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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-18 20:47:36 Reply

At 4/18/11 08:27 PM, Alfraydo wrote: Asshole, although there is truth in that you can download the "ultimate beat for sale" for FREE on Newgrounds. Nonetheless, it does not warrant bombing it with a 0. Asshole reviewer indeed.

Lulz, you fell for it too.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-18 21:11:00 Reply

It's "The Ultimate Beat (for sale)"

Some may argue that it's a simple beat that anyone can make, but I assure it it is worth at least twice it's price. The samples I've used are high quality samples that are included in FL studio 10. The kick samples have been placed at a rhythm scientifically proven to make all the girls be all like "woah" at a velocity of 78%. The clap and snare used (at the optimal 78%) share the same qualities of the kick, but they help spread the awesomeness of the kicks out throughout the entire loop so it doesn't overwhelm you. The limiter is also on the master track for your protection, I would be irresponsible of me to let something like this go on the market without some sort of restraint.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-18 21:18:15 Reply

At 4/18/11 09:11 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: ....I would be irresponsible of me to let something like this go on the market without some sort of restraint.

I love you, I want to have your babies.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-18 23:02:42 Reply

At 4/18/11 09:18 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:
At 4/18/11 09:11 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: ....I would be irresponsible of me to let something like this go on the market without some sort of restraint.
I love you, I want to have your babies.

I already had them.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-18 23:40:31 Reply

At 4/18/11 09:11 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: ...the kick samples have been placed at a rhythm scientifically proven to make all the girls be all like "woah" at a velocity of 78%. The clap and snare used (at the optimal 78%)...

source please

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-18 23:40:51 Reply

At 4/18/11 11:02 PM, Psil0 wrote:
At 4/18/11 09:18 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:
At 4/18/11 09:11 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: ....I would be irresponsible of me to let something like this go on the market without some sort of restraint.
I love you, I want to have your babies.
I already had them.

The more the merrier!


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-18 23:47:04 Reply

At 4/18/11 07:15 PM, LogicalDefiance wrote: I am so gonna go buy some organic catnip and try smoking it.

hey, i never said try it. I just thought it twas mad funny. besides, it's a good break from all the weed we love smoking up in this joint. CAN I GET AN AMEN FROM ALL THE POT SMOKING MOTHAS UP IN THIS HIZOUS!?!?! HALLE LOO!!!!!

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-18 23:56:51 Reply

At 4/18/11 11:47 PM, Quarl wrote: besides, it's a good break from all the weed we love smoking up in this joint. CAN I GET AN AMEN FROM ALL THE POT SMOKING MOTHAS UP IN THIS HIZOUS!?!?! HALLE LOO!!!!!

Heavy Marijuana Use May Damage Developing Brain In Teens, Young Adults

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-18 23:59:06 Reply

goddamnit quarl stop dressing in drag already..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RktDkVFhz CI

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-18 23:59:47 Reply

At 4/18/11 11:56 PM, jarrydn wrote:
Heavy Marijuana Use May Damage Developing Brain In Teens, Young Adults

AMEN

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 00:18:47 Reply

^sarcasm is not being picked up on^

At 4/18/11 11:59 PM, brokendeck wrote:
At 4/18/11 11:56 PM, jarrydn wrote:
Heavy Marijuana Use May Damage Developing Brain In Teens, Young Adults
AMEN

lol, you kids and your sources :p

hey jarrydn, i thought you said you smoked? change of heart or was that some other POT MAODFKFOFMF SMOKE AN AMEN!!!!! HALELOO!!!!!

At 4/18/11 11:59 PM, Chronamut wrote: goddamnit quarl stop dressing in drag already..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RktDkVFhz CI

damn, she's pretty. i'd tap that.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 00:20:18 Reply

Banana boxers

They are a base color of blue, with bunches of bananas on them. It rained on me today, the resulting bum-crack lint was green.

I lol'd.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 00:21:31 Reply

At 4/19/11 12:18 AM, Quarl wrote:
lol, you kids and your sources :p

:( I haven't been a kid for almost 20 years. I miss those days when i had no responsibility... :'(

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 00:22:53 Reply

So you know how Deadmau5 fanboy/girls are always having orgasms waiting for a Deadmau5 and Skrillex collaboration?

Look:

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 00:41:38 Reply

At 4/18/11 11:56 PM, jarrydn wrote: Heavy Marijuana Use May Damage Developing Brain In Teens, Young Adults

the amount of evidence behind that article is inadequate.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 00:51:58 Reply

At 4/18/11 11:40 PM, jarrydn wrote:
At 4/18/11 09:11 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: ...the kick samples have been placed at a rhythm scientifically proven to make all the girls be all like "woah" at a velocity of 78%. The clap and snare used (at the optimal 78%)...
source please

Play that at a club and you'll see for yourself. I take no responsibility for your safety when all the gurls in da club be al lik woah and try to fuse their vaginas to your face.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 00:53:06 Reply

At 4/19/11 12:41 AM, Alfraydo wrote:
At 4/18/11 11:56 PM, jarrydn wrote: Heavy Marijuana Use May Damage Developing Brain In Teens, Young Adults
the amount of evidence behind that article is inadequate.

If it didn't come from here I'm not reading it.

