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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-02 14:40:16 Reply

Dave Chappelle never gets old.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-02 15:48:07 Reply

I just had to post this. It´s way too funny not to.

Music history according to kids

1. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.

2. Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you better
not try to sing.

3. A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

4. John Sebastian Bach died from 1750 to the present.

5. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.

6. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote
loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was
calling him. I guess he could not hear so good. Beethoven expired in
1827 and later died from this.

7. Henry Purcell is a well known composer few people have ever heard of.

8. Aaron Copland is one of your most famous contemporary composers. It is
unusual to be contemporary. Most composers do not live until they are dead.

9. An opera is a song of bigly size.

10. In the last scene of Pagliacci, Canio stabs Nedda who is the one he
really loves. Pretty soon Silvio also gets stabbed, and they all live
happily ever after.

11. When a singer sings, he stirs up the air and makes it hit any passing
eardrums. But if he is good, he knows how to keep it from hurting.

12. Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel.

13. I know what a sextet is but I had rather not say.

14. Caruso was at first an Italian. Then someone heard his voice and said
he would go a long way. And so he came to America.

15. A good orchestra is always ready to play if the conductor steps onthe odium.

16. Morris dancing is a country survival from times when people were happy.

17. Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago.

18. Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields
and McCoys.

19. My very best liked piece of music is the Bronze Lullaby.

20. My favorite composer is Opus.

21. A harp is a nude piano.

22. A tuba is much larger than its name.

23. Instruments come in many sizes, shapes and orchestras.

24. You should always say "celli" when you mean there are two or more cellos.

25. Another name for kettle drums is timpani. But I think I will just stick
with the first name and learn it good.

26. A trumpet is an instrument when it is not an elephant sound.

27. While trombones have tubes, trumpets prefer to wear valves.

28. The double bass is also called the bass viol, string bass, and bass
fiddle. It has so many names because it is so huge.

29. When electric currents go through them, guitars start making sounds.
So would anybody.

30. Question: What are kettle drums called?
Answer: Kettle drums.

31. Cymbals are round, metal CLANGS!

32. A bassoon looks like nothing I have ever heard.

33. Last month I found out how a clarinet works by taking it apart. I both
found out and got in trouble.

34. The concertmaster of an orchestra is always the person who sits in the
first chair of the first violins. This means that when a person is
elected concertmaster, he has to hurry up and learn how to play a violin
real good.

35. For some reason, they always put a treble clef in front of every line
of flute music. You just watch.

36. I can't reach the brakes on this piano!

37. The main trouble with a French horn is it's too tangled up.

38. Anyone who can read all the instrument notes at the same time gets to be
the conductor.

39. Instrumentalist is a many-purposed word for many player-types.

40. The flute is a skinny-high shape-sounded instrument.

41. The most dangerous part about playing cymbals is near the nose.

42. A contra-bassoon is like a bassoon, only more so.

43. Tubas are a bit too much.

44. Music instrument has a plural known as orchestra.

45. I would like for you to teach me to play the cello. Would tomorrow
or Friday be best?

46. My favorite instrument is the bassoon. It is so hard to play people seldom
play it. That is why I like the bassoon best.

47. It is easy to teach anyone to play the maracas. Just grip the neck and
shake him in rhythm.

48. Just about any animal skin can be stretched over a frame to make a pleasant
sound once the animal is removed.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 08:17:48 Reply

At 4/2/11 03:48 PM, hamstercake wrote: I just had to post this. It´s way too funny not to.

Music history according to kids

So, what you're telling me is... understanding, believing, and practicing these tips would make me a musical genius?


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 08:36:56 Reply

Anyone just finish spring break? Got any good stories?

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 08:39:19 Reply

At 4/2/11 12:23 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: April fools day trolling
Anyone do any trolling yesterday?

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

You're not supposed to continue when they realize it's April 1st.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 08:50:21 Reply

At 4/4/11 08:36 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Anyone just finish spring break? Got any good stories?

Mine just started last week.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 10:02:52 Reply

At 4/4/11 08:36 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: Anyone just finish spring break? Got any good stories?

every day is a long monotonous existance of working - I do not have this thing you call "spring break"

silly mortals with their holidays.

in other news I am sick today.. I thought you would all find that relevant.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 10:27:28 Reply

9. An opera is a song of bigly size.

win


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 11:27:15 Reply

At 4/4/11 10:27 AM, krssvr wrote:
9. An opera is a song of bigly size.
win

where the fuck have YOU been hiding lol..

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 11:51:18 Reply

At 4/4/11 11:27 AM, Chronamut wrote:
At 4/4/11 10:27 AM, krssvr wrote:
9. An opera is a song of bigly size.
win
where the fuck have YOU been hiding lol..

He's around. We chat in MSN pretty often

OMFG BURFDAY TOMORROW

So freaking excited. I am planning to buy a pair of headphones, so you guessed it, I need a few suggestions

I DON'T SEE ANY SENSE TO CREATE THREAD FOR THIS, WHEN I CAN ASK MY REG BROS
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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 12:50:12 Reply

At 4/4/11 11:51 AM, MrSaint wrote:
So freaking excited. I am planning to buy a pair of headphones, so you guessed it, I need a few suggestions

I DON'T SEE ANY SENSE TO CREATE THREAD FOR THIS, WHEN I CAN ASK MY REG BROS

sennheiser all the way.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 13:00:07 Reply

At 4/4/11 11:51 AM, MrSaint wrote:
So freaking excited. I am planning to buy a pair of headphones, so you guessed it, I need a few suggestions

I DON'T SEE ANY SENSE TO CREATE THREAD FOR THIS, WHEN I CAN ASK MY REG BROS

Skullcandy der awesum n dey luk cool n haf so much bas


At 3/27/11 10:22 PM, sugarsimon wrote:
the brilliant songs who create a production for music
Wat

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 13:02:38 Reply

At 4/4/11 01:00 PM, Envy wrote: Skullcandy der awesum n dey luk cool n haf so much bas

And they're almost unbreakable, may I add.


