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The appeal is tricking people into thinking there's actually another dimension of enjoyment when watching the movie, but actually just overcharging them to watch it. IT'S ALL BUSINESS.

Hey guys, can you all please check this thread and help me out please :D it won't take much of your time and I really need the votes!!

Thanks NG!

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You guys make it so hard to jump into a conversation if you haven't posted in about 80 pages. darn you all. :c

Actually... make that... STEAMPUNK ROBOT NAZI ZOMBIES! O_o

Really though, it was like an anime done with live action... done right.
It seems like most other movies that have attempted that to some extent have been terrible, this was a rare exception.

Not saying it was flawless... there were elements that could have been written better... but I still enjoyed it thoroughly.

And on the plus side, I expect it will inspire a lot of hot cosplay!!!

So it would seem I am not missing out on much, if anything, in the 3D aspect.

At 3/30/11 10:45 PM, EchozAurora wrote: Actually... make that... STEAMPUNK ROBOT NAZI ZOMBIES! O_o

Oh my!
:3

And on the plus side, I expect it will inspire a lot of hot cosplay!!!

Yes!

3D

I saw a 3d movie once where Kim Kardashian came out of the television and gave me a blowjob for 25 minutes

3d owns

At 3/30/11 11:54 PM, Bjra wrote: I saw a 3d movie once where Kim Kardashian came out of the television and gave me a blowjob for 25 minutes

3d owns

Only in a perfect world... where money does grow on trees, and zombies actually exist.

At 3/31/11 12:20 AM, Tzunami wrote:

At 3/30/11 11:54 PM, Bjra wrote: I saw a 3d movie once where Kim Kardashian came out of the television and gave me a blowjob for 25 minutes

3d owns

Only in a perfect world... where money does grow on trees, and zombies actually exist.

In a perfect world, Kim Kardashian wouldn't exist. Nor would Paris Hilton... You know, any of those people who are famous "just because".

At 3/31/11 12:26 AM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:

At 3/31/11 12:20 AM, Tzunami wrote:
Only in a perfect world... where money does grow on trees, and zombies actually exist.

In a perfect world, Kim Kardashian wouldn't exist. Nor would Paris Hilton... You know, any of those people who are famous "just because".

That just leaves overrated fame...

At 3/31/11 01:03 AM, Tzunami wrote:

At 3/31/11 12:26 AM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:

At 3/31/11 12:20 AM, Tzunami wrote:
Only in a perfect world... where money does grow on trees, and zombies actually exist.

In a perfect world, Kim Kardashian wouldn't exist. Nor would Paris Hilton... You know, any of those people who are famous "just because".

That just leaves overrated fame...

One in the same IMO... Although, as with politics... in fame there is always a greater evil. And that greater evil is people that are famous for simply being alive.

At 3/31/11 01:12 AM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:
One in the same IMO... Although, as with politics... in fame there is always a greater evil. And that greater evil is people that are famous for simply being alive.

Sounds like the whole celebrity baby boom..

At 3/31/11 01:12 AM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote: In a perfect world, Kim Kardashian wouldn't exist. Nor would Paris Hilton... You know, any of those people who are famous "just because".

One in the same IMO... Although, as with politics... in fame there is always a greater evil. And that greater evil is people that are famous for simply being alive.

Basically any reality show. Jersey Shore, or any of the dating shows that sprung off of dating shows (I LOVE NEW YORK AND ALL THAT SHIT)

Or teen mom. Then we hear about them in the news...

What?

Side note, just watched IP man again. Fucking ridiculous movie, Donnie Yen just obliterates people.

Hows your leg feel sir?

At 3/31/11 01:41 AM, Envy wrote: Hows your leg feel sir?

That, right there, was badass.

At 3/31/11 01:41 AM, Envy wrote:
Side note, just watched IP man again. Fucking ridiculous movie, Donnie Yen just obliterates people.

I think they are making a second one. havent looked into it yet, it may already exist. that said, I have a small correction for you: its not "IP" its "Ip"...

At 3/30/11 05:58 PM, FairSquare wrote: Suckerpunch

I despise this movie, but at the same time i would probably enjoy watching it.
Damn you male brain. Damn you.

Spoiler Alert: It sucked balls.

At 3/31/11 03:14 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote:

I think they are making a second one. havent looked into it yet, it may already exist. that said, I have a small correction for you: its not "IP" its "Ip"...

Yeah the second one is already out. He opens up a new dojo!

At 3/31/11 03:20 AM, hamstercake wrote:
Yeah the second one is already out. He opens up a new dojo!

welll there ya go...

Being Single

I'm going to start approaching a women...first time I've done this in like 5 years(damn its been a while since i was single). Shes 4 years older then me and 5 tiers higher in attractiveness. Also shes asian and im white...Suspected failure on a scale of zero to fail...7.

