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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-26 13:14:23 Reply

Can't be bothered to read this thread so I will just say...

RULE 34!

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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-26 13:16:32 Reply

Buddy, you arguing realistic adoption policies, in a show about a TALKING FUCKING SPONGE

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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-26 13:38:18 Reply

He obviously engaged in interspecial sex and a half-crab, half-whale with strong whale genes resulted from the relationship.

And god said let there be Pearl - Book of Crabs 1:1

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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-26 13:42:49 Reply

At 1/26/09 04:34 AM, KalebKore wrote: You've gone mad.

Like a regretful Dingo.

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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-26 13:44:05 Reply

I loved that show. I remember watching the episode where Spongebob and Patrick learn to swear and they blocked all the 'bad words' with foghorn SFX.

Ahh, childhood...


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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-26 14:41:07 Reply

I think its pretty obvious that you are the greatest NGer ever.


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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-26 15:09:49 Reply

I meant to add this picture before, as you can see anatomically there is no resemblance. Most perplexing.

Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl


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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-26 15:36:55 Reply

Well, Mr Krabs at least had her as a baby because there's a picture of her as one.

PS. Who gives a shit? It's a cartoon.


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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-26 15:37:45 Reply

let's over examine a shit skit.

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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-27 05:18:26 Reply

At 1/26/09 01:17 PM, Otto wrote: He married a single woman with a child, after the real father died. She then proceeded to die also, leaving Pearl with Mr Krabs. Simple.

Shit Bruv, its all making sense now! Thank you sir.


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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-28 17:09:40 Reply

At 1/26/09 01:42 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 1/26/09 04:34 AM, KalebKore wrote: You've gone mad.
Like a regretful Dingo.

The only regrets I have involve a shemale and an 8-ball.


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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-28 17:21:55 Reply

At 1/26/09 08:53 AM, H-K-S wrote: Commencing spongebob hentai in 1... 2... 3....

Please do not even make me think of that.That would be worse than most horror movies.


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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-28 17:28:25 Reply

He raped a whale.


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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-28 17:33:15 Reply

At 1/26/09 05:21 AM, Aci6 wrote:
At 1/26/09 04:21 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Cartoons are strange. They are cartoons. Therefore they make no sense. Most individuals watchin cartoons are so naive they cannot see the truths lie behind this peace and comedy, but I do. O_o
Just typical cartoon bullshit. To question one aspect of Sponge bob square pants as being legit is to start talking about numbers in order and how you spell them.

One, two, three...

Spongebob is not funny. EXCEPT for this.


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Response to Mr Krabs Daughter Pearl 2009-01-28 19:50:02 Reply

At 1/28/09 05:28 PM, Lorkas wrote: He raped a whale.

To do that he would have had to actually climb into her vagina and spunked directly on the egg. I doubt a crabs sperm would be able to fertilize a whales egg, the outer shell would surely be too hard.

I think the most likely answer is that Pearl is a stepdaughter to Mr Krabs, sadly her mother must have passed away, maybe killed by a Pod of Orca.


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