Sorry to interrupt the fun, but serious question here. Would anyone be interested in a competition where you have to write an arrangement/remix of the Epitaph of Seikilos? It's a 2,000 year-old Greek tune (you can find a .mid on Wikipedia, I'll have to check the legal stuff for that though...). It actually is pretty simple (in the key D starting on the 5th chord (V), or A minor, and pretty much staying on that chord), aside from being in 6/4. There would be no set guideline on the genre, and I honestly think it's simple enough that you could change the rhythm a little bit and do anything with it.
Just wanted to post here before asking mods and getting things together... if there's no interest, I'll just pursue an arrangement as a personal side-project. I honestly think it would be epic and such a sign of homage to the simple origins of music to see this tune brought out of obscurity.
The other tune I was going to try was the Delphic Hymns, but those are harder and in 5/8.