Newgrounds Backyard Wrestling

[Sexylegs]

A friend hands you a piece of paper in the last period of school, and you eagerly take it. On the paper is an address, a date and a time, with a little note at the bottom saying 'be there'. You decide to show up, just for fun, just to see what the event is about. You screw the paper up and put it in your pocket.

The day of the event arrives and you take another look at the paper; it reads 'Newgrounds Backyard Wrestling; the craziest kind of wrestling around!'. You're not impressed. However, you show up, just to be a good friend.

You arrive at a wooden fence, and knock. "Hello?" you call out, "Is there anyone here?". The door of the fence swings open, revealing a makeshit wrestling ring, various weapons scattered around, and a few people sat around on steel chairs. You take a seat next to an attractive woman.

"Hey, do you know what's going on here?" You ask her, scratching your chin.

"Why, yes. The members from the online community Newgrounds get together once a week and put on a small wrestling show! It's fun!"

You open your mouth to ask how it could possibly be fun when a voice is heard over an amp; "Welcome, one and all, to Newgrounds Backyard Wrestling!"

You sigh, and relax in your seat...

So I've been toying around with this idea for some time now, and I'm going to put it into motion this weekend. I've already got a few members, me, Night-Mare, LastSpartan, TheNossinator, a few mods and Tom and Wade Fulp, but I'd like for you guys, the NG community, to join too! All you have to do is fill out the wrestler sheet below, or the manager sheet, and I'll add you to the roster.

All of the results will be posted in my daily news post, by the way.

Current Roster
Sexylegs (Good)
TheNossinator (Good)
LastSpartan (Good)
Tom Fulp (Good)
Wade Fulp (Bad)
BananaBreadMuffin (Bad)
JohnnyUtah (Bad)
Poxpower (Bad)
EyeLovePoozy (Bad)

I'll start when we have 20 members.

Wrestler Sign Up Sheet
Name:
Birth Month:
Age:
Gender:
Finishing Move Name:
Secondary Finishing Move Name:
Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad):
Brawling: 1 - 100
Speed: 1- 100
Technical: 1 - 100
Stiffness: 1 - 100
Selling: 1 - 100
Charisma: 1 - 100
Attitude: 1 - 100
Behaviour: 1 - 100

Manager Sign Up Sheet
Name:
Birth Month:
Age:
Gender:
Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad):
Wrestler Managing:
Brawling: 1 - 100
Speed: 1- 100
Technical: 1 - 100
Stiffness: 1 - 100
Selling: 1 - 100
Charisma: 1 - 100
Attitude: 1 - 100
Behaviour: 1 - 100

[AnVillain]

At 1/30/09 11:46 PM, Sexylegs wrote: stuff

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Seriously.

[<deleted>]

Name:Daniel Abbott
Birth Month:Sept
Age:15
Gender:M
Finishing Move Name:a-bomb
Secondary Finishing Move Name:h-bomb
Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad):kinda good
Brawling: 100 - 100
Speed: 100- 100
Technical: 100 - 100
Stiffness: 100 - 100
Selling: 100 - 100
Charisma: 100 - 100
Attitude: 100 - 100
Behaviour: 100 - 100

even though i dont know what some of those mean

[The-One-Banana]

Name: Matt
Birth Month: May
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Finishing Move Name: Judgement
Secondary Finishing Move Name: Righteous Barrage
Alignment (Good)
Brawling: 75
Speed: 40
Technical: 90
Stiffness: 50
Selling: 40
Charisma: 10
Attitude: 40
Behaviour: 55

Looks fun... I think I'll give it a try.

Just as a precaution, shouldn't you enforce limited stat points?

[Mr-Contradiction]

I prefer MSPaintAdventure's system of stats, Imagination, Vim and Pulchritude.

[Dragonberry]

Wrestler Sign Up Sheet
Name: Michael Winans
Birth Month: December
Age: 15
Gender: M
Finishing Move Name: The Neck Snapper
Secondary Finishing Move Name: Up the ass
Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad): Good
Brawling: 100
Speed:75
Technical: 80
Stiffness: 25
Selling: 90
Charisma: 100
Attitude: 100
Behaviour: 99 +/- 1

[The-Laugher-Of-Lor]

Most people will just put 100 for all their stats.

Seriously?

[MonkeyV]

*Grabs popcorn and waits for blood*

[Sexylegs]

Not to worry.

Anyone who puts 100 for their stats will be fucked, because I'll just lower it down to like, 20. :D

[Renandchi2]

Name: Anthony
Birth Month: Febuary
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Finishing Move Name: Crotch kick
Secondary Finishing Move Name: head slap
Alignment (Good)
Brawling: 90
Speed: 50
Technical: 70
Stiffness: 30
Selling: 60
Charisma: 15
Attitude: 45
Behaviour: 65

[The-One-Banana]

At 1/31/09 12:27 AM, Sexylegs wrote: Not to worry.

Anyone who puts 100 for their stats will be fucked, because I'll just lower it down to like, 20. :D

Well, I certainly feel like the underdog here.

Maybe I can draw power from my continuous hate towards the oppressive, corrupt and cruel.
Or maybe my technical stat can help me pwn the others...

A hopeful dreamer is me. :/

[Sexylegs]

Fuck this, not ready for the BBS to join in yet. I'll have a mod lock this now, or I'll just let it die.

D:

[MonkeyV]

What the hell.

