I've got a physics test tomorrow...

[Lorkas]

And I don't know shit about what we're studying about. SO newgrounds, should I get "sick" and not go to school tomorrow? And by sick I mean "Mommy! I feel like I'm going to puke and my head hurts!"

[thisisL]

Study damnit...

That's what you're freaking supposed to do.

[andhination]

At 1/28/09 05:48 PM, thisisL wrote: Study damnit...

That's what you're freaking supposed to do.

I think he's saying he doesn't know what he's meant to study.

Anyway, just be sick. Then ask your friends what it was about, and then study that, because you'll have to do it anyway later.

[Dragoonwing]

Go into class tomorrow and take your F like a man you dumbass!

[Haynesyb0y]

I get this whenever there is a Chemistry test. I know fuck all about the topic but half the questions are just common sense.

Anyway, if you do shit just say you will try harder next time: YOU CAN'T DO BETTER THAN YOUR BEST BUDDY!

[Lorkas]

Thanks for the replies guys.

Anyways funny story, last lesson I was being an ass so the teacher said "kk noob now u rite test from last lesson". So my friends literally wrote the test for me.

[ZombieKangaroo]

Yeah, faking sick is probably the best idea in this situation.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

Physics is easy.

One day really won't help - either study now or program all the formulas into your calculator so you won't need them memorized.

[4Doctodragon]

You should study. Trust me, the effort you put into reviewing the workbook before a test really pays off.

[Lorkas]

At 1/28/09 05:57 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: You should study. Trust me, the effort you put into reviewing the workbook before a test really pays off.

No but the problem is that I actually have to understand, and not just memorize stuff. This isn't history.

[4Doctodragon]

At 1/28/09 05:58 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 1/28/09 05:57 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: You should study. Trust me, the effort you put into reviewing the workbook before a test really pays off.

No but the problem is that I actually have to understand, and not just memorize stuff. This isn't history.

Psssh, fine okay, just fail.

[Lorkas]

At 1/28/09 06:03 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote:

At 1/28/09 05:58 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 1/28/09 05:57 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: You should study. Trust me, the effort you put into reviewing the workbook before a test really pays off.

No but the problem is that I actually have to understand, and not just memorize stuff. This isn't history.

Psssh, fine okay, just fail.

I'm getting to that.

[Dragoonwing]

I'll be suprised if you parents even fall for the "I'm sick for a day" bit. The only time my parents would let me stay home sick is if I was either vomitting or too exhausted to even function.

[evan210]

At 1/28/09 05:57 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Physics is easy.

One day really won't help - either study now or program all the formulas into your calculator so you won't need them memorized.

yeah if you have a TI-83 or above, just use the "Noteflio" program or whatever and type in the answers...
i really love how the school thinks we need our calculators to help us learn, when really all we do is learn how to cheat on tests :P

[Akkere]

Ok if you're gonna be sick, you might as well be sick for the week. Because lets face it, would you believe someone was sick for ONE day which that day just so happened to be the same day as the test? Plus who's to say that a lot of other people were "sick" for the day and your teacher just postponed the test AFTER the day you chose to be sick. But however I would strongly reccomend that you study at least. Because there is a 65% chance of fail in the strategy your conducting. Just write down all the stuff in your book and summarize it all down into small facts to remember (or look up a song about it on youtube... you look at this with a weird expression on your face but you would be surprised at what you can find). Once you have the facts written down on a notepad then just go over it again when you wake up in the morning. Maybe even wake up like, 15 minutes earlier then usual or 30 minutes earlier, depending on how big this test is.

[1Tyla1]

Just do it.

[newgroundskeeperjim]

happens to me all the time. just stay up late, and cram the hell out of the test. If youre tired in the morning, get some caffeine and sleep it off when you get home from school. It works for me.

[Patton3]

You'v got a big test tomorrow in a subject you know nothing about, yet you're blogging. That's incredibly smart.

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

Either study or get "sick" for a few days and use those days to study more

[Maverick-Alex]

You either run away form your problems or accept full responsibility for your stupid actions.

Study or fail.

[Mystery-Moon-Pie]

I don't know what chemistry class you go to, but sheesh, you have it easy (poster who said about his chem class).

[OneLastCaress]

Physics...
I can't even begin to attempt to think about helping you.

[Rocker23220]

just remember

Fnet=max

[Bryony]

Oh for fucks sake there are far worse things you'll have problems with. Man up, revise and do that test!

[bobbycat77]

just wing it and take it like a man

and when i say it i mean test

and when i say test i mean dick

[SatanHam]

pi = 3.14
u can thank me later.
:D

[keepitsimple]

Get off the forum. Study. and Good luck.

[DevilDog016]

Sleep and relax.
Then go to school.
Go to your physics teacher, violently grab him by the neck, and growl at him "If you don't pass me, I'll accelerate my boot up your arse, and transfer its momentum with such velocity and acceleration, you'll never be able to transfer momentum from your colon to your feces again, you adiabatic bastard". You'll get A++ in no time.

Yeah, I suck at physics, too. I have absolutely no idea what the hell I've just written above.

[BlindShoemaker]

i think every kid should do this just ONCE in his life

while you're faking sick study plz...

[Lorkas2]

Good luck me.