FruitcakeWEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION

[SirXVII]

I heard this from someone.

Apperently they arn't letting anyone carry any fruitcake on board and airplane because it it too dense and thick for x-rays to scan.

Why is that? Because it might hold WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

Also is another reson why fruitcake shouldn't be edible.

If it can't be x-rayed....then you KNOW you shouldn't eat it.

[BlackLightning]

fruitcakes are the devil lol they are hard like a rock you can use them as door stops r chuck them at people and kill them lol and yes they can hold biological wepons or bombs in them plus no one lies gettign a fruit cake for christmass or anytime of the year

[Mojimbo]

never had one, but in most cartoons there like 5 pounds.

[KuroiNeko]

They don't hold weapons of mass destruction, they ARE weapons of mass destruction. Or just mass destruction...

[WhoaOutOfControl]

LOL great topic, but I think it's more for like blades and stuff, even tho I can't see how they would be able to get it out without people noticing...

[WolfSoldier]

Ya...fruitcakes are freaking evil anyway...they give you the craps real fast

[hyper-goat]

I've never heard of someone smuggling bombs and such into the country via hiding them in a fruitcake. Whoever realized you could do this must've been really really bored.

[HeinousDude]

At 12/25/03 12:35 AM, XVII wrote: Apperently they arn't letting anyone carry any fruitcake on board and airplane

DAmn. so much for gay rights...

[sirevil]

At 12/25/03 01:01 AM, HeinousDude wrote:

At 12/25/03 12:35 AM, XVII wrote: Apperently they arn't letting anyone carry any fruitcake on board and airplane

DAmn. so much for gay rights...

yes, they must walk on to the plane on there own

[KNOX-1]

So how come you can't scan a fruitcake but you can scan a normal person?