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 13:03:59 Reply

At 4/4/11 01:02 PM, Supersteph54 wrote:
At 4/4/11 01:00 PM, Envy wrote: Skullcandy der awesum n dey luk cool n haf so much bas
And they're almost unbreakable, may I add.

Oh, and don't forget the AMAZING customer service!


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 13:04:52 Reply

At 4/4/11 01:00 PM, Envy wrote:
At 4/4/11 11:51 AM, MrSaint wrote:
So freaking excited. I am planning to buy a pair of headphones, so you guessed it, I need a few suggestions

I DON'T SEE ANY SENSE TO CREATE THREAD FOR THIS, WHEN I CAN ASK MY REG BROS
Skullcandy der awesum n dey luk cool n haf so much bas

Feck no, ze werds u sed r liez, srysly

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 13:38:39 Reply

Why doesn't glitchy dark IDM get me wyminz?


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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 13:44:01 Reply

AKG makes some pretty good headphones. If you are looking for a good model with a small price tag, i´d try (AKG 77) Hz 18 - 20.000)
They sit nicely on the head. If you are like me, (looking for comfort)
closed-back & they weigh very little.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 15:31:31 Reply

Skullcandy

Am I the only one that likes them? I got a pair of Skullcrushers for $30 and they have pictures of Snoop Dogg on them. I feel so gangsta when I wear them. :3

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 15:46:12 Reply

At 4/4/11 03:41 PM, LaForge wrote: You wanna see a real gangsta? Come to the slums of Detroit, I'll point you in the right direction.

You wanna see real gangsta ? Go in Bucharest in gypsy districts, there, you'll not make it alive if they hear you speaking other languages than Romanian or gypsy (aka Rromani).

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 15:54:46 Reply

At 4/4/11 03:46 PM, sorohanro wrote:
At 4/4/11 03:41 PM, LaForge wrote: You wanna see a real gangsta? Come to the slums of Detroit,
You wanna see real gangsta ? Go in Bucharest in gypsy districts, there, you'll not make it alive if they hear you speaking other languages

You wanna see a real gangsta? Come to Canada.

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 16:43:50 Reply

At 4/4/11 03:41 PM, LaForge wrote: You wanna see a real gangsta? Come to the slums of Detroit, I'll point you in the right direction.

lol, I'm from Detroit. And the people there aren't "gangsters", they're unemployed crack heads. Difference, bro!

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 16:52:28 Reply

At 4/4/11 03:31 PM, EricFreeman wrote: Am I the only one that likes them? I got a pair of Skullcrushers for $30 and they have pictures of Snoop Dogg on them. I feel so gangsta when I wear them. :3

I like em only because when mine broke and I reported it, they replaced them for free. I was supposed to send mine in and they were gonna send me a coupon, but I never did that and one day I got a new pair in the mail randomly.

At 4/4/11 03:41 PM, LaForge wrote: I fucking hate when people overuse the word "gangster". The majority of gangsters in the world are low-level crack dealers that are usually using their own product.

Did you ever see the Godfather? Those were real gangsters. Gangster just means gang member. Gangsta was just coined for hip-hop cause someone thought it would be cool. Why get so offended over how slang is used?

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 16:56:40 Reply

At 4/4/11 03:41 PM, LaForge wrote:
You wanna see a real gangsta? Come to the slums of Detroit, I'll point you in the right direction.

HAH redundancy - detroit is the biggest shithole in the states..

unless youi cound new jersey.. or pittsburg.. or.. half the other states..
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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 17:38:55 Reply

At 4/4/11 03:41 PM, LaForge wrote: Yeah, Snoop Dogg is totally gangsta, having millions of dollars and a rap enterprise.
At 4/4/11 04:50 PM, LaForge wrote: As a matter of fact, Detroit is the main battleground for the Crips

"Famous former gang members or those suspected to associate with the crips include Snoop Dogg"
-Wikipedia

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 17:57:30 Reply

Damn dawg, those dank skullbeats make look you swag bro!

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-04 17:58:44 Reply

Which is funny because China had gangs long before America.

China = OG


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the brilliant songs who create a production for music
Wat

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At 4/4/11 11:27 AM, Chronamut wrote:
At 4/4/11 10:27 AM, krssvr wrote:
9. An opera is a song of bigly size.
win
where the fuck have YOU been hiding lol..

i got lost in FL Studio

I'm working on something kind of big

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How to fuck up a date

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Response to The Audio Forum Lounge 2011-04-05 08:34:10 Reply

At 4/5/11 08:11 AM, Bjra wrote:
At 4/5/11 08:07 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: FAT

I am.
RAW VEGANISM

do it faggot

But what is there to eat besides salad and steamed vegetables? and how do you curve munchies from weed? also whats so bad about meat? non-chemical-y raised fish and chicken and buffalo and ostridge are all great. There's good kinds of fat in a lot of types of cheese too, not to mention the calcium that isnt in veggies. VEGANS ARE THE REAL FAGGOTS.

No... what I need to do is just general healthy diet, no cold turkey insanity like veganism. No processed food, small frequent portions, and exercise, BAM. Still hard as tits to do consistently.