Name: Robert Vanslashington
Birth Month: April
Age: 17 3/4
Gender: Male
Finishing Move Name: The Fgehqbiouaqb
Secondary Finishing Move Name: Rainbow of Infinite Happiness
Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad): In Between

Deciding not to be a cheap asshole

Brawling: 51
Speed: 51
Technical: 51
Stiffness: 51
Selling: 51
Charisma: 51
Attitude: 51
Behaviour: 51

[Elios]

Wrestler Sign Up Sheet
Name: The Edible Lad
Birth Month: 06
Age: 22
Gender: Dude
Finishing Move Name: "The roundhouse cherry flavored sucker punch"
Secondary Finishing Move Name: Pelvic Thrust Dust
Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad): Chaotic Neutral
Brawling: 22 - 100
Speed: 88- 100
Technical: 63 - 100
Stiffness: 42 - 100
Selling: 6 - 100
Charisma: 50 - 100
Attitude: 88 - 100
Behaviour: 34 - 100

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH! Bring on the PAIN! I eat PAIN for BREAKFAST!

No i'm not serious.

[Timmy]

At 1/30/09 11:46 PM, Sexylegs wrote:

I would like to be a manager, mainly because I want to be like Mick from the Rocky movies.

Manager Sign Up Sheet

Name:

Timmy 'Mick' O'Malley

Birth Month:

July

Age:

62 - I've been training fighters for 40 odd years.

Gender:

Male

Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad):

Good, but with a tough, nose-to-the-grindstone type of training

Wrestler Managing:
Brawling: 1 - 100

100 - he trains rough-and-tumble fighters who keep on coming at you no matter how hard you knock em down.

Speed: 1- 100

10 - very little speed in my fighters. They don't need to jump around a lot since they can take a beating and still keeping fighting.

Technical: 1 - 100

30 - my fighters know the basics, but they fight with their guts and heart more than their minds.

Stiffness: 1 - 100

100 - you either train my way or I don't take you on. I'm not here to cater to you young punks.

Selling: 1 - 100

0 - people seek me out. Not the other way around. I get the job done.

Charisma: 1 - 100

0 - I'm your manager, not your friend. You have to earn my respect, and I don't give it easily.

Attitude: 1 - 100

100 - My fighter does what he needs to do, and I'll have all the confidence and trust in the world in him.

Behaviour: 1 - 100

75 - I have my vices and sordid past, but I don't let any of that spill over into the training of a fighter. It just makes me a rotten, hard-nosed bastard.

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

FAT - 100000

There I win. Can we all just lock this thread now because obviously it is going to turn into a spam thread... the rules DO state no story type threads such as this anyway.

Eh whatever.

[Jeffaro]

Wrestler Sign Up Sheet
Name:Jeff
Birth Month:March
Age:15
Gender:Male
Finishing Move Name:Lights out (A running kick to my opponents face AKA big boot)
Secondary Finishing Move Name:Go to sleep. (A rear naked choke)
Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad):In Between.Influenced by others.
Brawling: 22
Speed: 55
Technical: 30
Stiffness: 40
Selling: 35
Charisma: 20
Attitude: 30
Behaviour: 50

[liger91]

All of the results will be posted in my daily news po

Is this real? Do you actually hold cards somewhere, or is it a game or somethig?

[lunardragon96]

At 1/30/09 11:46 PM, Sexylegs wrote:
Manager Sign Up Sheet
Name:

Zach

Birth Month:

January

Age:

13

Gender:

Male

Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad):

Good, I guess.

Wrestler Managing:
Brawling: 1 - 100

60

Speed: 1- 100

90

Technical: 1 - 100

80

Stiffness: 1 - 100

50

Selling: 1 - 100

50

Charisma: 1 - 100

25

Attitude: 1 - 100

75

Behaviour: 1 - 100

50

Can you elaborate, please?

[blakemo]

At 1/30/09 11:46 PM, Sexylegs wrote:

Dude, I'll be a manager! Anyone wanna be my client?

Manager Sign Up Sheet
Name Blakemo
Birth Month September
Age 16
Gender Male
Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad) Good (for once, a "good" manager)

Wrestler Managing:

Whoever is interested

[blakemo]

Or if you want my real name - Blake

Original username FTW

I can make a wrestler too...

[xports]

Name: The X
Birth Month: November
Age: 17
Gender: XY
Finishing Move Name: The Flaming Taco
Secondary Finishing Move Name: Groin Smasher
Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad): In Between
Brawling: 32
Speed: 56
Technical: 64
Stiffness: 69
Selling: 40
Charisma: 59
Attitude: 46
Behaviour: 62

Be there.

[Digital-Terror]

Name:

Digi

Birth Month:

Decembruary

Age:

Eleventeen

Gender:

Neutral

Finishing Move Name:

"The Cock Joke"

Secondary Finishing Move Name:

"The"

Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad):

Neutral

Brawling: 1 - 100

25

Speed: 1- 100

50

Technical: 1 - 100

95

Stiffness: 1 - 100

27

Selling: 1 - 100

67

Charisma: 1 - 100

88

Attitude: 1 - 100

59

Behaviour: 1 - 100

50

[omgdeletedmeow69]

Wrestler Sign Up Sheet
Name: Sidney Hallahan
Birth Month: September
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Finishing Move Name: gay
Secondary Finishing Move Name: shit
Alignment (Good, In Between, Bad): i don't know
Brawling: 1 - 100 i don't know
Speed: 1- 100 i don't know
Technical: 1 - 100 i don't know
Stiffness: 1 - 100 i don't know
Selling: 1 - 100 i don't know
Charisma: 1 - 100 i don't know
Attitude: 1 - 100 i don't know
Behaviour: 1 - 100 i don't know