No one is a good dancer

[poxpower]

Did you ever see people make jokes about how bad others are at dancing? That's because they're stupid. No one is good at dancing in the same way that you can't be good at having a seizure or at falling down a flight of stairs.

No one knows how to dance. Dancing is nothing. It's stupid. It's just the repetition of an arbitrary pattern punctuated by various acrobatics in the hopes of impressing someone.

So I say: just do your backflip or your little handstand already and let's get it over with. Don't waste 4 minutes of our lives filling your routine with useless unimpressive flailing and clapping.

[andhination]

One exception is Ballroom dancing. That stuff, you need to know how to do, or you'll step on her feet and get fucking slapped.

Memories...

[Sensationalism]

I generally agree with you.

[Kidiri]

At 1/24/09 05:14 AM, poxpower wrote: So I say: just do your backflip or your little handstand already and let's get it over with. Don't waste 4 minutes of our lives filling your routine with useless unimpressive flailing and clapping.

Try telling her that.

[Tribal]

Poxpower is always right.

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[VladimirJFaust]

I agree with you on some of what you are saying. I'm always seeing movies where people are supposed to be dancing but instead they look like they're about to have a heart attack and die or something. Although dances like the Waltz or the Tango need alot of practice to get right.

Also what about the Limbo or doing a Conga line? If you screw up on those you could get seriously hurt lol

[FIGMENTUM]

if you've never been impressed by dancing of any kind then you have my sympathies.

[reverend]

At 1/24/09 05:14 AM, poxpower wrote: No one knows how to dance.

Funny that you mention that.

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[LobsterJohnson]

Are mad because you've told you cant dance?

I think dancing is incredibly fun.

[poxpower]

At 1/24/09 05:22 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: if you've never been impressed by dancing of any kind then you have my sympathies.

It's not because it's impressive that it makes any sense.
I just don't understand why people think they need to dance in clubs. Let professionals do it or do it on your own in some class.

What's the social appeal to dance? It's stupid, why not juggling? Why not handstands? Let's all do handstands.

Dancing is a circus act, not a "means of expression"

[DumbassDude]

It depends on the atmosphere, if you have to dance for the sake of it or at the risk of being judged, then you will look fucking stupid. However, if everyone else is dancing and your not, same thing.

You gotta know when to dance, and if you pick the right time, no one will give a shyit whether your good at dancing or not.

I however, am a fucking brilliant dancer.

[AllReligiousDrunk]

I am a good dancer, last time I danced was yesterday.

I danced alone in Spain once for a audience of several hundreds once! Beat that you..!

[emo-penguin]

The best I can muster is a rather lackluster Robot

[LobsterJohnson]

At 1/24/09 07:07 AM, poxpower wrote: What's the social appeal to dance? It's stupid, why not juggling? Why not handstands? Let's all do handstands.

You have to learn to do both those things but even a baby can dance.Thats why.

Dancing is a circus act, not a "means of expression"

It is to some people.You should stop being so close minded.

[Bramly-apple]

At 1/24/09 07:07 AM, poxpower wrote:

At 1/24/09 05:22 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: if you've never been impressed by dancing of any kind then you have my sympathies.

It's not because it's impressive that it makes any sense.
I just don't understand why people think they need to dance in clubs. Let professionals do it or do it on your own in some class.

What's the social appeal to dance? It's stupid, why not juggling? Why not handstands? Let's all do handstands.

Because its fun and a great stress reliever.

I feel sorry for you if you've never just let yourself go and let your body move to the music. Its the best feeling in the world, of course most people need a few drinks to really let go.

[iscrulz]

At 1/24/09 07:27 AM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: I am a good dancer, last time I danced was yesterday.

I danced alone in Spain once for a audience of several hundreds once! Beat that you..!

They were all laughing at you

CHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHAC HACHACHA

[sirtom93]

Actually dancing is a good release of chemicals in the body.

[Zack]

im pretty sure drunk girls at parties rub their vagina's together in what looks like dancing in an act of friendship.

[TheJamoke]

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. With sexy results.

Argue with this and you can turn in your heterosexual membership card at the front desk.

