Eyelovepoozy, or is it?

[Jackotrades]

Let us think for a second, we all have acquainted ourselves with the sheer awesomeness of the mod we care for *cough* know as Eyelovepoozy, and all his silly, sarcastic, over the top, outragous, and often rude jokes, locks, topics, etc. But, the fact that for such an astounding asshole like poozy (whom I look up to whenever I kick little kittens) has the word "love" in his username, does that seem kinda odd?

Face it, if poozy wanted to, he could probably rename himself as "KillingUAll" or "BigCraneDude" and it would somewhat match what I assume most of us, including him, thinks of him.

Besides, I reckon 1 of 3 things will happen because of what I have posted here:

- Poozy, being the awesome asshole he is, will make a witty reply about how he likes the irony in his name or something that will get a chuckle.
- Poozy will "observe" what responses are said here, theres probably gonna be a massive spam of hatred towards yours truly.....cause something said on the internet has a direct impact on me.
- There will be about 100 views and no responses, which would be quite hilarious, since the big man himself doesnt deny that his name is ironic :P

there is probably a 4th outcome, but me getting banned would NEVER happen, cause the internet is a friendly place where all opinions are respected! .....how big of a hole did I dig yet?

[Drugged]

*Slowly just kind of backs away.*

[Sinitech]

Well, if you take into consideration what comes after love (poozy [or pussy, if you're an idiot]), there's no irony. Because as far as I know, it's impossible not to love that.

[Acid]

I'm not even sure what poozy is.

Maybe if you want to be accepted by this person be or become "poozy?"

[MrNiceGuy]

I'm bearly getting the hang of the forums, so I wouldn't know.

[Greenfrost6]

You know, I haven't actually thought of it THAT way before.

Maybe he wasn't ALWAYS an ignorant witty asshole. (I mean ignorant witty asshole in a good way. Please don't ban me >_<

[foshiznay]

Yes, the name is ironic... But irony is a good thing :D

[Sevkat]

At 1/30/09 01:30 AM, Acid wrote: I'm not even sure what poozy is.

It means Pussy.

[Acid]

At 1/30/09 01:30 AM, Sinitech wrote: Well, if you take into consideration what comes after love (poozy [or pussy, if you're an idiot]), there's no irony. Because as far as I know, it's impossible not to love that.

Well after taking offense to your post for calling me an idiot.

wham

Apparently it has to deal with poop. Or poop coming out of a pussy. Or a type of poop.

But we'll just leave it as you calling yourself an idiot.

[Drake]

One outcome fails.

Initials are ELP. Erect LongPenis. Anyone find this strange?

):

Also, irony sucks balls on the internet.

[Acid]

At 1/30/09 01:32 AM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote:

At 1/30/09 01:30 AM, Acid wrote: I'm not even sure what poozy is.

It means Pussy.

urbandictionary doesn't lie quit spreading adamant opinons around ilovepoozy likes cleveland steamers bro

[Sinitech]

At 1/30/09 01:33 AM, Acid wrote: Stuff

Urban dictionary is filled with idiocy anyways. Besides, I was going by what it sounds like if you say it out loud. Who's to say which way poozy meant it? Both statements are, in fact, true, on the basis of lack of information.

[Leeloo-Minai]

I always thought Isle-of-Poozy was wittier.

watch the rush.

[Sevkat]

At 1/30/09 01:36 AM, Acid wrote:

At 1/30/09 01:32 AM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote:

At 1/30/09 01:30 AM, Acid wrote: I'm not even sure what poozy is.

It means Pussy.

urbandictionary doesn't lie quit spreading adamant opinons around ilovepoozy likes cleveland steamers bro

My favorite passtime

[qu3muchach0]

i'm pretty sure the title of the thread implies a gay joke guys...

[Acid]

At 1/30/09 01:36 AM, Sinitech wrote:

At 1/30/09 01:33 AM, Acid wrote: Stuff

Urban dictionary is filled with idiocy anyways. Besides, I was going by what it sounds like if you say it out loud. Who's to say which way poozy meant it? Both statements are, in fact, true, on the basis of lack of information.