Critics on erowid:

Due to the controversial subject matter presented on Erowid.org, the site has drawn praise and criticism from both the media and medical officials. American physician and broadcaster Dean Edell often recommends Erowid to listeners interested in learning about drugs and drug use.[citation needed] On the other hand, Edward Boyer, an emergency-room physician and toxicologist, while admitting that Erowid has a plethora of useful information, argued the site may cause more harm than good to potential drug users. "Though Boyer has since come to cautiously admire Earth and Fire, and no longer refers to their site as 'partisan,' he still argues that Erowid minimizes adverse effects and includes too much dodgy - and potentially harmful - data in its quest to present all sides. 'Erowid is so comprehensive, and so much of the information is correct, that unless you're an expert in medical toxicology you may miss the dangerous information that's close to the surface.'"[5] In the context of this debate, anthropologist Nicolas Langlitz argued that Erowid also serves as a mechanism of postmarket surveillance or pharmacovigilance in the realm of illicit and experimental substances.[6]

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The D.A.R.E. program is consistent with the "zero-tolerance orthodoxy of current U.S. drug control policy." According to researcher Dr. D. M. Gorman of the Rutgers University Center of Alcohol Studies, it supports the ideology and the "prevailing wisdom that exists among policy makers and politicians."[40] It also meets the needs of stake holders such as school districts,[41] parents, and law enforcement agencies. "D.A.R.E. America also has been very successful in marketing its program to the news media through a carefully orchestrated public relations campaign that highlights its popularity while downplaying criticism."[28]
Psychologists at the University of Kentucky concluded that "continued enthusiasm [for D.A.R.E.] shows Americans' stubborn resistance to apply science to drug policy."

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 01:59:07 Reply

Marijuana was put on the earth by satan to tempt the weak-willed. Anyone that advocates marijuana is an agent of satan.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 02:00:19 Reply

Hellz yeh Erowid.

I'd be more concerned about brain cells getting killed off by booze than a bit of smoke anyway.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 02:02:01 Reply

At 4/19/11 01:59 AM, jarrydn wrote: Anyone that advocates marijuana is an agent of satan.

Gotta earn all the points I can if I want the seat next to him in hell! ;D


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 02:05:56 Reply

At 4/19/11 02:02 AM, EchozAurora wrote: Gotta earn all the points I can if I want the seat next to him in hell! ;D

You won't be sitting next to satan. You'll be sitting on top of satan, whilst he violently sodomises your tender asshole.

And the only weed they have in hell is full of seeds and stem.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 02:33:43 Reply

Weed kinda sucks as a drug...

I much moar prefer pills and alcohol.

They're safer in the sense I won't get arrested for them.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 05:59:00 Reply

At 4/19/11 02:33 AM, stratkat wrote: Weed kinda sucks as a drug...

I much moar prefer pills and alcohol.

They're safer in the sense I won't get arrested for them.

awww sad. I known good people to really lose their cool taking drugs like these for the same reason. I'd rather smoke a natural herb with no cuts in it then take pills man.

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I'm still gonna try and smoke some catnip. You can't stop me Quarl.

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There are two known health issues with SMOKING weed. The first is what jarrydn linked in terms of effecting brains of people who havent had all their synaptic pruning stages yet (basically like younger then 22). It mainly has effects on short term memory, however the older you are the less effect it has, and to an adult over or near 22 it has NO effect. The second known problem is that the smoke can damage cilia in the your throat (the little cells that help push down food). However there are other forms of ingestion of THC/CBD that do not retain the issue with cilia. Also paralyzed cilia will simply die and re-grow. Commonly mixed up with the tobacco problem which also paralyzes cilia, but due to the properties of tobacco, also has a chance of becoming malignant. But not weed, weeds in the safe.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 07:55:31 Reply

At 4/19/11 12:22 AM, KieranNG wrote: So you know how Deadmau5 fanboy/girls are always having orgasms waiting for a Deadmau5 and Skrillex collaboration?

Look:

The Track is actually Raise Your Weapon :P No Biggie.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 09:06:09 Reply

it's sunny

it is 70 degrees right now and i actually went outside for more than 10 minutes. the sun felt good on my skin. :3

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 10:51:53 Reply

At 4/19/11 09:06 AM, dekeizer wrote: it's sunny

it is 70 degrees right now and i actually went outside for more than 10 minutes. the sun felt good on my skin. :3

More than 10 minutes?
Crap man, how did you survive out there? And are you sure you're alright?


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 11:25:29 Reply

are any of you fuckers in the seattle area? it's about to get a lot manlier in that city

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 11:53:14 Reply

At 4/19/11 11:25 AM, loansindi wrote: it's about to get a lot manlier in that city

WATCH OUT GUYS LOANS IS ABOUT TO LEAVE SEATTLE

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 12:44:01 Reply

At 4/19/11 11:53 AM, jarrydn wrote:
At 4/19/11 11:25 AM, loansindi wrote: it's about to get a lot manlier in that city
WATCH OUT GUYS LOANS IS ABOUT TO LEAVE SEATTLE

Ha!
Ba-dum.. you know.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-19 13:04:49 Reply

At 4/19/11 10:51 AM, FairSquare wrote:
At 4/19/11 09:06 AM, dekeizer wrote: it's sunny

it is 70 degrees right now and i actually went outside for more than 10 minutes. the sun felt good on my skin. :3
More than 10 minutes?
Crap man, how did you survive out there? And are you sure you're alright?

my skin is turning red ( not sunburn). shocking, i know.