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Paul Blart- Mall Cop

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Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 20:34:08


yeah i saw it. oh boy
the entire movie just plays on how pathetic the main character is
the plot made no sense, random shit happened where random shit shouldnt have happened and the actors were horrible, especially the daughter.
basically its a bunch of segway jokes extended for a movie

really stupid

I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE IT


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 20:55:48


At 1/23/09 08:34 PM, NoneZop wrote: I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE IT

Of course we would! This is Newgrounds!


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 20:59:32


actually the movie had one good part
i really liked his ringtone

fuck i want that ring REALLY BAD


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 21:06:45


He fucked up his headbutt...

Headbutt is for faces, not other foreheads.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 21:07:36


I've never saw it, but SURELY it can't be as bad as the current iterations of the"_______ Movie" series?

You know, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans...

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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 21:12:38


Sounds like Forrest Gump didn't have a definite plot, it was just a biography of a fictional character.

So movies can be kick ass with out a plot right?


True story...

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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 21:50:09


At 1/23/09 09:07 PM, Kart-Man wrote: I've never saw it, but SURELY it can't be as bad as the current iterations of the"_______ Movie" series?
You know, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans...

its called "paul blart mall cop"
ya its quality film making


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 21:52:02


Any movie kevin james is in tends to suck.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 21:53:58


I went to the movies a few days ago to watch it. Sadly I'm caught in the middle because it wasn't bad but it wasn't good either.

Least in my opinion.

Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 21:54:21


i wanted to see it and i will see it because i love kevin james.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 21:55:15


At 1/23/09 08:34 PM, NoneZop wrote: I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE IT

I think you would like it if I shit on your face, sat down on it, and masturbated.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 21:56:29


At 1/23/09 08:34 PM, NoneZop wrote:
I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE IT

Sad but true. Throw in a Mario joke and everyone here would be sold.

:Fuck Mario and Paul Blart.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 21:56:36


Hey, thanks for ruining it for me! *tears up tickets*.

Asshole!

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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 22:20:05


At 1/23/09 09:52 PM, milinko959 wrote: Any movie kevin james is in tends to suck.

get out.
Right the fuck now. Kevin James is funny as hell, cos hes just the right amount of fat.

Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 22:24:01


I saw it. I thought it was actually pretty good! Nice twists, and pretty well written. Nice mixture of pathos in there with good comedy.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 22:28:41


Don't bother with any of the current movies, even Gran Torino, the box topper, is not nearly worth the overpriced seats and what not.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 22:39:03


At 1/23/09 10:20 PM, krazykangaroo wrote: get out.
Right the fuck now. Kevin James is funny as hell, cos hes just the right amount of fat.

And he looks manly with that mustache.

Mm...


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 22:47:27


It was a waste of life.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 22:49:30


To be honest, I do want to see it, I think it looks pretty good.

Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 23:00:01


Well i Didn't go to see Mall Cop Because it seemed Boring i went to see NOTORIOUS perfect 10
it was da best movie ever but i had 2 pay for adult ticket.....it was worth it :) imma see mall cop probably 2morow

Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 23:01:12


At 1/23/09 10:56 PM, Sensationalism wrote: It looked really retarded. I can't believe how well it did in the box office.

When I see that Sooooopaaaaahhhh Nintendo and Mario's Castle Calamity are still on the front page, I can believe how well it did in the box office. I'm not going to see it, so I can't fully comment, but when a trailer doesn't make me laugh, and instead roll my eyes, I don't think it deserves consideration.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 23:02:03


At 1/23/09 11:00 PM, kfc23456 wrote: Well i Didn't go to see Mall Cop Because it seemed Boring i went to see NOTORIOUS perfect 10
it was da best movie ever but i had 2 pay for adult ticket.....it was worth it :) imma see mall cop probably 2morow

But be warned You see Biggie And Lil Kim Having Sex (actors)

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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 23:09:45


I didn't see it but I'm glad it did well. I like Kevin James.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 23:41:31


I heard it was good. I guess not. I watched last chance harry. Seriously, I am not joking. It was pointless. We were so bored in the theater that we were actually trying to sleep instead of watch it.

Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-23 23:52:39


At 1/23/09 11:23 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
Ugh, that's true. I just don't see what humour people find in that kind of stuff. Oh well, guess it will remain a mystery to me.

With the flash here, at least, it's because they don't want to think about the joke at all. In fact, there doesn't even need to be a joke. It's just putting their favorite characters in unnatural situations. It's like the Epic/Date/Disaster Movie phenomena, only when I asked people here before about whether their interest in the 2 (Flash and movie) intersected, they just said the Movie Movies sucked, and they don't realize the irony.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-24 00:02:26


At 1/23/09 10:20 PM, krazykangaroo wrote:
At 1/23/09 09:52 PM, milinko959 wrote: Any movie kevin james is in tends to suck.
get out.
Right the fuck now. Kevin James is funny as hell, cos hes just the right amount of fat.

I stand by this man. Get out.

Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-24 00:05:55


I thought he was HAWT.


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-24 00:07:24


But. What about MIKE MOTHER FUCKING VALLELY!!!


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-24 09:29:33


At 1/23/09 11:01 PM, HandsomePete wrote:
When I see that Sooooopaaaaahhhh Nintendo and Mario's Castle Calamity are still on the front page, I can believe how well it did in the box office. I'm not going to see it, so I can't fully comment, but when a trailer doesn't make me laugh, and instead roll my eyes, I don't think it deserves consideration.

this^

i havent seen marios castle calamity and i dont plan to.
but i saw supah nintendo

it had some shitty parts

it had some good parts

it had a bunch of thing that catered towards ng's audience

it had

Paul Blart- Mall Cop


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Response to Paul Blart- Mall Cop 2009-01-24 21:59:40


see it even scares away posters


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