Hey man, three things

1). EyeLovePoozy is a 31 year old internet user. He's either married or single. If he were married he'd be getting the same old pussy he's been getting for too many years. If he was single he wouldn't be getting good pussy as a 31 year old crane worker who surfs the BBS all day. Therefor he wouldn't love pussy.
2). Wouldn't both statements be false on the "basis" of lack of information? Or rather one true derived off of EyeLovePoozy's personal opinion which we aren't aware of yet?

My theory sounds better.

Maybe his wife or some hooker took a fat steamy shit into his mouth and he came of a new dawning recently inspiring him to change his name to something we normally would find utterly disgusting.

[Drake]

At 1/30/09 01:43 AM, qu3muchach0 wrote: i'm pretty sure the title of the thread implies a gay joke guys...

I like men.

False, I like tits.

[Sinitech]

At 1/30/09 01:45 AM, Acid wrote: 2). Wouldn't both statements be false on the "basis" of lack of information? Or rather one true derived off of EyeLovePoozy's personal opinion which we aren't aware of yet?

Actually, not really, considering either statement could be true either way, depending on Poozy's definition of poozy.

Maybe his wife or some hooker took a fat steamy shit into his mouth and he came of a new dawning recently inspiring him to change his name to something we normally would find utterly disgusting.

This made me lol really hard.

[Drake]

At 1/30/09 01:50 AM, squf wrote: shut tha fuck ^ faggots

Shutcha mouth, son!

[ChaDMcBaDD]

1. Pooze 3 up, 2 down
The slippery anal juice that is excreted after savage pounding of the rectum. Pooze is also known for the extra thick blood created by the anal fissures that a woman suffers after savage anus pounding.

2. pooze 6 up, 7 down
Pooze is a contraction of Pussy juice, or pussy ooze. In other words, its the whitish milky stuff that oozes from a horny girls pussy when you eat and fuck her.

3. pooze 3 up, 1 down
Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...

~~~~~~~~~

1. poozie 5 up, 7 down
A slang word of pussy.

2. poozie 7 thumbs down
When a n***a says something stupid or if something was stupid; wack

3. Poozie 5 up, 13 down
A lonely young man living in Iowa. A "poozie" feels that his pathetic, dead-end life is completely depressing because he lives so far away from where anything interesting is ever likely to happen.

~~~~~~~~~~

1. poozy 1 up, 1 down
poo coming out of a pussy

2. poozy 1 up, 8 down
It is what you call a womens butthole. In terms of sexual relations. :P

3. poozy 3 up, 15 down
A squirty poo. Poozies can come in squezzy bottles. They are better fresh. Next time you have a very squirty poop, collect it and sell it as a poozy.

~~~~~~~~~~~

it could mean ANYTHING.

[DraGoN-RaGe-9001]

poozy is like 35 insulting 13 year olds.........yeah..................

[Rozner]

Irony is what makes normal situations hilarious. I mean, look at Oedipus.

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 1/30/09 01:32 AM, foshiznay wrote: Yes, the name is ironic... But irony is a good thing :D

Sounds like someone needs to read up on what the word irony means.

[Shakyjake]

At 1/30/09 11:51 AM, agustana wrote: Eye love pussy

I mean, what.

There's supposed to be a comma in it.

Its Eye love, pussy.

This is a reference to his wish to skull fuck your mother's eye-sockets. And to his opinion that you are a pussy.

=)

[DM692]

You know that big red brick building down the street?

That's called the Asylum. I'm going to call them, and some people in white coats are going to come and let you.. erherm.. play... In the Asylum, okay?

[Shakyjake]

At 1/30/09 12:03 PM, agustana wrote: That mission was accomplished long ago. I got it on videotape, btw.

Really?!

Cos I was just kidding...

[Duffi]

I like the amount of dick-sucking in this thread. In fact, I almost got a stiffy by the sheer hilariousness coming from this pathetic attempt at sucking up.

And if by "sarcastic and satirical" you mean "likes to make fun of easily trolled retards" then you're right.

Conclusion: Go suck a dick. Again.

[HandsomePete]

look! it's his ass!

[BananaBreadMuffin]

I have met him, and while I can't verify if he actually does love poozy or not, he certainly likes meat.

[pyromaniac616]

Sorry, but BBM is more evil than ELP. Actually, come to think about it, both are trumped by Poxpower, the almighty force of nature on the forums.

Also I think ELP has gone to London for the week.