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A starbucks in England? I am so moving there.

You WANT to ask her out? What if she says no? Ever thought of that?

Also aren't you the insanely muscular guy with bacne?

At 1/24/09 04:19 PM, Lorkas wrote: You WANT to ask her out? What if she says no? Ever thought of that?

Also aren't you the insanely muscular guy with bacne?

Yeah sorry, never mind that. My friend was posting.

Anyways, try to approach her when she's alone. Wait for the right moment but make it look like you "accidentally" ran into her. I hope this works, I'm not a playa-stud.

At 1/24/09 01:02 PM, darknessdweller wrote: Go to the Outback!!

You'll always come back for more

Oh wait, wrong slogan

Forget all your worries er sum shit

I hate you so much right now.

At 1/24/09 01:00 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

She is single, I got her facebook profile.

Because everything is official if its on facebook right?

Take her for lunch one day on a weekend.

Meet up somewhere small and just treat her to lunch. Eating provides ample conversation time, and ample topics regarding superficial details about the other person that you should probably get to know.

It's also a very low pressure situation for her so she's more likely to accept. She's not around her friends, and if things go poorly they never have to know. Unfortunately this can be a deciding reason when a girl gets approached by someone her friends may not approve of.

At 1/24/09 03:42 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Basement I guess.

You're so romantic.

Take her to a strip bar.

At 1/24/09 12:43 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I'm a 15 year old boy living in Bristol (England)

Would you happen to have seen the show Skins? It was filmed in Bristol. Also do whatever they do in Skins. Meet a girl, take her to your house, have sex, smoke weed. Next day get a blowjob, go to a house party get pissed, then have sex in that house with your girlfriend. Then move onto next girl.

Or you could just take her to the cinemas and drop her off home and just before you drop her off, go to kiss her but not 100%, you go for 90% upto her mouth, she will do the 10%. If she tongues you carry on for like a few seconds then go. If she just doesnt do nothing at 90% and you stand there for like 4 seconds then quickly kiss her on the cheek and go.

If she calls you into the house that means instant sex.

If you have a successful tongue/ing then she is your girlfriend.

If you do the quick kiss on the cheek, NEVER EVER SEE HER AGAIN.

honestly, any place but the movies and dinner

At 1/24/09 12:43 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

I'm a 15 year old boy living in Bristol (England), there's a girl I want to ask out, but where is the best place to take her? There's a Nightclub I offered to take her to called "Dojo" & in the city there is also 2 large shopping areas & a Starbucks. Where should I ask her to go with me to?

What you started on your first Topic post.

Simple!!!!!!

Wherever you go, make sure you pay for her.

At 1/24/09 12:43 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I'm a 15 year old boy living in Bristol (England), there's a girl I want to ask out, but where is the best place to take her? There's a Nightclub I offered to take her to called "Dojo" & in the city there is also 2 large shopping areas & a Starbucks.

Where should I ask her to go with me to?

Knock her out, drag her to a dark alley, and fuck the shit out of her.

At 1/24/09 06:43 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

Also, about me acting in Skins... Look out for me.

That's pretty sweet if you were in a T.V series! I'm gonna look up the show if you were actually in it!

At 1/24/09 01:00 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

At 1/24/09 12:48 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Ask her where she wants to go.

Actually, thankyou VERY much for that

That's what I said.

You just like nazis in uniforms don't you? DON'T YOU???

At 1/24/09 01:00 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

At 1/24/09 12:48 PM, Basspro55 wrote: Go to a movie with her if she even bothers to say yes dont get your hopes extremely up she might already be taken

She is single, I got her facebook profile.

How reliable. A facebook profile.

At 1/24/09 12:46 PM, Brick-top wrote: You should ask her instead of asking NG because evidently this site is great on advice.

It's just as great as asking a deaf mute.

Agreed. However, if she doesn't decide either, I'd suggest a restaurant. Since it appears to be your first date (not sure, but seems like it from your writing), don't get too serious, but I'd say a restaurant, movie, or bike ride sounds pretty good. Nothing you didn't already think of, I'm sure, but I don't expect you'd appeal to the idea of taking her skydiving, either.

At 1/24/09 12:43 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I'm a 15 year old boy living in Bristol (England), there's a girl I want to ask out, but where is the best place to take her? There's a Nightclub I offered to take her to called "Dojo" & in the city there is also 2 large shopping areas & a Starbucks.

Where should I ask her to go with me to?

If you're 15 I seriously doubt you'll get into Dojos or any other night club for that matter

At 1/24/09 12:46 PM, Brick-top wrote: You should ask her instead of asking NG because evidently this site is great on advice.

It's just as great as asking a deaf mute.

yah nobody wil give you a straight answer and you shouldnt have that much trouble,just look at her personality and conect it with the best place to mach that personality,simple

At 1/24/09 02:13 PM, possum2 wrote:

Where should I ask her to go with me to?

Go to amsterdam get good weed then get high with her. Obvious

Marry her aswell. Oh wait.

Mount Hump. Nah I'm just kidding. If she's a physical person bowling. If shes more entertainment like movies, go to lazer tag. It's hella fun.

Dude, you're still young and have many dates ahead of you. Don't let one date with this chick excite you that much. If you show her how excited you are, your going to scare her away.

Take her out to a nice restaurant (preferably one that you know will do decent food and provide a good, relaxed atmosphere), make sure you pay, then take her for a walk round the city. Maybe buy her a coffee or something.

My first date with my ex mind we just stayed at our table in the restaurant because we didn't stop talking.

Also if it's cold, give her your coat.

At 1/24/09 01:03 PM, kongking948 wrote: The movies.

Bingo.

You should ask your friends.

If you have any. I mean, asking US instead of people in real life really says something about your social life, don't it?

At 1/26/09 01:23 PM, DethX wrote: You should ask your friends.

If you have any. I mean, asking US instead of people in real life really says something about your social life, don't it?

Quoted for emphasis.