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No, he's saying we have to jerk off in trees. Everyone cums to their roots eventually.

At 4/13/11 04:28 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: No, he's saying we have to jerk off in trees. Everyone cums to their roots eventually.

lol dang, EVERYONE seems to be commenting in the last few hours :P What have you been up to man?

Also, it isn't you who jerks on in trees, nay, it is the tree doing all of the work, and for no pay.

At 4/13/11 04:45 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote: Also, it isn't you who jerks on in trees, nay, it is the tree doing all of the work, and for no pay.

Labor rights for trees NOW!

At 4/13/11 04:45 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote: lol dang, EVERYONE seems to be commenting in the last few hours :P What have you been up to man?

I've been good, just busy with life and school

Also, it isn't you who jerks on in trees, nay, it is the tree doing all of the work, and for no pay.

Trees are people too

At 4/12/11 08:54 PM, Quarl wrote:
Sorry I didn't read your original post about asking some girl out LD but congrats. I completely missed that. Also, no point in wasting a few weeks trying to loose weight. She said it would be fun, so go for it and soon. She'll lose interest if you have no confidence. If you really want to lose weight, do it as you're going out with her. I doubt she's that shallow man.

Yeah she isn't shallow I'm just excited and deciding to channel that energy into losing weight. Can't hurt my chances to be a few pounds lighter haha. But thanks, we're going to see the Chicago Symphony Orchestra this weekend. wewt! high class type date right thur

I now officially have a soul, Chronamut :P

LD, I am happy that you hit the nail on the hat. Hope everything works out for you

At 4/13/11 08:34 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote:

Stuff & Chicago Symphony Orchestra

Damn you! Would love to see them aswell.. =)

Best of luck to ye!

At 4/13/11 09:03 AM, MrSaint wrote: I now officially have a soul, Chronamut :P

LD, I am happy that you hit the nail on the hat. Hope everything works out for you

congrats on your new shiny soul! :3

2 more years until you can enter the halls of men :)

At 4/13/11 05:11 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: Trees are people too

*some people are trees, too!

At 4/13/11 10:21 AM, SBB wrote:

At 4/13/11 05:11 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: Trees are people too

*some people are trees, too!

Some warts are all over people

Yes i vote for the pic thread as well. Meh.. why not.

At 4/13/11 09:58 AM, Chronamut wrote:
2 more years until you can enter the halls of men :)

Does age 22 mean youre a man? I missed the memo

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Also thanks guyz

At 4/13/11 01:43 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote:

Does age 22 mean youre a man? I missed the memo

Damn it that means I have 2 years left of being a woman....

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Also thanks guyz

Hey dude, it takes a lot of guts for some people to just ask. Hell i know how you feel. Though you got a way better response than one of mine. She pulled the "we are friends, it would be weird" card lol

At 4/13/11 01:43 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote:

At 4/13/11 09:58 AM, Chronamut wrote:
2 more years until you can enter the halls of men :)

Does age 22 mean youre a man? I missed the memo

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Also thanks guyz

he just turned 16 lol. I have this theory that anyone under the age of 16 hasn't earned their soul yet and thus anything retarded they say on newgrounds should just be ignored, as should they.

It generally makes life on newgrounds more acceptable.

and 18 naturally is the global age of consent.

At 4/13/11 08:34 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: we're going to see the Chicago Symphony Orchestra this weekend. wewt! high class type date right thur

Holy shit that's a high class date. How much were tickets/ whom is paying for what? Also, what will they be doing/ what's the performance?

At 4/13/11 10:21 AM, SBB wrote:

At 4/13/11 05:11 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: Trees are people too

*some people are trees, too!

some people are sexually attracted to plants...

At 4/13/11 10:21 AM, SBB wrote:

At 4/13/11 05:11 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: Trees are people too

*some people are trees, too!

some people are sexually attracted to plants...

But some plants are sexually attracted to people

At 4/13/11 03:08 PM, MrSaint wrote:

At 4/13/11 10:21 AM, SBB wrote:

At 4/13/11 05:11 AM, Darkmaster603 wrote: Trees are people too

*some people are trees, too!

some people are sexually attracted to plants...

But some plants are sexually attracted to people

Some plants try to look like humans....

This is actually a horseradish i found at an Albersons one time. It made some damn goood meat rub :P

At 4/13/11 03:00 PM, Quarl wrote:

some people are sexually attracted to plants...

you arborsexual you :P

Do you think it's possible...for humans to be attracted...to humans? Gross!

At 4/13/11 03:37 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: Do you think it's possible...for humans to be attracted...to humans? Gross!

I did, once... But that, was, a long time.... AGO!-dramatic music plays as i fall to my knees in a dramatic pose-

At 4/13/11 03:00 PM, Quarl wrote:

At 4/13/11 08:34 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: we're going to see the Chicago Symphony Orchestra this weekend. wewt! high class type date right thur

Holy shit that's a high class date. How much were tickets/ whom is paying for what? Also, what will they be doing/ what's the performance?

For a local college music student? 10 bucks each. Not bad eh? I've seen reggae bands on the street for more money.

At 4/13/11 02:56 PM, Chronamut wrote: and 18 naturally is the global age of consent.

Age of consent is actually 16 in Belgium, as far as I know.

New Hampshire is 16 as well, but I think theres a clause about age gaps or something. So it's like 16 is legal until they're 24 or 21 or something like that.

At 4/13/11 05:00 PM, Mich wrote:

At 4/13/11 02:56 PM, Chronamut wrote: and 18 naturally is the global age of consent.

Age of consent is actually 16 in Belgium, as far as I know.

As far as you... you live there goddamnit.

Same goes for all of Europe except in the many countries where it's even lower. In fact it is 16 in most of the world.

The age of majority aka the age in which you get to post pictures of your saggy hairy balls on the internet, which is probably Chronamut's idea of entering the glistening muscular hall of men, that is usually 18.

And "soul" is an ill-defined concept which is mostly used because it's being confused with mind and which there in any other case exists no evidence for.

ITS TIME TO LET THESE SCUMBAG CRIMINALS KNOW WE'RE NOT YOUR SLAVE SCUMBAG

At 4/14/11 01:43 PM, LaForge wrote: Sexual relations with plants

I saw on an episode of 1000 Ways To Die this chick who bought a carrot and intended to use it as a dildo, but forgot to shave it and it ripped her up inside. She died of blood loss.

I saw that shit too, she was supposed to have been a nymphomaniac. I used to be a nympho, but I didn't go around shoving vegetables up my ass, wtf.

did you see the one where the guy tried to simulate the feel of a vagina by hooking up a car battery to a cows heart and fucked it and then to make the pulsing stronger he plugged it into the outlet and then shocked himself to death with an electrified cow heart on his dick?

FUNNY!!!

At 4/14/11 10:57 AM, Bjra wrote: ITS TIME TO LET THESE SCUMBAG CRIMINALS KNOW WE'RE NOT YOUR SLAVE SCUMBAG

eugh Alex Jones. Dude has zero credibility to me. didn't watch the video.