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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 12:28 PM Reply

also DON'T be clingy - it becoems very obvious when someoen is so anamoured with you it becoems creepy - I've had that happen to me and any interest in the person quickly dies.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 12:41 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 12:28 PM, Chronamut wrote: also DON'T be clingy - it becoems very obvious when someoen is so anamoured with you it becoems creepy - I've had that happen to me and any interest in the person quickly dies.

Unless you're both clingy :p


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 12:50 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 12:28 PM, Chronamut wrote: also DON'T be clingy - it becoems very obvious when someoen is so anamoured with you it becoems creepy - I've had that happen to me and any interest in the person quickly dies.

Clingy is bad, best way to handle it is simply to play it cool.. be excited to see her but make yourself busy in between and don't bend over backwards to see her unless things get serious. Plus being social and funny with her friends is VERY VERY important. no girl wants you in their life unless you fit in nicely with her crowd of friends.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 12:50 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 12:28 PM, Chronamut wrote: also DON'T be clingy - it becoems very obvious when someoen is so anamoured with you it becoems creepy - I've had that happen to me and any interest in the person quickly dies.

Yeah, don´t you just hate that!

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 01:45 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 12:20 PM, YouriX wrote:
At 3/31/11 04:55 AM, FairSquare wrote:
At 3/31/11 04:46 AM, YouriX wrote: I wouldnt recommand Newgrounds humor though. Telling dick jokes to a girl will make you sound like a pervert.
So that's what i've been doing wrong
LOL! However it would still be funny to me if someone actually did that.

Well if you're looking for sex and not a relationship, it's actually best to get on the subject of sex as quick as possible. That way she's comfortable about such things around you. While maybe the classic NG dick jokes won't work, you have to work with something.

And don't ever suck up and compliment them all the time. Make them work for their compliments so you don't seem like a pussy. When a girl tells you something don't be like "that's awesome!" instantly. Tease them about stuff. Don't piss them off, just do it in a friendly way. When you do that successfully it subconsciously "challenges" the woman to be better to you, and then she works to impress you, not the other way around.

Also have a huge penis and drive a Ferrari.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 01:48 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 01:45 PM, EricFreeman wrote:
Also have a huge penis and drive a Ferrari.

So say we all

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 01:55 PM Reply

At 3/30/11 05:45 PM, Phoog wrote:
It was a uni assignment, had to do one for a small 'wack-a-mole' type shooter game. Then had to recreate a level of sonic and then full on do all the sound work for Robocop 2D. Effort.

Sure sounds like a mouthful. /- Robocop 2D sounds interesting??

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 02:08 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 01:45 PM, EricFreeman wrote:

Also i drive a Ferrari because i have a small penis

Fixed it for ya buddy

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 02:13 PM Reply

Actually, surprisingly enough some dick jokes can be effective... You just have to approach a girl like you're not approaching her with a planned out set of guidelines... There are no RULES to talking to a girl, and if you say there are then you should probably insert an xbox into your urethra.

Just shut the fuck up and be natural, if she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you... You shouldn't change how you act to talk to someone, especially a girl, because you know what you call that if you end up in a relationship with them?

Settling

Don't settle, find someone who loves you for who you are and I guarantee you'll be 100000 times happier than if you follow some guidelines to find a "hot chick"


At 3/27/11 10:22 PM, sugarsimon wrote:
the brilliant songs who create a production for music
Wat

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 02:18 PM Reply

Also, spoiler alert:

Hot Chicks are shit in bed

Find a fun cute girl, they're much more satisfying.


At 3/27/11 10:22 PM, sugarsimon wrote:
the brilliant songs who create a production for music
Wat

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 02:24 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 02:18 PM, Envy wrote: Also, spoiler alert:

Hot Chicks are shit in bed

Find a fun cute girl, they're much more satisfying.

I have noticed that smarter women are often better in bed, so yeah

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 02:56 PM Reply

bjra's kinoescalation expert technique

wait for the right moment when shes not looking and put your cock into her hand.

1 in 25 women will have see with you right there. proven statistic

dont believe me, go try it

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 03:02 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 02:08 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote:
At 3/31/11 01:45 PM, EricFreeman wrote:

Also i drive a Ferrari because i have a small penis
Fixed it for ya buddy

I'd trade the size of my penis for a Ferrari.

