lick shit to save the world?

[ilovecandy2]

If the world was about to end and God told you he would save the planet if you licked the shit out of the 100 most dirty toilets in the world what would you say? Would you do it for the greater good I mean you'd be saving billions of humans and trillions of other species. Or would you do what i would do and refuse letting the world come to a sad untimely end!

By the way when i say dirty i mean imagine the fattest man in the world has just had fifty kebabs for dinner and used the toilet without flushing.. and when you done it must be spotless..

[dx5231]

Why licking the shit when you can simply wash it with some water and soap.

[Strongbow]

At 1/26/09 03:51 PM, Fyndir wrote: To give in to such a demand would simply encourage this god to do something similar next time he is bored.

So no.

You're clever.
I thoroughly endorse this post.

[ilovecandy2]

At 1/26/09 03:51 PM, Fyndir wrote: To give in to such a demand would simply encourage this god to do something similar next time he is bored.

So no.

what if the god assured you he'd only be doing it once

[andhination]

At 1/26/09 03:59 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote:

At 1/26/09 03:51 PM, Fyndir wrote: To give in to such a demand would simply encourage this god to do something similar next time he is bored.

So no.

what if the god assured you he'd only be doing it once

How can I trust this guy? He's making me lick shit to save the world.

[Smashedsmurf]

God doesn't exist, so I probably would stop smoking so much dope.

[ilovecandy2]

At 1/26/09 04:01 PM, Smashedsmurf wrote: God doesn't exist, so I probably would stop smoking so much dope.

look guys it my scenario so stfu In this scenario god exists and hes really only going to do this once before he goes to sleep for a million years.......

[RubberTrucky]

I'll trust someone else would be willing to comply.

If not, they didn't deserve to live anyway.

I know I didn't.

[blazer133]

At 1/26/09 04:02 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote:

At 1/26/09 04:01 PM, Smashedsmurf wrote: God doesn't exist, so I probably would stop smoking so much dope.

look guys it my scenario so stfu In this scenario god exists and hes really only going to do this once before he goes to sleep for a million years.......

I would ask him why he can't lick it, and while he's busy with the question i'll make my escape.

[JKMonkey]

since god doesnt exist how would he tell me to lick the shit out of 100 toilets?

for the sake of the argument...

ok, lets say there is a god, and he told me that inorder to save the world, i had to lick the shit out of 100 of the worlds most dirty toilets, i would say no, just because i could wind up becoming severly ill from eating shit and it would be gross

[floodr2008]

At 1/26/09 03:49 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote: If the world was about to end and God told you he would save the planet if you licked the shit out of the 100 most dirty toilets in the world what would you say? Would you do it for the greater good I mean you'd be saving billions of humans and trillions of other species. Or would you do what i would do and refuse letting the world come to a sad untimely end!

Tasty...

But one hundred is way too many. 1 or 2 tops. And that would only be for the entire universe, not just one, little planet.

Yes I'm Selfish

[ilovecandy2]

But one hundred is way too many. 1 or 2 tops. And that would only be for the entire universe, not just one, little planet.

Yes I'm Selfish

maybe you could come to a compromise with god

[JaY11]

Fuck that, everyone can die.

[niiifer]

God is dead.

[jewdudewtf]

I wouldn't do it. Not because I'm a bad person, but because of the embarrassment and ridicule I'll receive when everyone is still alive.

Oh hey, its the guy that saved us all.
Yeah, but he licked down 100 of the dirtiest shits.
Lol your right.
SHIT EATER!

[Sensationalism]

I wouldn't. I'd only be able to enjoy the world for a few more years anyway. Might as well end it now.

[joabos]

Fuck people, i'm not gonna eat the shit out of 100 toilets. Even if i must die too, i wouldn't lick anything.
Infact, i'd call a few billion people to kick god's ass.

[dkwrtw]

I wouldn't get out of bed to save the world, I wouldn't be bothered at all if the world ended today.

[4Doctodragon]

Would I have to lick them bowls clean or could I just press my tongue against it once?

[MysticFunk]

hey god are you yanking my chain?

[Racoonmario]

So, the girls from 2girls1cup are our new saviors?

[TheGimped]

No, even for god, and the entire human race, and every race of animal/insect on the planet, I don't think I could do that.

Get the chicks from 2 girls 1 cup, they'd be up for it.

[DocSprite]

At 1/26/09 04:01 PM, Smashedsmurf wrote: God doesn't exist, so I probably would stop smoking so much dope.

If you don't believe in God and/or want to bash God in your post, then don't post in a thread related to God.

And no, it's probably not my fault alone that the world is ending, so people should have to help me licking the toilets.

[The-Laugher-Of-Lor]

That asshole can send Jesus down to do it for me.

[Dorkcraft]

At 1/26/09 03:51 PM, dx5231 wrote: Why licking the shit when you can simply wash it with some water and soap.

I agree with this well put statement.

[AapoJoki]

Why must this perilous task fall on my shoulders alone? Why can't God hire like 1,000 people to lick that shit? And shouldn't God choose people who excel at licking shit or are into that sort of stuff?

[The-Laugher-Of-Lor]

At 1/26/09 05:23 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Why must this perilous task fall on my shoulders alone? Why can't God hire like 1,000 people to lick that shit? And shouldn't God choose people who excel at licking shit or are into that sort of stuff?

If that was the case, he'd probably get a bunch of germans.

[AngryDaniel]

i would kill myself to save the universe

[jhol1007]

Hell, to save the world then yes! I would ask him to destroy the world, just so i could lick one nasty toilet! I love that shit!!!

[OneLastCaress]

how creative.
Keep it up, man.