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Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 16:50:52 Reply

I don't know what it is about my cat, but when I grab my cat and sniff her back, it feels really good. It's not really a good smell, but it is really nice. My friends try doing it, but they say it doesn't do anything. It is sort of a tingling sensation, but i can't explain it. I don't get what it is about my cat, but there is some sort of power she has! Or at least i think so. I'd like to know if any of you feel good when you sniff your cat. So go snort some kitty, newgrounds!


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 16:52:16 Reply

Okay.....freak.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 16:52:59 Reply

Uhm... That was disturbing. I'm just going to go now.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 16:53:26 Reply

Too much southpark for someone


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 16:54:09 Reply

At 1/30/09 04:53 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Too much southpark for someone

You may notice that im not having the cat piss into my face.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 16:54:47 Reply

Try licking it's asshole.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 16:57:45 Reply

maybe the cat sneaks out at night, goes to all-night coke parties, comes home covered in it just in time for you to pick it up and snort it.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 16:59:29 Reply

At 1/30/09 04:57 PM, NinjaSalad wrote: maybe the cat sneaks out at night, goes to all-night coke parties, comes home covered in it just in time for you to pick it up and snort it.

Then god help us all.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:00:03 Reply

Makes me sneeze.

Lol, allergies.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:01:12 Reply

grind the cat up in the blender, freeze dry, then snort for best results.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:01:39 Reply

I just tried my cat. It smelt like piss.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:02:32 Reply

Try having sex with it, and report back to us.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:04:38 Reply

Does it work with dogs, too?

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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:05:23 Reply

My cat has a nice smell to it, unlike other cats I've sniffed. I don't think I could get high from it though, unless he was rolling around in a few pounds of cat dope.

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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:06:28 Reply

At 1/30/09 04:50 PM, fruitypeebils wrote: I don't know what it is about my cat, but when I grab my cat and sniff her back, it feels really good. It's not really a good smell, but it is really nice. My friends try doing it, but they say it doesn't do anything. It is sort of a tingling sensation, but i can't explain it. I don't get what it is about my cat, but there is some sort of power she has! Or at least i think so. I'd like to know if any of you feel good when you sniff your cat. So go snort some kitty, newgrounds!

Well, actually, the most logical explanation is that you have a very mild allergie to the proteins at the base of the cats fur and you react when smelling it.

Must be great having live drugs running around in your home. You actually get to chase the "dragon" to get that next high.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:06:42 Reply

If your really love something, the sent of said object/ person has been known to give you a certain amount of physical pleasure when the sent is introduced to your nasal cavity. haha.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:08:40 Reply

At 1/30/09 04:54 PM, nsc007 wrote: it's called cat huffing. and i thought it was restricted to wikipedia parodies.

You thought wrong young boy...

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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:09:30 Reply

On a serious note, you're probably allergic to it, and that tingling is the beginning of hives or anefalectic shock.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:17:14 Reply

LOL wow, now that's kind of funny.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:35:29 Reply

At 1/30/09 05:17 PM, Armake21truth wrote: LOL wow, now that's kind of funny.

its not funny.

its awesome.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:39:39 Reply

That ain't no dandruff on that thar kitty.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:45:10 Reply

At 1/30/09 05:06 PM, NinjaSalad wrote: If your really love something, the sent of said object/ person has been known to give you a certain amount of physical pleasure when the sent is introduced to your nasal cavity. haha.

Weed totally does that.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 17:47:09 Reply

Looks like you may have a kitten huffing addiction.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 18:36:20 Reply

You've discovered cheesing.

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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 18:41:22 Reply

At 1/30/09 04:50 PM, fruitypeebils wrote: So go snort some kitty

OLOLOL SEX JOEK


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 19:12:33 Reply

may i ask you, why did you even sniff your cat's ass in the first place?


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 19:22:01 Reply

Lol cat sniffer. I don't get high when I sniff my kitten but she sure does smell good anyways.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 19:24:19 Reply

Smoke the cat!

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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 19:26:00 Reply

I'll try that right now.


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Response to Getting high off my cat 2009-01-30 19:32:11 Reply

Your 13, that explains everything.


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