Hey, most of the feeling is in the first four inches anyways, right? :P
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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 03:07 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 02:56 PM, Bjra wrote: bjra's kinoescalation expert technique

wait for the right moment when shes not looking and put your cock into her hand.

1 in 25 women will have see with you right there. proven statistic

dont believe me, go try it

Very relevant

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 03:11 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 03:07 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote:
At 3/31/11 02:56 PM, Bjra wrote: bjra's kinoescalation expert technique

wait for the right moment when shes not looking and put your cock into her hand.

1 in 25 women will have see with you right there. proven statistic

dont believe me, go try it
Very relevant

that mans technique was off by 4.2 percentiles. If he had incorporated better eyebrow positioning it would have went off without a hitch

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 06:14 PM Reply

At 3/31/11 02:56 PM, Bjra wrote: bjra's kinoescalation expert technique

wait for the right moment when shes not looking and put your cock into her hand.

1 in 25 women will have see with you right there. proven statistic

dont believe me, go try it

I approve of this. Forget my last advice. This one is a winner. ;)

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Mar. 31st, 2011 @ 08:02 PM Reply

Music Related
Well, dogs are musical sometimes... like Snoop, right ?

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 12:47 AM Reply

At 3/31/11 08:02 PM, sorohanro wrote: like Snoop, right ?

That haircut makes me think of Justin Beaver.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 04:52 AM Reply

that is sweet

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 07:35 AM Reply

Oh man, I just wanted someone to say goodluck hahaha. A page of discussion on how to approach women can be fun though.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 11:07 AM Reply

I'm pregnant, it's a unicorn.

lulz apirl f00lz!

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 11:16 AM Reply

At 4/1/11 11:07 AM, B0UNC3 wrote: I'm pregnant, it's a unicorn.

lulz apirl f00lz!

This has been the lamest April Fools day ever.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 11:43 AM Reply

Agreed, the most obnoxious thing someone tried to pull on me was "I'm pregnant, and you're the father"....Totaly ignoring the fact I haven't even met her.

Almost had me fooled 8-)


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 11:44 AM Reply

At 4/1/11 11:43 AM, B0UNC3 wrote: Agreed, the most obnoxious thing someone tried to pull on me was "I'm pregnant, and you're the father"....Totaly ignoring the fact I haven't even met her.

Almost had me fooled 8-)

She was HAWT! wasn´t she!?

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 12:23 PM Reply

At 4/1/11 11:44 AM, hamstercake wrote:
At 4/1/11 11:43 AM, B0UNC3 wrote: Agreed, the most obnoxious thing someone tried to pull on me was "I'm pregnant, and you're the father"....Totaly ignoring the fact I haven't even met her.

Almost had me fooled 8-)
She was HAWT! wasn´t she!?

Yes, she is...... But that's totally beside the point :O


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 12:32 PM Reply

At 4/1/11 11:43 AM, B0UNC3 wrote: Agreed, the most obnoxious thing someone tried to pull on me was "I'm pregnant, and you're the father"....Totaly ignoring the fact I haven't even met her.

Almost had me fooled 8-)

thats 10 x funnier considering the bg I know about you hahaha..

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 12:36 PM Reply

At 4/1/11 12:23 PM, B0UNC3 wrote:
At 4/1/11 11:44 AM, hamstercake wrote:
At 4/1/11 11:43 AM, B0UNC3 wrote: Agreed, the most obnoxious thing someone tried to pull on me was "I'm pregnant, and you're the father"....Totaly ignoring the fact I haven't even met her.

Almost had me fooled 8-)
She was HAWT! wasn´t she!?
Yes, she is...... But that's totally beside the point :O

You should've reacted like you already had a suspicion and like you actually believed her. Then when she tells you that it was a joke and that you took it too seriously, just say that you don't believe it's a joke because she can't be that cruel.
''It really was a joke, we haven't even slept together!''
''Pffft, like you need to sleep together to make a baby..''

Or well, that's what i would've done. So you probably did the right thing by not reacting that way.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 01:46 PM Reply

"I'm pregnant!

"Oh ya? Well I have aids."

guaranteed to stop anyone dead cold.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 06:33 PM Reply

At 4/1/11 01:46 PM, Chronamut wrote: "I'm pregnant!

"Oh ya? Well I have aids."

guaranteed to stop anyone dead cold.

Writing that one up.... +1


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge Apr. 1st, 2011 @ 07:11 PM Reply

So I've decided. I'm coming out! I'm full on gay!!! So get used to it!