Logic

[poxpower]

Cow tastes like sheep
Sheep Tastes like Ostrich
Ostrich tastes like Wild Duck
Wild duck tastes like Goose
Goose tastes like Turkey
Turkey Tastes like chicken

Therefore, Cow tastes like chicken.

I win the universe.

[Boss]

but does chicken taste like cow?

[reviewer-general]

At 1/30/09 05:21 PM, poxpower wrote: Cow tastes like sheep

It tastes not even similar at all.

Sheep Tastes like Ostrich

...

Ostrich tastes like Wild Duck

...

Wild duck tastes like Goose
Goose tastes like Turkey

I'll give you those.

Turkey Tastes like chicken

Nope.

Therefore, Cow tastes like chicken.

I win the universe.

No.

Although I DO see what you did there. ;)

You sly dog.

;

[thekingofmadness]

I concur.

[Toukeman]

My mind just imploded at that logic .

[Dry-Ice]

Actually if you...

Maybe you should consider...

Only if...

FUCK

*rage*

[Sensationalism]

And chickens taste of humans.

[Onepiece285]

Well what if-

...

...He's right...

[NinjaSalad]

In MY universe, beef tastes like fucking beef, not chickens or goats or your mom.

[Percie]

At 1/30/09 05:21 PM, poxpower wrote: Cow tastes like sheep
Sheep Tastes like Ostrich
Ostrich tastes like Wild Duck
Wild duck tastes like Goose
Goose tastes like Turkey
Turkey Tastes like chicken

Therefore, Cow tastes like chicken.

I win the universe.

WE MUST BELIEVE HIM!!! HE IS MUCH HIGHER LEVEL!!!! HEIL POXPOWER!!!!!!!!

[xsdemonite]

Mindfuck.

[x-factor11]

At 1/30/09 05:21 PM, poxpower wrote: I win the universe.

CAN I HAVE MARS PLOX?

[poxpower]

Breaking news: You guys are still worthless

[36Holla]

She's a witch!

No I'm not!

There are ways to tell if she is a witch.

What do you do to witches?

BURN THEM!

And what do you burn apart from witches?

MORE WITCHES!!!...wood!

So why do witches burn?

...because they're made of wood?

Good, now how can we tell if she's made of wood?

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!

Ah, but you can build bridges out of stone. Now does wood sink in water?

No! It floats! Throw her into the river!

What else floats?

Apples? Bread? A duck!

Right! So logically...

If she weighs the same as a duck....she's made of wood!

And therefore...

A WITCH!!!!

[Dogmeat]

At 1/30/09 05:38 PM, poxpower wrote: Breaking news: You guys are still worthless

Join the club, we have... not much of anything...

[NinjaSalad]

Apparently, the human body is worth in an energy sense; about 3 billion dollars... If only we could harness our energy output.

[SkullScar]

Dear 36Holla,

<3
<3
<3

[Alpharius120]

Ahhhhh FUCK.
I think my brain may have just burped, farted, hicupped, came and got an erection at the same time

[scamuel]

I'm fucking hungry --,--

[TheSilverGuitar]

So, they're actually related?

[Dromedary]

At 1/30/09 05:28 PM, Jhspha wrote: WTF u cant win th universe????,,,,

I bet you can.

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

The transitive property at it's best. Congratulations good sir.

[Wampbit]

So what does Chicken taste of?

[November]

Dogs taste like chicken too.

[RubberTrucky]

At 1/30/09 05:21 PM, poxpower wrote: Cow tastes like sheep
Sheep Tastes like Ostrich
Ostrich tastes like Wild Duck
Wild duck tastes like Goose
Goose tastes like Turkey
Turkey Tastes like chicken

Therefore, Cow tastes like chicken.

I win the universe.

You shouldn't have gone through it all. Everything tastes like chicken!

[Maverick-Alex]

Pork still superior.

Therefore I win,

[greenfaerie4]

At 1/30/09 06:45 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: So, they're actually related?

Mama had a chicken!
Mama had a cow!
Dad was proud, and he didn't care how!

[Randy74]

At 1/30/09 05:21 PM, poxpower wrote: Cow tastes like sheep
Sheep Tastes like Ostrich
Ostrich tastes like Wild Duck
Wild duck tastes like Goose
Goose tastes like Turkey
Turkey Tastes like chicken

Therefore, Cow tastes like chicken.

I win the universe.

You just said Cow taste like sheep. You lost me.

[Leeloo-Minai]

At 1/30/09 05:38 PM, poxpower wrote: Breaking news: You guys are still worthless

Flawless Victory

fatality

[AntiangelicAngel]

At 1/30/09 05:21 PM, poxpower wrote: Cow tastes like sheep
Sheep Tastes like Ostrich
Ostrich tastes like Wild Duck
Wild duck tastes like Goose
Goose tastes like Turkey
Turkey Tastes like chicken

Therefore, Cow tastes like chicken.

I win the universe.

I think in this instance, "tastes like" can be described as "tasting most similarly to" or "tastes somewhat like" I mean, red is like orange, orange is like yellow, yellow is like green, green is like blue. That doesn't mean red is like blue.

Here's one for you.
Nothing is better than true love
A cheeseburger is better than nothing
Therefore, a cheeseburger is better than true love.