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How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 14:14:25 Reply

So we got this new dog from a college guy. At first is seemed all right, but then I realized that the dog brought a curse into my house.

Ever since we got this dog, things have started to break. Here is a list of the damages:
1 Tv (+Mine is getting fucked up so 2 soon)
1 door
1 (My) cellphone
1 Truck Tailgate
1 Truck's rear windshield
1 Automobile charger
Several dishes (Not normal for my family)
And now im HIV positive (Damn dog!)

Does anyone have any suggestions as to how to remove curses? I'm thinking I should look for any Native American remains, and just try to lay them back to rest.


Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.
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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 14:20:21 Reply

Sacrifice a goat.
Read its entrails.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 14:21:08 Reply

/dignity
Have you tried going to the nearest towns sanctum and paying the healer?

Uhh... I need to go do something manly to counter-balance that quote. Lets go lynch a black


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 14:21:23 Reply

At 1/30/09 02:20 PM, aninjaman wrote: Sacrifice a goat.
Read its entrails.

I dont have any goats! Just chickens and horses!

Arise chicken?

Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.
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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 14:24:01 Reply

Just cast Shatter Hex. It doesn't have an associated Attribute so you don't need a high Healing Prayers and only costs 5 Energy to cast.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 14:25:56 Reply

Ok so how is getting HIV positive your dogs fault unless........arrrrghhhhh!!!!! Dear lord gah.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 14:27:13 Reply

At 1/30/09 02:25 PM, lexfury wrote: Ok so how is getting HIV positive your dogs fault unless........arrrrghhhhh!!!!! Dear lord gah.

...So sex with animals is out now?

*sigh* I guess I'll have to find another activity for Saturday nights. Oh... so lonely...


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 17:26:27 Reply

run in circles on your lawn in your underwear screaming boner


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 17:30:35 Reply

At 1/30/09 02:24 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Just cast Shatter Hex. It doesn't have an associated Attribute so you don't need a high Healing Prayers and only costs 5 Energy to cast.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 17:32:10 Reply

H.I.V positive? Hell.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 17:37:12 Reply

lol ure 15 and u got hiv.. right


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 17:43:49 Reply

Put your penis in a microwave.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 17:50:38 Reply

Dying is a pretty efficient way to remove a curse.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 17:55:53 Reply

Either
(a): You're making shit up.
(b): Someone in your family's been doing this shit.
(c): It's a major coincidence, and you're just really unlucky.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 18:46:46 Reply

Go see the healer in Megaton.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 18:47:47 Reply

At 1/30/09 02:14 PM, pointydagger wrote: And now im HIV positive (Damn dog!)

FURRYFURRYFURRYFURRYFURRYFURRY


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 18:49:12 Reply

CURE FOR CURSES- Stop believing you, or anything around you can carry a curse.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 18:49:48 Reply

At 1/30/09 06:47 PM, doody1 wrote:
At 1/30/09 02:14 PM, pointydagger wrote: And now im HIV positive (Damn dog!)
FURRYFURRYFURRYFURRYFURRYFURRY

I haven't tasted ignorance like this.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 18:50:24 Reply

At 1/30/09 02:20 PM, aninjaman wrote: Sacrifice a goat.
Read its entrails.

Make sure to read them in greek though, cause those are the only languages gods understand.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 18:51:08 Reply

Go see a Witch Docter!

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 18:51:29 Reply

Take a butcher knife and slice the dogs ears off, then proceed the take the blood and sprinkle it on your door knob.
Then take the remains of the dog and bury it (it should still be alive) and when it's in the dug out hole, defecate in your hands and rubs it where the dogs ears should be, then take the same butcher knife from before and slice its throat.
Bury it after.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 19:07:43 Reply

Sprinkle sea salt around you in a circle, spin 3 times left, 2.5 right, then say the ancient Hopee Native American rain dancer chant and ta-da!


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 19:25:47 Reply

Its simple, kill the dog.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 19:27:20 Reply

Go to the vodoo woman and be prepared to play some Caribbean

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 19:28:30 Reply

Curses are not real silly.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 19:30:18 Reply

At 1/30/09 05:37 PM, nonameowns wrote: lol ure 15 and u got hiv.. right

If said 15-year-old had sex (Which isn't at all uncommon) then yes. The 15-year-old could very likely have gotten HIV. Disease doesn't give a shit about your age.

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 19:34:17 Reply

Sounds like you need a holy priest to do some dispellin' lol.


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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 19:35:30 Reply

At 1/30/09 07:34 PM, greenfaerie4 wrote: Sounds like you need a holy priest to do some dispellin' lol.

Anti-Magic bottle?

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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 19:39:15 Reply

draw a circle in the ground with spices, get some veggies and start screaming like a retard, while shaking the veggies. this should bring good luck for a month or two.

repeat it 40 times so it will work...
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Response to How Should I Remove A Curse? 2009-01-30 19:44:52 Reply

It's not a curse, the dog just hasn't been housebroken yet.
When it breaks something give it a punishment, it'll learn eventaully.


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