I really didn't mean to hurt her friend, but it was just sheer reaction, but she wouldn't have any of it.

I think she ended up hanging up on me sometime after I said, "fuck it, I'll just go wrap my car around a fucking pole then." I ended up driving to my other friend's house to talk to him about the whole thing. I called from outside, and his mom said he wasn't home, that maybe he was with his dad. I called his dad's cell, and apparently, my friend was at a party and was due home sometime after 11.

I told him to relay the message and he said he would. Now with no one to talk to, sitting in a parking lot and sobbing to myself, I'd pretty much reached my lowest point.

[Mystery-Moon-Pie]

Agree with poster above. Now time to puch a baby.

[ThePretenders]

Yes! Equal rights 1 - Feminism 0. It's well within a man's right to hit a woman in public and to compensate the woman, she should be allowed to commit acts of domestic abuse on their spouses.

[Dew]

Gonna beat up any more women, tough guy?

[SmokeX28]

1. this stories fake, based of the way it is typed.

2. looking at your picture, although low quality, you seem to wear emo tight pants, so you wouldnt punch anything you lil twat.

[Paradox]

At 2/1/09 11:44 AM, SmokeX28 wrote: 1. this stories fake, based of the way it is typed.

Not necessarily. When I'm retelling recent events, I tell it like a story too. Doesn't necessarily mean it never happened.

[NinjaSalad]

haha big man! You'll do good in life, I can tell.

[Dropkicked]

I somehow managed to avoid killing myself and got to another parking lot where I tried my girlfriend again. The way she was talking to me, I don't know, I guess I just needed some reassurance that she still cared. After burning the remaining minutes on my phone, I didn't get any reassurance. Every thing I said was met with cold indifference and a "I'll talk to you about this tomorrow." She just told me not to do anything stupid. When she said it, it wasn't as if she cared, it was just as if she didn't want the blood on her hands if I did do anything stupid.

I told her I couldn't promise that, and proceeded to scream at another car who almost hit me pulling out of the parking lot. In possibly the only bit of care she exercised that evening, she said, "Chris, you're worrying me. Don't worry me like that." By this point I was hysterical. Crying, screaming, laughing, I told her that, "Yes, I'll just fucking go home. But if I don't make it there, it's just fucking whatever, right?"

She told me sternly to go home, so I said flatly, "Fine, I'll go home. Bye." And she hung up. So, I ended up making it back to my house ten to fifteen later, and went to bed. I couldn't sleep. The thought of losing her over something so stupid was too much to bare. Sonny (the friend I'd called) returned my call around 11:30 - Midnight, and we talked for a solid hour and a half. He calmed me down, gave me some advice, and even ended up cheering me up a bit.

So now, Newgrounds, I've got a whole day of shit ahead of me. I've got to call this girl I punched and apologize, wait for my girlfriend to call me and get the final word (I suppose) on whether or not it's over between us.

If the shit hits the fan, I imagine there will be another topic about it.

[Dew]

Wow you're quite the faggot aren't you?

[Dropkicked]

At 2/1/09 11:47 AM, Dew wrote: Wow you're quite the faggot aren't you?

Yeah, pretty much.

[portalwarpedJP]

you should've let her grab the gun, but it's already done. you've done the right thing and taught the bitch to not be a spoiled brat.

[Noobivore]

if she dumps you over something so retarded, then she's probably not worth it.
but if you stay together then woo!

[Dew]

At 2/1/09 11:49 AM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 2/1/09 11:47 AM, Dew wrote: Wow you're quite the faggot aren't you?

Yeah, pretty much.

I'll advise you to not go hysterical next time. Maybe don't put such an emphasis on being needy and what not, I wasn't quite there so your description doesn't quite do justice, but it sounds like you're pussy whipped for one thing. Nontheless, what would possess someone to punch a girl unless they were being over powered, is beyond me.

You were being overpowered by a gurllllllllll lolol

[nonameowns]

well done my friend.
although you should punch her breasts instead. less dramatic i guess.

Fact: You know men's balls are, but do you know what female's balls are? The breasts, but only bigger.

[Permanent]

Everyone who posted here needs to get a fucking grip on reality.

I can see how you could've gotten to the point where you felt like punching her in the face for being a total dumb bitch. It was pretty obvious that you should've let go of the toy, or at the very least slap her, a punch in the face is a bit extreme.

I know the feeling of being at your lowest, I'm just going to say that while it's your fault you still have some sympathy from me.

[Ryuzaki1]

She deserved it.

[NinjaSalad]

There is no way you can justify hitting a woman, I am not some bullheaded old person, but you still just don't do it!!! I can tell you though, it's hard to get by with some of these twats who abuse this unwritten rule, but you just do it.

haha you'll never live this down, and I am totally sure when you get back to school tomorrow, your going to have your ass kicked by the emo-stomping jocks now employed in every hallway, and very much well informed of your dumb fucking move haha.

[Ultor]

Cant say I approved of what you done she can now do stuff to you that lasts alot longer than a few seconds so yeah never do it again

[MercatorMap]

At 2/1/09 11:55 AM, NinjaSalad wrote: There is no way you can justify hitting a woman, I am not some bullheaded old person, but you still just don't do it!!! I can tell you though, it's hard to get by with some of these twats who abuse this unwritten rule, but you just do it.

haha you'll never live this down, and I am totally sure when you get back to school tomorrow, your going to have your ass kicked by the emo-stomping jocks now employed in every hallway, and very much well informed of your dumb fucking move haha.

Your a fucking bullheaded old person. Go back to your Murder she wrote and sweet & low grampa.

Bitch got what she deserved.

[Eggys]

You're bad at taking hints. When the bitch starts stabbing your hand with her nails, you give in or else she'll chop your balls off.

Don't ever fight with women.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

I'm not for punching women but she deserved it she started it, you ended it.

[NinjaSalad]

Ahh your father must have shown you this eh? I bet your mother was his black bored eh? And hey, I'm 23 lol.

[igott]

Achk! You should've DROPKICKED her.

[Dropkicked]

At 2/1/09 11:51 AM, Dew wrote:

At 2/1/09 11:49 AM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 2/1/09 11:47 AM, Dew wrote: Wow you're quite the faggot aren't you?

Yeah, pretty much.

I'll advise you to not go hysterical next time. Maybe don't put such an emphasis on being needy and what not, I wasn't quite there so your description doesn't quite do justice, but it sounds like you're pussy whipped for one thing. Nontheless, what would possess someone to punch a girl unless they were being over powered, is beyond me.

You were being overpowered by a gurllllllllll lolol

I know you're reading this over an internet forum so the disconnection is a bit staggering. But hey, feel free to continue spewing all your emasculating, high-horse bullshit, because you're the hero here, talking me down over the BBS, and just remember, in the end, you'll be rewarded for it with all kinds of internet fame.