Forum Topic: I have some love advice for you all

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Electric-Bla

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Posted at: 1/25/09 12:56 AM

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At one point in your life you will fall in love with what seems to be a stranger. I assure you, she is not. She knows the rules, and through soul-searching, you may find that you do too. You will notice that all you can think of is full commitment, a thought common only to you. You are to tell this woman how you are feeling, doing everything possible to make sure she understands you. Once you have her listening, you are not to give her up or let her down. If you try to run, she will feel deserted. Do not make her cry. Never utter the word "goodbye" while you're talking to her. And above all, be completely truthful. If you are not, she will become injured.

While at first she seemed a stranger to you, you will find that you've known each other for quite some time. You may notice increasingly painful heart palpitations, but despite the looks of pain on your face, the woman will continue talking to you, seemingly blind to your pain. However, she knows inside what's going on, and gradually, so will you. It will become clear that it is all a game, and that whether you like it or not, it will be played.

You are to immediately pick the woman up she is. You must let her know that you will not relinquish her to anybody, nor will you set her down. You are not to run around with her or leave her somewhere by herself. Make sure she does not cry, and, still avoiding the word "goodbye," let her know you are an honest man and that you will not hurt her.

If you are able to do overcome this trial successfully, you will eventually find the love of your life.

Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

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Daddy-L-Jackson

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Posted at: 1/25/09 12:59 AM

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What the fuck is this newgrounds?


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AceAnimation

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Posted at: 1/25/09 01:01 AM

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Kay thx.

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Posted at: 1/25/09 01:02 AM

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At 1/25/09 12:56 AM, Electric-Bla wrote:

She knows the rules

And so do you


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Posted at: 1/25/09 01:04 AM

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I couldn't resist rickrolling myself after that.

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Digital-Terror

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Posted at: 1/25/09 01:05 AM

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At 1/25/09 01:02 AM, Xarnor wrote:
At 1/25/09 12:56 AM, Electric-Bla wrote:
She knows the rules

And so do you

I believe she's thinking about a full commitment.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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Elios

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Posted at: 1/25/09 01:07 AM

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Heed his words Newgrounds...

You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

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Exceptional work fine fellow! It seems you have fettered me! Oh-ha. Ha-ha.

But seriously, pretty nice work.

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MultiCanimefan

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Posted at: 1/25/09 01:08 AM

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I'm not going though all that for an "eventually." You best be joking.

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Argh. Where's my fail pic..

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eyeothestorm

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Posted at: 1/25/09 01:12 AM

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I hope you didn't sit there and actually write that out yourself.

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Electric-Bla

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Posted at: 1/25/09 01:14 AM

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At 1/25/09 01:12 AM, eyeothestorm wrote: I hope you didn't sit there and actually write that out yourself.

/x/

Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

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AceAnimation

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At 1/25/09 01:07 AM, Elios wrote: Heed his words Newgrounds...

You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

He just wants to tell us what hes feeling.

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DariusR

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Posted at: 1/25/09 01:16 AM

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At 1/25/09 01:14 AM, Electric-Bla wrote:
At 1/25/09 01:12 AM, eyeothestorm wrote: I hope you didn't sit there and actually write that out yourself.
/x/

Mooooaaaarrrrrrr 4chan.

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ashman23

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Posted at: 1/25/09 02:22 AM

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not everyone's the same dickhead

I have some love advice for you all


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wedgeman

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Posted at: 1/25/09 02:29 AM

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You forgot the first step;
TURN OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET A LIFE!

and the warning (For nerds like me)

Warning:
The following text is advising leaving your current residence for more then a new video game, or a new console. If you are offended by such material, or have not left your room in the last six years, or spend 3-9 hours a day looking up hentai, or making troll threads, please remove yourself from society at your next opportunity.

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beeryayghost

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Posted at: 1/25/09 02:31 AM

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Is your name Rick by any chance?


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VladimirJFaust

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Posted at: 1/25/09 02:32 AM

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You know, I have never been Rick Rolled that good before. I had to read the post twice to make sure I wasn't going crazy. Good job on making me laugh.

My love advice? Don't fall in love.
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Posted at: 1/25/09 03:12 AM

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Oh Electric-Bla, I feel the same way. Take me in your arms!

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KennyD

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Amen?

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swaenK

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Posted at: 1/25/09 03:42 AM

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You haven't dated an angry bitches before man. They aren't very emotional because they have many other things on their minds that they desire to make their lives complete. Maybe if you're married and you got into some terrible fight it can get that emotional and turbulent, but most relationships can go hard and end fast. Emotions are nice.

Serious long term relationships are hard to come by. One side of the party carries a whip and balance shifts back and forth between the two, the whip shifting hands. Eventualy some one becomes bored and loses content in the relationship and it's over because she ends up fucking some asshole at a party. I mean... what? Or her boyfriend shows up the next morning, or her personality instantly changes because she's a crazy fuck, or she's a complete hoe and never calls you back because you're too nice of a guy and are relatively useless because you aren't loaded with $$$.

Long story, girls are fun. Good relationships are amazing. I try not to get in fights or get over emotional. Love is beautiful just like emotions... bla bla bla some girls suck, same with most guys im sure. Try not to be one of these hoes :p


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Posted at: 1/25/09 03:44 AM

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You people still find this shit funny?

Next time make it more obvious.

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Electric-bla? more like Electric BRA!
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but not really.


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