[AllReligiousDrunk]

At 1/24/09 07:32 AM, iscrulz wrote: They were all laughing at you

CHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHAC HACHACHA

Applauding and whistling actually, jealous bugger..!

[poxpower]

At 1/24/09 07:09 AM, DumbassDude wrote: It depends on the atmosphere, if you have to dance for the sake of it or at the risk of being judged, then you will look fucking stupid. However, if everyone else is dancing and your not, same thing.

No, because:
"It's ok to be the only guy without a mask at a costume party, but it's not ok to be the only one in a costume at a normal party"

At 1/24/09 07:29 AM, LobsterJohnson wrote:

At 1/24/09 07:07 AM, poxpower wrote:

It is to some people.You should stop being so close minded.

If you were really open-minded you'd ask "hey is pox right? Why is he wrong? I'll tell him". Instead, since you're close-minded, you just paste some feel-good phrase you saw on a poster once.

At 1/24/09 07:40 AM, sirtom93 wrote: Actually dancing is a good release of chemicals in the body.

So is 100% of physical activity.
You could replace your dance with spastic jerks and random flips and you'll get the same results.

[Robojester]

So you think you can dance?

[sirtom93]

At 1/24/09 07:40 AM, sirtom93 wrote: Actually dancing is a good release of chemicals in the body.

So is 100% of physical activity.
You could replace your dance with spastic jerks and random flips and you'll get the same results.

I don't think you would, dancing is rhythmic and usually accompanied by music. Your brain can pick up on such things. It's like saying. Jumping of a table, and jumping of a cliff will release the same amount of adrenaline because in both cases you are jumping, but it is different.

[Sensationalism]

At 1/24/09 08:02 AM, THEJamoke wrote: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. With sexy results.

Argue with this and you can turn in your heterosexual membership card at the front desk.

Well obviously her boobs bouncing around is quite nice. But the dancing still looks stupid.

[darknessdweller]

And to think I was gonna get fit and join a dance class...

[poxpower]

At 1/24/09 08:02 AM, THEJamoke wrote: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. With sexy results.

That woman has a Julia Roberts-class mouth. haha

At 1/24/09 08:49 AM, Robojester wrote: So you think you can dance?

Remember that scene at the end of Napoleon Dynamite where he just freaks out and dances on stage and everyone thinks it rules?
Well he just made all of it up. Which tells us what?
That's right. Any retard could do a dance number and no one would be the wiser even if what they did made no sense whatsoever.

At 1/24/09 08:58 AM, darknessdweller wrote: And to think I was gonna get fit and join a dance class...

Real men get fit by joining a punching/ rock-throwing / lumberjack class.
Real men lift heavy objects and break them or throw them at other objects with the intent to cause damage.

Dancing? Please.

[1Tyla1]

At 1/24/09 09:03 AM, poxpower wrote: Real men get fit by joining a punching/ rock-throwing / lumberjack class.
Real men lift heavy objects and break them or throw them at other objects with the intent to cause damage.

So I'm not a real man for wanting to go to the gym to excercise instead of lifting shit? My feeble "muscles" cannot accomplish such tasks.

[swaenK]

Dancing is a fun way to be expressive. I enjoy dancing, it can be a good way to kill time. Some times it's not even dancing, it's just bobbing or swaying with the crowd. You've never been to a dance festival if you haven't danced. When you finally start getting tired, and your buzz is dying then that's about when the dancing ends.

Obviously some people can dance, or at least perform gymnastics. It's hard, I use to try to b-boy a bit until I just quit permanently because it's rather boring by yourself. Take up beatboxing instead, much more loner-friendly.

Dancing is partaking in the energy of the music. If you like the vibes you can express them with dancing. If there's enough space you can really let yourself go. Hoolahoops, glow sticks, twirly-things, etc.

[BostonClock]

Pox, is little Jimmy making fun of your dancing again?

[LobsterJohnson]

At 1/24/09 08:48 AM, poxpower wrote: If you were really open-minded you'd ask "hey is pox right? Why is he wrong? I'll tell him". Instead, since you're close-minded, you just paste some feel-good phrase you saw on a poster once.

I told you why I disagree.You said ''why not juggling? Why not handstands?'' and I said that those sort of things would have to be learned.Which is why people dont do them instead of dancing.Easy as that.