Can I get the newgrounds good luck charm for this friday?

At 3/31/11 03:46 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Can I get the newgrounds good luck charm for this friday?

Play "Here In My Room" by Incubus for her... She'll especially love the line "Pink tractor beam into your incision."

That'll make it a sure thing!

At 3/31/11 03:46 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Being Single

I'm going to start approaching a women...first time I've done this in like 5 years(damn its been a while since i was single). Shes 4 years older then me and 5 tiers higher in attractiveness. Also shes asian and im white...Suspected failure on a scale of zero to fail...7.

Can I get the newgrounds good luck charm for this friday?

I think we are all out, but i do have this >> A Man´s Field Guide to Dating <<

Dating tutorialz

At 3/31/11 04:08 AM, hamstercake wrote: I think we are all out, but i do have this >> A Man´s Field Guide to Dating <<

You know i never really liked those online dating guides. I managed without them, and so did many. You just have to have a good personality and try to listen to the things they say instead of staring at there boobs.

Also having a good sence of humor can help. I wouldnt recommand Newgrounds humor though. Telling dick jokes to a girl will make you sound like a pervert.

Girls are very very self conscience. At first you might think is me stereotyping but its just a biological thing. Basicly a fact! So every now and then give a compliment but dont over do it. (I recommend shoes or hair)

Be confident but not arrogant.
Be yourself but dont give away to much of yourself.
Make sure you have a pleasant smell. (Very important)

Also if the girl rejects you is not the end of the world. There are more women then men on this planet so you get enough tries! :D

At 3/31/11 04:46 AM, YouriX wrote: I wouldnt recommand Newgrounds humor though. Telling dick jokes to a girl will make you sound like a pervert.

So that's what i've been doing wrong

At 3/31/11 03:46 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote:
Can I get the newgrounds good luck charm for this friday?

Carry around a 10 of diamonds with you. Trust me, it is a lucky card.

I happened to play 'high card, low card' with a friend during a break. I haven't guessed cards nearly as many times as my friend did and in the end I guessed a high card and the 10 of diamonds. I was right.

We were playing shit head as well and the 10 of diamonds happened to be the last card in his pile, and he went out first. A coincidence? I think not.

you people make me sick when you talk about women like it's some sort of achievement where you have to do the right moves in order to unlock them.

You go up to one, smile, and say "Hi, I couldn't help noticing you.. you're beautiful"

and then go from there.

No woman in the world DOESN'T want to be called beautiful.

Also throw out every pickup line ever - trust me as someone who has had them used against him.. they all fail and prove that you have to rely on some shitty pickup line isntead of truly tellnig them how you feel.

In related news, my man is going up north today to do his job which concerns acres of trees for 5 weeks.. gonna be a lonely month and a bit of nightly skyping.. :(

At 3/31/11 11:53 AM, Chronamut wrote:
No woman in the world DOESN'T want to be called beautiful.

If the media didn't enforce fake body tans, over-use of make-up, and plastic surgeries, then girls wouldn't mind being called beautiful.

WIMMENZ
women are easy to talk to.. just keep asking them questions about themselves. women like to feel important.
and compliment them during the conversation.

And if you go up to a girl and simply say "Hi, my name is ______. I just wanted to talk to you because i was noticing how beautiful you are." It will work. Just be genuin when you say it and try to throw that line out when she is not with her friends. Her friends will make talking to her more difficult especially if you go balls out with a line like that. Even the sweetest girl in the world might feel nervous and pressureed if you drop a bomb like that on her infront of her friends

If the girl scoffs at you or gives you an attitude that simply means she is socially inept or a total bitch. As chron said. A Women is not some magical thing that needs to be unlocked. Just be yourself, be a good listener and be a nice guy.

At 3/31/11 04:55 AM, FairSquare wrote:

At 3/31/11 04:46 AM, YouriX wrote: I wouldnt recommand Newgrounds humor though. Telling dick jokes to a girl will make you sound like a pervert.

So that's what i've been doing wrong

LOL! However it would still be funny to me if someone actually did that.

At 3/31/11 12:10 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: WIMMENZ
women are easy to talk to.. just keep asking them questions about themselves. women like to feel important.
and compliment them during the conversation.

^This
But dont overdo it though. To much compliments may come on to strong. Dont be to obvious.

At 3/31/11 12:10 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: Just be yourself, be a good listener and be a nice guy.

Nice guys finish last.

also DON'T be clingy - it becoems very obvious when someoen is so anamoured with you it becoems creepy - I've had that happen to me and any interest in the person quickly dies.

At 3/31/11 12:28 PM, Chronamut wrote: also DON'T be clingy - it becoems very obvious when someoen is so anamoured with you it becoems creepy - I've had that happen to me and any interest in the person quickly dies.

Unless you're both clingy :p