How Should I Remove A Curse?

[pointydagger]

So we got this new dog from a college guy. At first is seemed all right, but then I realized that the dog brought a curse into my house.

Ever since we got this dog, things have started to break. Here is a list of the damages:
1 Tv (+Mine is getting fucked up so 2 soon)
1 door
1 (My) cellphone
1 Truck Tailgate
1 Truck's rear windshield
1 Automobile charger
Several dishes (Not normal for my family)
And now im HIV positive (Damn dog!)

Does anyone have any suggestions as to how to remove curses? I'm thinking I should look for any Native American remains, and just try to lay them back to rest.

[aninjaman]

Sacrifice a goat.
Read its entrails.

[Entranceolot]

/dignity
Have you tried going to the nearest towns sanctum and paying the healer?

Uhh... I need to go do something manly to counter-balance that quote. Lets go lynch a black

[pointydagger]

At 1/30/09 02:20 PM, aninjaman wrote: Sacrifice a goat.
Read its entrails.

I dont have any goats! Just chickens and horses!

Arise chicken?

[Valjylmyr]

Just cast Shatter Hex. It doesn't have an associated Attribute so you don't need a high Healing Prayers and only costs 5 Energy to cast.

[lexfury]

Ok so how is getting HIV positive your dogs fault unless........arrrrghhhhh!!!!! Dear lord gah.

[Valjylmyr]

At 1/30/09 02:25 PM, lexfury wrote: Ok so how is getting HIV positive your dogs fault unless........arrrrghhhhh!!!!! Dear lord gah.

...So sex with animals is out now?

*sigh* I guess I'll have to find another activity for Saturday nights. Oh... so lonely...

[steventhegreat]

run in circles on your lawn in your underwear screaming boner

[1Tyla1]

At 1/30/09 02:24 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Just cast Shatter Hex. It doesn't have an associated Attribute so you don't need a high Healing Prayers and only costs 5 Energy to cast.

GUILD WARS GUILD WARS GUILD WARS GUILD WARS
Right?

I say you get a swear jar.

[Wraith2000]

H.I.V positive? Hell.

[nonameowns]

lol ure 15 and u got hiv.. right

[AmazingTheNinja]

Put your penis in a microwave.

[Xyresic]

Dying is a pretty efficient way to remove a curse.

[Inquizitor]

Either
(a): You're making shit up.
(b): Someone in your family's been doing this shit.
(c): It's a major coincidence, and you're just really unlucky.

[SarviasX]

Go see the healer in Megaton.

[Dromedary]

At 1/30/09 02:14 PM, pointydagger wrote: And now im HIV positive (Damn dog!)

FURRYFURRYFURRYFURRYFURRYFURRY

[NinjaSalad]

CURE FOR CURSES- Stop believing you, or anything around you can carry a curse.

[Lost-Chances]

At 1/30/09 06:47 PM, doody1 wrote:

At 1/30/09 02:14 PM, pointydagger wrote: And now im HIV positive (Damn dog!)

FURRYFURRYFURRYFURRYFURRYFURRY

I haven't tasted ignorance like this.

[putzpie]

At 1/30/09 02:20 PM, aninjaman wrote: Sacrifice a goat.
Read its entrails.

Make sure to read them in greek though, cause those are the only languages gods understand.

[subzerov]

Go see a Witch Docter!

[lilcheeselad]

Take a butcher knife and slice the dogs ears off, then proceed the take the blood and sprinkle it on your door knob.
Then take the remains of the dog and bury it (it should still be alive) and when it's in the dug out hole, defecate in your hands and rubs it where the dogs ears should be, then take the same butcher knife from before and slice its throat.
Bury it after.

[Dogmeat]

Sprinkle sea salt around you in a circle, spin 3 times left, 2.5 right, then say the ancient Hopee Native American rain dancer chant and ta-da!

[0gg-the-Gnome]

Its simple, kill the dog.

[Wampbit]

Go to the vodoo woman and be prepared to play some Caribbean

[Randy74]

Curses are not real silly.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 1/30/09 05:37 PM, nonameowns wrote: lol ure 15 and u got hiv.. right

If said 15-year-old had sex (Which isn't at all uncommon) then yes. The 15-year-old could very likely have gotten HIV. Disease doesn't give a shit about your age.

[greenfaerie4]

Sounds like you need a holy priest to do some dispellin' lol.

[Maverick-Alex]

At 1/30/09 07:34 PM, greenfaerie4 wrote: Sounds like you need a holy priest to do some dispellin' lol.

Anti-Magic bottle?

[PWJP]

draw a circle in the ground with spices, get some veggies and start screaming like a retard, while shaking the veggies. this should bring good luck for a month or two.

repeat it 40 times so it will work...

[SCTE3]

It's not a curse, the dog just hasn't been housebroken yet.
When it breaks something give it a punishment, it'll learn eventaully.