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He obviously engaged in interspecial sex and a half-crab, half-whale with strong whale genes resulted from the relationship.
And god said let there be Pearl - Book of Crabs 1:1
I loved that show. I remember watching the episode where Spongebob and Patrick learn to swear and they blocked all the 'bad words' with foghorn SFX.
I meant to add this picture before, as you can see anatomically there is no resemblance. Most perplexing.
At 1/26/09 01:17 PM, Otto wrote: He married a single woman with a child, after the real father died. She then proceeded to die also, leaving Pearl with Mr Krabs. Simple.
Shit Bruv, its all making sense now! Thank you sir.
At 1/26/09 01:42 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 1/26/09 04:34 AM, KalebKore wrote: You've gone mad.Like a regretful Dingo.
The only regrets I have involve a shemale and an 8-ball.
At 1/26/09 08:53 AM, H-K-S wrote: Commencing spongebob hentai in 1... 2... 3....
Please do not even make me think of that.That would be worse than most horror movies.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
At 1/26/09 05:21 AM, Aci6 wrote:At 1/26/09 04:21 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Cartoons are strange. They are cartoons. Therefore they make no sense. Most individuals watchin cartoons are so naive they cannot see the truths lie behind this peace and comedy, but I do. O_oJust typical cartoon bullshit. To question one aspect of Sponge bob square pants as being legit is to start talking about numbers in order and how you spell them.
One, two, three...
Spongebob is not funny. EXCEPT for this.
Yes. | Someone brought the ruckus.
At 1/28/09 05:28 PM, Lorkas wrote: He raped a whale.
To do that he would have had to actually climb into her vagina and spunked directly on the egg. I doubt a crabs sperm would be able to fertilize a whales egg, the outer shell would surely be too hard.
I think the most likely answer is that Pearl is a stepdaughter to Mr Krabs, sadly her mother must have passed away, maybe killed by a Pod of Orca.